mxkoifish

[mxkoifish]

AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

[mxkoifish]

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

[mxkoifish]

[mxkoifish]

Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me

Like I don’t mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so

[mxkoifish]

is there any greater horror than discovering it's possible to get a zit somewhere you never even would have considered as an option

[mxkoifish]

see and be seen

[mxkoifish]

Spin the wheel!

[mxkoifish]

i may or may not have looked at this for 20 minutes

[mxkoifish]

when the mouse bites start kicking in

[mxkoifish]

I SHOT THE HEAD OFF THE CPR MANNEQUIN WHAT THE HELL

[mxkoifish]

i think i had a dream about the star wars prequels that subconsciously stuck with me bc for a moment during a conversation i was passionately sure that there had been a scene featuring R2-D2’s balls, and confidently said this

[mxkoifish]

Girlfriend very earnestly argued that we saw r2-d2’s balls in the prequels

[mxkoifish]

[mxkoifish]

what the fuck why would anyone call it that

[mxkoifish]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[mxkoifish]

to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment

[mxkoifish]