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Meant to do some sketches but it turned into this lol! Enjoy the Ma//ri//na snee

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Anyone remember the times when people attempted to mimic Disney's animation patterns? The Swan Princess was a movie I grew up watching and honestly I thought it was made by the animation people behind some of those Disney sequel type of movies similar to Return of Jafar.

The art here was made by a friend of mine years ago.

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An old commission with the holiday season. A sneezy holiday is a fun scenario.

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Forgetting passwords after a long period of time where a website automatically keeps logging you in and then suddenly without warning you click the exit tab, try to go back, and have to type in a password..........not fun to feel like an idiot for a few minutes trying to guess various passwords used in the past. Thankfully the password worked after a few failed attempts

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Happy Solstice! 🌲✨

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Currently on the look out for kink-flavored games to play online. So far I have these ones:

Sneezing While Hiding

DRGSNZ

If you know of any other ones, please reblog and add to the list. I'm in desperate need of more interactive media.

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quick ugly Lynette sketch cuz I love the fontwins

She's all sick and sniffly y'all trust

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Thinking about the sneeziest of people. The ones whose noses react to the faintest gust of wind. Nostrils beginning to flare, the person feels their tingly nose twitching. From here, they have two choices: quell the itch or allow it to fester.

Usually, they consider the relieving nature of the release (of course not swayed by the crescendoing tickles they can’t help but notice) and use their hands to search for a tissue instead of pressing them to their ever-reddening nose. The effect is instant. The person’s facial expressions fall out of their control as hitching breaths overcome them. Twitching their enlarged nostrils back and forth, they beg for the itch to reach its climax.

Fluttering a tissue in front of their nose and mouth, the person releases the full sneeze into waiting hands.

“HattxshiuUUU! Huhhh-“

They sigh as the tingly pressure decreases, but their relief is momentary. It’s often they sneeze, yes, but even more often is the number of sneezes per fit exactly 3.

Knowing their body, but also praying for a single once - just once - they pressed the sneezed-on tissue to their nostrils. Rubbing with the dampened tissue, the person attempted to scrub their itch away. The act of placing the cold tissue to their nose, followed by the insistant rubbing, made one thing certain:

These sneezes needed to be let out. In fact, they were going to come out, and at any moment now-

They hitched once, nose still buried in the tissue. “H- hii…” Pausing in shock, they accepted that there wasn’t any escape. Letting them come had to be the best way to get all of this over and done with. “HA-“ They touched the damp tissue to the rim of each twitching nostril, creating a monstrous tickle. “Hehhh- hi’hHII-“

“HIT’sxcHIEU! Ha- HA- HAATTSCIEU!”

Finally. They sniffle into the tissue for the last time, the tickle completely sneezed-out. That is, until the next time their nose takes hold.

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Catgirl who's allergic to cattails.

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New occccc (sort of) I'm a huge fan of the Monster Hunter series and I may have turned the character I use across all the games into a fully fledged "OC" loll (she's INCREDIBLY EXTREMELY allergic to feathers)

I love muscular women

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Angelic Bless you [COMM]

COMM FOR @skullythehellhound !!

Skully sure has some nasty dust allergies, But his husband is there to bless hi- OH MY GOD HE'S ON FIRE!!

This was so much fun to do EHHEHEHE

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Thank yall so much for the support! I decided to do a small thing to try it out and I liked it a lot, thinking I might add more onto this later so it turns out as a snz sketch page but yep here's a little something with my comfort characters Sherri and Gine (pronounced Jee-nay)

PLEASE DON'T REBLOG TO NON SNZ BLOGS!!!

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Annoyances with Snz media

A sneeze doesn't automatically make something likeable, far from it. Here are my personal top five things that annoy me with seeing sneezes in media.

5- One character getting all the attention with sneezes. This is something that has only bothered me with how often I see this happening and there's good reasons why one character gets so much attention. With fanart in the past there was a dragon named Dulcy that got so much attention that other characters were not drawn, but I see the reasons why. Dulcy's design and large size made it easy to visualize possible sneezes happening. Sneezy the Dwarf is iconic for being literally one of the first animated cartoon movie characters sneezing, and his sneezes I'll talk more about later, but I also see why he got a lot of attention. His name is literally about sneezing but he took so much attention away from other possibilities of seeing sneezes from other Disney characters, even when crossovers happened a sneeze usually was given to him instead of other characters because of how easy it was to over rely on giving the dwarf a scene for a new sneeze. It didn't take much thought to give Sneezy a sneeze moment.

