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I'll never be over the fact that Nevarra is Weekend-at-Bernie's-ing its literal monarch, and when Lucanis asks about why King Markus has survived his many, many, many assassination attempts, Emmrich (who knows damn well the guy's a corpse) keeps up the pretense with "oh he's just in great shape for his age :)"

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

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i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

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Originally tried to submit but remembered your submit button isn’t working.

Grinch “ornament” on FB marketplace, which appear to me to be a set of Grinch-themed truck nuts 😬

lol

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Item: Crystal Banana

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dude idk I’m starting to think I might be able to use magic for good and like harness the power of friendship :/ is that normal?

YOURE SICK

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Have not talked to my brother in 8 years because he went down a sad alt-right pipeline but he just gifted me a yaoi game on Steam for Christmas?? lol

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Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.

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too late I've already depicted you as a submarine imploding within 0.04 seconds because of the water pressure and added "YOU IN THE PUSSY" in impact font

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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

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hey i got told i was being sold an airbus i think my dealer was lying

Yes, unfortunately many of the less reputable plane breeders will try to pass off a crossbreed like this as a purebred, even when combining phenotypes that can result in health issues. The combination of this propeller with turbofans means that both engine types can't run at their optimum airspeeds at the same time, so this Airbus will unfortunately suffer from exhaustion and increased fuel burn. :(

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Gazdálkodj okosan! társasjáték. Közgazdasági és Jogi Könyvkiadó Minerva osztály, 1966.

"Gazdálkodj okosan!" ("Manage you wealth wisely!") Hungarian made, Monopoly knockoff board game, 1966. From my collection.

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Does anyone happen to have My injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month on hand

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I hate when animals are ontologically evil

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