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So, we all know Jason "amazing cook, trained by Alfred, master chef" Todd, but what if he was just.. really terrible at cooking.

Jason was a street kid. He probably didn't have much to eat often and couldn't really be picky with what he was given. It didn't really matter how bad it tasted, if it was dirty or fished out of a trash can, it was food. He couldn't afford to give up sustenance just because he didn't like how it tasted, so over time he just stops caring so much about the quality of what he eats.

Eventually, he gets to the manor and tries Alfred's cooking, and it's amazing, but it's still just food. It's great that he actually likes what he's eating, but at the end of the day, it's just something he has to eat to keep him alive. So he's forever grateful that Alfred serves him good food, but even if it was terrible he would eat it because he needs it to live.

He ends up kind of forgetting that not all people think that way.

Post resurrection, as Red Hood, he has the money to go out and buy quality food and ingredients, but he just doesn't. He still buys cheap, crappy food, because it doesn't make a difference to him. When he's running out of groceries and has to make himself dinner, but only has a can of corn and overcooked chicken leftovers, that's what he eats. He'll eat the corn straight out of the can. The chicken is so dry and unseasoned. But he eats it.

The bats don't ever realize he eats like this. They only ever eat together at family dinners, and everyone likes Alfred's cooking. But what if Alfred is on vacation, and Bruce is left to cook for everyone? Sure, Bruce can make things edible, but his meals never really taste good. He has Alfred, he never needed to learn.

So everyone is at the dinner table trying to choke down this meal that Bruce made, and Jason is eating it with the same expression he eats Alfred's cooking. They ask, and Jason just responds "Food is food" and keeps on eating. They don't realize that this meal is better than the can of beans he had for breakfast.

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Jaybin learning the choreography for "Thriller" because he's a MJ Fan. And then later on when he comes back to life and b4 the Lazarus Pit he does it without realising

This is actually hilarious. Jason is a complete nerd, no doubt he would've learned the choreo.

Jason crawls out of the grave, only to stand up and break out into dance as he moves along the graveyard. Citizens of Gotham are walking by this cemetery, seeing this dirty, scrawny kid dancing to Thriller, and they brush it off. It's completely normal. It's Gotham.

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So you’re telling me this in the guy who strikes fear into the hearts of Gotham’s most dangerous criminals? right…….

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sdkdfgdgfdkkds giggling, kicking my feet, rolling on the ground

heeheehoohoo

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Red Hood and Arsenal are the most ANNOYING people someone can fight with. If you even manage to separate them both to try and get something out of them; they dont take it serious. They can be tied up, no escape routes- And they're still cocky asf. Like they know they'll get away without dying. And they're right. I can just picture Arsenal [Or Red Hood, works pretty much with both] tied up and guns pointing at him. Joking and complaining about the place before he starts a fit of giggles. They ask him whats wrong and he just goes "Red Hood is behind you"

[Yes, like that Meg and Dean scene from Supernatural]

Hood and Arsenal are the type of people to get kidnapped, and be immediately returned.

Those two are just so unserious when it comes to serious situations, and it's a miracle they haven't managed to majorly piss off the wrong people.

During fights, criminals get so frustrated. They're dodging kicks and punches and trying to catch their breaths, trying not to lose this fight, all the while Red Hood and Arsenal are casually discussing their dinner plans. It's even worse when Hood breaks out into song, because not only does he not sound winded in the slightest, but he actually sounds pretty good. Arsenal is just as bad, cracking dad jokes the whole fight. He's so unfunny, it's hard to listen to.

They've gotten kidnapped, sure, but it never lasts long before the other is coming over to help. One time, a couple goons managed to capture them both and tied them up in a room together with no windows. They were so smug, but when they came back to check on them, Hood and Arsenal were sitting on the floor, ropes thrown to the side, playing rock paper scissors.

I have not watches Supernatural, so I'm not sure the scene you're talking about, but I'll go search it up and take your word for it lol

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I love thinking that Batman didnt tell anything to the JL about Jason being Red Hood; And that also Jason stayed a Crime Lord to keep tabs at anything suspicious/Go Undercover more easily so very FEW people know his relation to the Bats.

Fast foward; Jason is being mind controlled and attacking Central City by someone after a mission went wrong, the JL is trying to stop him- They cant believe Batman let Red Hood , their once most wanted on the JL list out of Arkham, or really, any prison. What happend to it being "all handled"? They already called Batman so why the fuck he's not there yet? Some minutes go by and Batman finally arrives, he got a book on his hands(?) And excuses himself saying he had to look deep into more than one bookstore to find it. Green Lantern tries to say something but its interrupted by Batman shouting Red Hood's name and holding up the book. Which surprisingly stops him? Was really surprise factor Red Hood's weakness?

