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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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I am learning to code and no one told me math would be involved in this shit, I refuse 

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Wait what else could it be

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

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I think it’s important to bear in mind that “complex” doesn’t necessarily mean “nuanced”. A thing can be complicated and also stupid as hell.

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Me, trying to design a cool outfit for a character but forgetting I'll have to draw it from more than just the One Angle

Georges Hobeika fall 2021 couture

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To see the visible discomfort

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me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

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Tastes like dehydration. Drink, bitch.

i tried to hide in a closet from guards but there was a bug in there and it bit me 

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Dying :D

Living by the sword :)

Dying by the sword :(

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Reblog enough of the right quotes and you have shitpost tier fanfic

microdosing on literacy by reblogging quotes on my blog

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What LSD does to a mf

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

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I want everything I'm a greedy motherfucker

does anyone else like… not know what they want… at all

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The AA series had some of the most insane shit

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

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this is honestly one of my favorite fourth wall breaks in any cartoon ever

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Walking in the Rain Sounds