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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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owls + apples 🍎

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too many catnip mice, too little time.

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who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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Losing suicidal ideation is naturally more complicated than I thought, because isn't everything always?

"Now That She's a Tapestry"

Death was a blanket.

I wore her for comfort.

I wore her to stay off the cold.

I joked about her, kept her name in my mouth at every turn.

I stopped trying to find clothes that fit.

I wrapped her around me while whispering that I would never touch her.

Not like that.

I understood that it was an easy trap to fall into.

Somehow I was an exception.

I wanted her more than anything.

She was my deity.

My certainty.

My stability.

She still is.

And yet...

Death was a blanket.

Now she's a tapestry.

She'll help with the cold, but I have to do my part now to find other ways to keep the heat.

Isn't that a pain?

I get so angry about the absense of that want.

I glare at the wall where she hangs in fury.

I pace and I rage and I collapse and I cry.

I never knew how badly I craved her until that craving was gone.

Never knew how loudly she sang until the noises of the world were left to compete with silence.

At first, when I threw her off, I was just happy.

A weight lifted, I had thought.

And then the thoughts came around again, the ones that creep and crawl and let the chill in.

She wasn’t there.

I missed the weight.

She stares at me now.

Reminds me that she is so much more than what I had used her for.

That she is bigger than just this one body.

I'll joke about her again.

In time.

She's funny, after all.

A unique sense of humor.

I hate her and I love her, just like anyone.

I'm the one that left her.

Technically.

She should really be the one that's mad.

But she's patient.

Unlike me.

She can wait.

It's me who has to learn.

Now that she's a tapestry.

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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Putting those words on a dating profile in the area of what I'm looking for with an asterisk about how i may require more than just one

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

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I'm sorry, I don't have the money to fund this or else the job "service animal for beautiful women" would be available

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

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“these are the most beautiful women in the galaxy, but where are the men?” happy pride to bisexual bones

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not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane

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I just think it's poetic that Ava, the character introduced as someone whose fall to villainy was intrinsically tied to her chronic pain and relies on her suit to literally stay together, is the one to immediately grab Bucky's prosthesis.

THUNDERBOLTS* SPOILERS BABY!

Bucky getting his arm ripped off again and being thrown across the room, only for Ava to quickly snatch up the arm, as Walker is already pulling Bucky upright, so that Alexei can toss him over his shoulders like a rag-doll, while Yelena runs for the elevator.

— Thunderbolts*

i love how they all came together for Bucky 😭

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Happy Easter to everyone!

No disrespect, today I am personally celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ aka Tashi Duncan following her crucifixion (Stanford vs Pepperdine match injury etc.) and death (the moment where she is leaning against the tree and accepting that her dreams of becoming a pro tennis player etc. are officially dead etc.)...

This is my fan theory/analysis and I am sticking to it lolll...

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Like for real, fuck you, if they can't work then I'm happy to work a little harder.

I fucking hate that the general response to RFK Jr's eugenist take on autistic people is "autistic people do pay taxes, autistic people do work, autistic people do date!"

Some autistic people don't and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life. Some autistic people do need constant help and support and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life.

Once again we're falling in the right wing trap of :

They make a hateful, fascist statement

Instead of focusing on the fact that it is hateful and fascist we try to show them that they are factually wrong

We throw our own allies and the most vulnerable of us under the bus in the process

We legitimise an only slightly less hateful, fascist view as we go

They have completed their goal of making us accept the still hateful, fascist second version, hurrah. What a victory.

Right now what we're getting to with that is that autistic people who can work and pay taxes are okay, and the others aren't. Fuck this shit.

Same thing happens with the people who are being deported ("they have a visa!", "they didn't even have a criminal record!" -> even if they didn't have a visa, even if they did have a criminal record, deporting them and detaining them in what's essentially a concentration camp wouldn't be okay, you absolute tools of fascism.)