He's paralyzed for a few seconds before approaching Batman, they're all ready to fight, but Batman shushes them saying they should focus on fixing the mess that was made.

"Where the fuck did you found that?" Even with the voice changer Red Hood's voice sounded so.. small? Fragile?

Batman put a hand on his shoulder and Red Hood turned his voice changer off before whispering how he got into that situation.

Omg it's been a month since I got this and now here I am- I love this idea so much

I also really like those situations, it's just so funny. The JL is here thinking that Red Hood is super dangerous and that they need to watch out for him, meanwhile Batman is just like "Yep. That's my crime lord son!"

They're all so confused, because why did Batman take a detour just to grab a book? It's just something that'll get in the way, and probably be destroyed in the process. Does Batman even read books? They don't know!

And sure, Batman is strong, but to take on Hood alone? While carrying a book? It's kind of mind boggling to them how overconfident he seems with the situation. They know he has a bit of an ego, but damn.

So imagine their surprise when Hood actually listens to him. There's no gun shots, no thrown punches. He just quietly goes over and starts explaining everything. They have no idea how Batman did it, and he won't tell them. It was just a weirdly soft moment that never gets acknowledged.

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Cheetahs meow like cats, I'm not kidding... So here's Jason Todd and Damian finding that out

Batman forcibly dragged Red Hood away as he tried to pet the meowing cheetah. The cheetahs meowed trying to sound threatening, but that failed as Red Hood and Robin tried to sneak into the habitat to pet them.

Red Hood (reaching out to the cute, but dangerous cheetah): NOOOOO! Let me pet them! They're squeaky!

Batman (scolding dad voice): They're also dangerous animals! These aren't house cats!

Red Hood broke away and attempted to run back to the cheetah sanctuary. Batman managed to grab him again and dragged him away while Robin!Damian attempted to sneak over to the cheetahs as well.

Red Hood: They're big cats and friend shaped!

Batman: STOP IT! Friend shaped is not a thing! You are embarrassing me!

Red Hood (whining): This is so unfair! I knew you didn't love me.

Batman: For the hundredth time this year, protecting your impulsive ass means I do! Robin, don't think about petting the cheetah either!

Robin (pouting): Dang it. Grandfather might let me pet one.

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Post-pit Jason has vampire fangs...

People think a Vampire is on the loose because Roy has bite marks on his neck

LMAO

I imagine Jason is just constantly biting. It's his love language. And a little bit of cuteness aggression. But Roy loves it, so it doesn't matter too much.

He'll bite Roy's shoulders, his arms, his chin, his stomach- just wherever is convenient to bite where he currently is, he bites. But his favorite place to bite is his neck. Roy's neck is just so biteable.

Every time someone points out the bite marks, Roy just awkwardly laughs and shrugs it off. He can't just say "Oh, sorry. My boyfriend just loves me so much he wants to hurt me", so redirecting the conversation is the only way.

Though, Jason loves seeing his bite marks. He's a tad bit possessive.

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Jayroy relationship is literally "The 'Dumb' person x The Smart person that for some reason decides to tag along and doesnt question the others decision"

Absolutely, though I think the roles change constantly depending on the situation. There is only one braincell, and they're both constantly fighting over it.

Roy wants to explode some things on a random day after coming back from work? Jason will bring his flamethrower.

Jason wants to run through the streets waving an anti NightWing flag after Dick beat him in Mario Kart? Roy has firecrackers.

I feel like they'd do so much dumb shit, that people are just wondering who's idea it was this time.

Once they slept over night in jail. Jason had so many drinks, and Roy was drunk purely on vibes, and they don't even know who's idea it was between the two of them that got them there.

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Jayroy

Lmao that's so them.

I think they'd sort of make it into a game. Roy is the one who starts it, and Jason gets home and doesn't even know how to react when he sees him sunbathing in the darkness of their living room.

After a few times of coming home to Roy's ridiculousness, Jason decides that he's going to catch him off guard with the piñata. It sort of just spirals with them going back and forth.

One time, Jason is in the middle of a spiritual cleansing, and Tim comes in through the window. They have an awkward moment of silence before Tim wordlessly picks up some sage and helps. Roy get's home and is so shocked that Jason got someone else on board to help that he loses it, and just starts cackling in the doorway.

