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how could this have happened you all put Markiplier on ur ballots right

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Explain yourself.

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Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

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i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything

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*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

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last night while we were falling asleep my partner made this honking yell right into my ear and all day ive been periodically remembering it and dissolving into giggles

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theyre occasionally in the rotation

chili guy

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BEANS YES I usually do kidney, pinto, and black

chili guy

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chili guy

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Avengers #5 (1997) art by Rob Liefeld

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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English added by me :)

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New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

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the omniblade is the sexiest sci fi weapon. fuck you. im punching you with my apple wristwatch. which has a knife in it. eat shit.

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my legs are so cold but it's all worth it for you. thief.

my electric blanket has been stolen