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Some of the recent AA

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Is Miles an Afrin abuser? He just has that kind of vibe

he's a flonase girly to me but he would never in a million fucking years let anyone see him using it. like he's ducking into his office or a private bathroom shooting up like he's doing hard drugs. in my head he's actually like a pro at having seasonal allergies like even the fucking manga chapter that explores it is all about him hiding it fghfhfg

which makes it even cuter that phoenix knows.

you can't fucking hide shit from phoenix wright, idiot!!!! he's gonna be carrying a pack of travel tissues on his person at all times JUST IN CASE his poor allergic idiot boyfriend needs them!!!!

i think about this so much.

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Do not read too far into these istg

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mitsunaru for my soul and sanity in college 🫶

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Edgeworth 🫠❤️

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

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When I say "I find him compelling" I mean I want to spread him on a petri dish and study him under a microscope.

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Important Things I Learned From Ace Attorney Manga:

Pearl has a crush on Miles Edgeworth…and a thing for guys wearing glasses

Miles gets invited to movie premiers

And only attends because he would find it rude not to

Manfred von Karma has fortuneteller friend who is close enough to merit Franziska doing them a favor

Which means Franziska has worked as a fortune teller called Madame Lovetap

A zealous religious cult follows Franziska in hope she will whip their inner demons into submission

Diego Armando is bi - canon

Miles has tried a case while in a state of undress rather than let the case go awry

He was acting as a defense attorney because Phoenix was out of commission at the time

Maya is into girls - canon. Legit attracted to Pink Princess

Some bullshit fortune teller who reads your future from how you lick soft serve ice cream predicted Phoenix’s ignoble career change

Even after knowing him like three years, Maya still calls him Harry not Larry

Miles’ sense of duty has him investigating open-and-shut cases

Miles has saved Gumshoe’s job

Miles lies to witnesses about having evidence to get them to testify

Miles actually tries to help Phoenix just like Klavier does for Apollo, he’s just more of a smirking ass about it

Miles is a fan of the Sparkle Land mascots

Miles and Phoenix have stood in for said mascots in a stage show

Phoenix finds nervous nailbiting sexy. You do you, Phoenix Wright. You do you

Phoenix’s type is Murder Suspect, let’s be real

Wendy Oldbag can smell Miles Edgeworth approaching

Miles falls asleep in movie theatres

When Phoenix springs on Miles that Miles is buying everyone lunch, Miles is just like “damn if I’d known then we would have had fancier lunch”

Even Miles can’t recognise Phoenix when his hair isn’t spiked

Nobody but Phoenix can recognise Miles when he’s not wearing his cravat

Phoenix bribes Gumshoe with food to find out how Miles is doing

Miles lies about a crime and evidence to try to keep Pearl from learning that a movie she was watching has a sad ending

Miles let Gumshoe talk him into a blind double date with a woman, and hated every moment of that date

Miles, Gumshoe, Phoenix, and Larry have outings they call a group date

Miles watches the autopsies for his cases

Miles would let a grieving kid stab him for prosecuting his dad

Miles envies Phoenix his fun investigations

Miles fights a bear to save Maya

Miles has a hard time saying “thank you” - he fought the bear because he found this an easier way to express his thanks

Miles always loses drinking contests

Miles goads Phoenix and Maya into bickering for his entertainment

Franziska’s whips come from sex shops

Franziska whips her food instead of using a knife

Miles has pollen allergies from spring flowers

Miles is the friend who goes to concerts for music he doesn’t even like to spare Gumshoe from going alone

Gumshoe is the kind of person who buys gifts for a friend even when he’s broke

Miles doesn’t go to maid cafes - but does go to samurai cafes

Miles has considered opening a prosecutors cafe 

Miles replaced his sportscar with a rickshaw

Maya and Pearl really want Phoenix to adopt a cat

Phoenix has instead put a cat on the stand. At least the parrot could talk, get your shit together Phoenix

Phoenix has thought about getting his drivers license because he’s envious of Miles’ car

Mia has a theory that Phoenix must have a twin and that’s who she defended in her second case

Maya can channel the living, and has channeled Gumshoe

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Sorry I have to🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️✍️😭❤️‍🔥

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i just started kicking my feet and giggling. thank you so much. i need to get better at drawing his hair lmfao but im honestly really happy with how ive managed to integrate him into my style thus far,,, little freak. shout out to everyone whos been here since my early kristoph design days

speaking of which. heres some from the depths of my firealpaca files -- ‼️‼️suggestive themes for one of them lol

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Narumitsu week day 6, longing <3

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out of context ace attorney is great

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because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just

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miles edgeworth who—when flustered—wears his embarrassment like he wears his suit: bright red, color blooming on his cheeks, because even if his words are sharper than most, he’s sincere and honest. having shed the darkness that lingered over him for the greater part of his youth, he’s straightforward with his intentions and unafraid to show himself to the world

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phoenix wright, whose face has assumed many a mask after people he trusted betrayed him time and time again. the flush that comes over his features is quiet and soft; hidden, as if he’d been tamping his embarrassment down only for it to bubble over, spilling out just enough for a light pink to color his complexion. he is an artist at heart and a skilled performer; for a long time, he didn’t know if his act would ever end. he’s used to drawing the curtain over his thoughts, so when he can’t immediately seize control of his expression, you have to wonder what (or who) could lure it out of him

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I will draw the result……

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Someone else did this first but I went looking for it today and could NOT find it so I had to recreate it. My favorite ace attorney shitpost

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y’know what? fuck you [shiv roys your franziska]