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Liam 100% grows up without even DREAMING of Jason being the angry dude everyone sees him as...

On the phone and Liam is near? He'll whisper when he's angry

Family gatherings? Jason is the most chill guy you've ever met

She doesnt even know Jason is Red Hood cuz he REFUSED to even act like he does as Red Hood around her [She knows Roy is Arsenal tho]

So imagine. One of her first missions as a vigilante and she teams up with Red Hood. He finds everything hilarious because she's so CLUELESS abt it.

Oh definitely. Jason is such a softie for kids, especially for Lian, so she's in for a shock for sure.

He's never raised his voice at her or around her, even when they're at family gatherings with his family. He gets so many weird looks and teasing comments, because the bats know how he usually is. They think it's funny (and also incredibly sweet) that Jason refuses to be anything but soft around Lian.

I imagine it's hilarious when she eventually does find out that Jason is Red Hood. Realistically, she knows Roy is Arsenal, and Arsenal works with Hood all the time. But.. Jason doesn't seem like he'd be remotely close to what Red Hood acts like.

She thinks this is one big prank that Hood and Jason are playing against her. Because there is no way they're the same person. Roy starts to scatter Hood's vigilante stuff around their house for her to stumble upon and freak out about, because he thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

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I need a situation where one of the younger batkids are in an argument with Jason, and bring up the fact that he "wasn't a good kid"

Damian: "Tch. Todd, you are just angry because you were too busy rebelling to get father's attention."

Jason:

Dick: "..What?"

Damian: "Your degenerative behavior as a child is the whole reason father does not respect you now."

Bruce: "Damian, Jason was a saint."

Damian: "What?"

Dick: "Jason had a self imposed bed time."

Bruce: "He had a weird obsession with homework.."

Dick: "Once, I tried to sneak him out, and he cried."

Bruce: "I once implied that he could sneak out, and he cried."

Damian:

Jason: "Dami, B and I don't get along because of our terrible morals."

Bruce: "Well, I wouldn't say that-"

Jason: "He hates me because we both have extremely fucked up versions of justice that we don't agree on-"

Bruce: "Now, I never said-"

Jason: "I was a child and he hated me. He hates children-"

Bruce: "God damnit, Jason-"

Damian:

Damian: "My whole perspective has been altered."

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Wayne family party, Roy is there, Jason is back, they havent talked yet and Roy doesnt recognise Jason at all.

BUT he does have a few 'friends' that are eyeing too much the guy that looks like Bruce Wayne and the guy is staring back at them.

Roy knows how to make small talk, he's a social butterfly and everyone goes to him when they want someone to hook up with. Later on, his friends ask him to talk with the guy to see if he's interested; he goes, but the guy is eyeing him with so much HUNGER that he feels kinda shy. They talk cuz that doesnt make Roy uncouraged, "Jay" doesnt let him get in the topic of hooking up with his friends like he's avoiding the plague. He's just trying to keep Roy talking with him.

Yada yada, they sleep together and Roy finds out that the scrawny little kid he saw years ago is actually the guy that is build like a tank and seems like he could take 5 Gorillas ALONE on a fight

LMAO

His first thought is "Oh." (calm)

And then it's "Oh." (horror)

Because holy shit, he just slept with Dick's brother. This built, very attractive, very breedable man is his friend's brother who died. Dick is crazy protective normally, but he doesn't even want to know how protective he'll get over his undead brother. He doesn't want to imagine the look on Dick's face when he finds out. Because he will find out.

Jason, relaxing back into the pillows: "Roy, chill out man."

Roy, very clearly panicking: "He's going to kill me-"

Jason: "I'm a fully grown man-"

Roy: "He's going to chop off my dick, Jason!"

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Roy being the only one who can touch Jason on a panic attack because Jason knows how Roy's touch feels and he knows no one can be as gentle with him as Roy is.

I love this so much.

Roy is just so sweet and gentle with Jason, and is always there to comfort him when he needs a good cry, a nice cuddle, or both. He's always got some sort of contact with Jason, whether it be an arm around the waist, a hand on his shoulder, a leg thrown over his, etc etc. So Jason knows Roy's touch without even having to look at him.

So when he starts panicking, and his ears feel like they're under water, and his vision is a bit too hazy or unfocused, he doesn't even flinch when he recognizes the rough, calloused hands settling on his cheeks to wipe away his tears. Because he knows for a fact that he's safe.

