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Context: Someone posted screenshots and a picture of her boyfriend trying to trick her into thinking the hickey on his neck is from a spider bite.

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I sent a message to my GP pleading with him to plead with them.

I told him to tell them that their rejection gave me a breakdown. I also told him to tell them that I'm suffering so much that without help I'm very likely to harm myself or others.

What the fuck are these people doing that's so fucking important that they reject a woman with a PERSONALITY DISORDER??

MY BPD REFERRAL WAS REJECTED???

Who the fuck do these people think they are? "You don't need an assessment"? How the hell do they know that? If they knew half as much as they think they know, they'd know just how much I SUFFER.

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MY BPD REFERRAL WAS REJECTED???

Who the fuck do these people think they are? "You don't need an assessment"? How the hell do they know that? If they knew half as much as they think they know, they'd know just how much I SUFFER.

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Painted my borderline collie at the activity centre on Monday.

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"How much XP does he get for killing the mood?"

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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I found a website where I can put up a request, like, "hi, I'd like a carpenter to build me a catio", and then carpenters in my area can contact me with price range and whatnot.

I got a very quick response from someone willing to carpent me a catio, though something in me is suspicious. First of all he didn't really know what a catio was, so I had to explain it to him and link some sample pictures. Second, he was very eager to get started.

But third, he had no reviews whatsoever. None on Google, none on the website we were communicating on. No Facebook page, nothing.

So I told him I'd like to wait with making an appointment until other businesses have made an offer as well.

I foolishly thought that my cat Whiskey was too old to be able to jump on top of the fences surrounding my terrace, and when I saw her carefully perched on the fence bordering my neighbour, I genuinely gasped and hurried out to get her.

Now I'm legitimately looking for carpenters to carpent me a catio.

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I foolishly thought that my cat Whiskey was too old to be able to jump on top of the fences surrounding my terrace, and when I saw her carefully perched on the fence bordering my neighbour, I genuinely gasped and hurried out to get her.

Now I'm legitimately looking for carpenters to carpent me a catio.

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What's hilarious is that the letter that told me how expensive the appointment will be, also told me that if I want to pay via invoice, there's a fee of 9 NOK.

Sure, the 9 NOK are what I'm worried about, and not the cost for the appointment itself.

I've got my first appointment (regarding BPD assessment) in just two weeks.

I was expecting months.

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Errrr, I was wrong. This is a different appointment.

I've been having jolts of pain in my left breast for a while, and though I can't feel any lumps and my GP can't feel anything wrong with it, I asked him to refer me to breast specialists, and that's what the appointment was. So I haven't heard a word from any BPD specialists.

This breast appointment will cost me 3000 NOK, which is... unexpected. I considered cancelling the appointment, but in the end I decided I'd rather dig into my savings now and be sure my tit is fine, than to dig a lot more into my savings later if it does turn out my tit is not fine.

I've got my first appointment (regarding BPD assessment) in just two weeks.

I was expecting months.

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“trends” is the second most trending topic rn ive rlly seen everything

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Idk, it looks cute!

There's a Norwegian animation movie at the cinemas right now.

It's a parody of Cinderella. She's an anthropomorphic cat named Askepote. "Askepott" is the Norwegian name for Cinderella, and "pote" means "paw". It's apparently quite funny, and also references the movie "Three Wishes for Cinderella".

I remember seeing the poster and not giving it much thought. But then I saw it again and I thought, "Wow, Askepote and the princess sure look close."

Apparently that's exactly the case.

Askepote goes to the ball, loses her shoe, and the prince finds her and proposes to her. Meanwhile she's like, "Yeah, no, but the princess, maybe?"

I think I'll go watch this movie. I'm a little below budget, but I'll make do.

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There's a Norwegian animation movie at the cinemas right now.

It's a parody of Cinderella. She's an anthropomorphic cat named Askepote. "Askepott" is the Norwegian name for Cinderella, and "pote" means "paw". It's apparently quite funny, and also references the movie "Three Wishes for Cinderella".

I remember seeing the poster and not giving it much thought. But then I saw it again and I thought, "Wow, Askepote and the princess sure look close."

Apparently that's exactly the case.

Askepote goes to the ball, loses her shoe, and the prince finds her and proposes to her. Meanwhile she's like, "Yeah, no, but the princess, maybe?"

I think I'll go watch this movie. I'm a little below budget, but I'll make do.

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This dialogue option made me laugh so hard I nearly ruptured something.

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I've got my first appointment (regarding BPD assessment) in just two weeks.

I was expecting months.