I usually enjoy the characters that get sneeze attention, but at the same time I can't help but get curious of seeing other characters around them also sneeze.

4- This one meme specifically drove me nuts, and this isn't the only irritating annoyance I have with sneeze media. Sneezy the Dwarf was everywhere for the longest time as one of the most spammable memes of sneezing. The sneeze of doom sound repeatedly used his sneeze, and the reason this doesn't bother me as much as the other annoyances is Sneezy's sneeze is well known for good reason. His build up, the original animations for the sneeze, there's a lot of great things about Sneezy the Dwarf's sneeze. I just really got annoyed that it was usually the ONLY sneeze sound that people used for sneeze of doom meme.

3. Gross out humor. In the past, this was MY MOST HATED annoyance. I still hate gross out humor, but other things recently have made my blood boil more. Especially for vanilla artists, one big reason why drawing a sneeze is avoided is because of gross out humor. "sneezing is gross. It's wrong to sneeze. I hate seeing a sneeze" I've heard phrases like this because of movies or animation purposely making a sneeze as nasty as possible.

Some people draw very messy sneezes in an amazing way, and over time I've grown to appreciate mess. I prefer sneezes without much mess but I see why other people can love mess.

2. My second most hated annoyance with sneeze media is something small and kinda pointless but it's bothered me and made me waste so much time more than any other annoyance. It's...

"nothing to sneeze at" and other phrases that include the word sneeze.

From the very start of my young self looking at google images for the first time, up until TODAY, I see this annoyance happening. People will include the word sneeze with artwork that has NOTHING to do with sneezing. In written stories, this annoyance is even worse for me personally because I like to read stories with characters I like that I thought would have a sneeze scene happening, only to find that no real sneeze happened. Just the word sneeze...

................................................................Same. My top irritation annoyance with sneeze media is when the SAME EXACT SCENE is seen over, and over, and over again. YOUTUBE is the most common place I see this happening. When I try to look up a sneeze that happened within the last 24 hours, a sneeze meme will appear multiple times. An old show or old animation with a sneeze will somehow make its way into the last 24 hours. The strange baby show animation never goes away. I really, really, REALLY can't stand something that has zero changes. If something is similar, that's fine. I don't mind a good idea or a good sneeze sound being reused in various different ways. What I HATE is when someone tries to gain advantage of repeatedly using the exact same details in art, or with writing words, or with trying to get money by doing NOTHING new. Ok...rant over.

Thank you for letting me vent. Youtube really bugged me today with seeing the same kind of search I tried to do yesterday and it led me to thinking of what else bugs me about sneeze media and sneeze stuff online.

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Breath of the Wild has awesome designs. Sweet art style here!

Do you have loud, messy sneezes, or do you have quiet, dare I say demure, sneezes?

Not that I ever get sick - but if I happened to sneeze, I would most certainly have manly, rugged sneezes. Anyone who tells you otherwise is LYING.

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this particular violet looks rather sneezy…

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Okay I had to make this lil (slightly hyperfixation gift) thing for @sfblah because I am in love with his maid stories and Chapter 2 was my favorite (closely followed by Chapter 5) so I ahem...narrated it. Find the audiobook for Chapter 2 below:

Chapter 1 - Read first if you'd like to catch up! Chapter 2 - NARRATED ABOVE!! SEE AUDIO (You can find the rest if you follow the white rabbit via Blah's links ;)

I had to use my non-studio mic because I did it weeks ago and it took me ages and ages and ages (dinosaur slow time) to edit and post it. Ahaha so enjoy and please be kind about...whatever I am self conscious about :3 lol Enjoy and please PLEASE read his story it's fricken hilarious. Bucket is my sun god.

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You're a doctor for heavens sake does nobody in this family cover their mouth.