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I totally didnt forgot if Ivy's pollen being a cuddle/sex thing is canon or not. But. Walk w me.

Outlaws era but no one knows Red Hood is Jason yet. Not even Roy.

Roy gets caught in Ivy's pollen on a totally unrelated mission, Ivy wasnt even there [up to imagination yay] he hides it as best as he can because who tf would spend hours cuddling with him? [If they didnt have access to the antidote] so he's able to go with it for some hours before Red Hood clocks that something is more wrong than he thought it was. He denies at first but Jason is already approaching Roy to examine him, and when RH touches him, Roy melts with the touch, he's suddenly wrapping himself around Red Hood like his life depends on it, buring his face on his shoulder and hugging him by the neck. Jason spend like some minutes just standing there surprised and speechless before he decides that the couch would be more comfortable for both of them.

Alright, I'll walk with you.

Ivy's pollen was something that Roy didn't think he'd have to deal with, especially on that mission. He'd been pretty successful in avoiding it so far, but he randomly got pollened by some random crook who managed to get his hands on the stuff. They don't have an antidote, because they hadn't worried about Ivy in a while, so he couldn't just get rid of it.

So, he decided to just ride it out. He's a big boy. He can deal with a distinct lack of cuddles. It's all good in the neighborhood. Until it is not good in the neighborhood. Not at all. It starts to get increasingly painful after a while, and he's trying to refrain from keeling over on their floor. But of course, Hood, the observant man he is, knows something is up.

He's a bit concerned. Just a bit.. Maybe a bit more than a bit.

What else are you supposed to feel when you see your best bud so tense and pale it looks like he'll die any minute? Concern is definitely on the list.

So he just walks up to Roy and tries to shake his shoulders to snap him out of it. But now he's got an armful of redhead, and he's not so sure he's letting go any time soon.

He doesn't know why Roy is hugging him, and he doesn't know why he's okay with it, but he's not going to ask. He's perfectly fine with laying on their too small, too uncomfortable couch with Roy in his arms.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=FexZQkJI4II&si=ytmP253czJZnYH6i

Jason to Roy..

Lolol I was wondering what the other ask was.

That's so sweet. Feelings are so risky in Jason's mind, but I think it's definitely a risk worth taking if it's for Roy's love. I feel like Jason is always stopping himself from actually feeling everything, because he's worried that it won't be what he expected. But he'd do it for Roy, I'm sure.

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Roy being Batman's favorite/least favorite [at the same time] in-law...

Because walk with me

Roy was pratically raised by Oliver, he OBVIOUSLY saw Batman and Green Arrow fighting and that kinda got onto him. So he's the only In-law that has the Guts to ACTUALLY fight Batman if needed. Sure, all of the others would discuss with him without a doubt but no one is on Roy's level. They almost got in a physical fight once for whatever reason and Roy didnt hold back. He was READY. Since that day Batman trusts Roy to stand on business for Jason and actually take care of him. That day made Roy his favorite.

But at the same time Roy's courage gets on his nerves. Bruce will be saying something on a family diner and they want him to stop? Roy will start giving a very detailed description of how having Jason inside of him is. That shuts Bruce up.

Yeah Bruce both loves and hates Roy.

He loves being reassured that Roy is there for Jason. He knows he can take care of himself, but Roy being that extra layer of protection definitely eases his worries. He knows Jason will always be safe around him.

However, he hates how willing Roy is to fight him. He's so used to "winning the argument" by overpowering people, either physically or verbally. People don't really try to fight him on things, so it's definitely annoying when Roy is willing to throw hands over anything he feels right. He hates being proven wrong, and even though he can easily win in a fight against Roy, it's something he hates.

Uhh I do not think Roy would describe him and Jason's private life to Bruce. I feel like they'd tease Dick here and there with as very little detail as possible, just to get on his nerves. But Bruce? I think Jason would hate that with a passion. Having his father figure know the details of his sex life is not something that he wants, and Roy wouldn't feel too comfortable sharing that either.

I also think Roy is a little protective about Jason's intimate moments, sexual or not. I think he'd want to keep Jason's soft side to himself. So he wouldn't be too eager on sharing the things that make Jason all hot and bothered.

To get Bruce to shut up, I think it's just go back to his fighting nature. Roy would just stand up and start arguing with him. It makes everyone else roll their eyes, because they can never have a peaceful dinner, but it's definitely entertaining.