murphykismet
Murphy Kismet
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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The man鈥檚 story is amazingly horriflying, yet awesome.聽 One of those Mengelian stories where someone gets massively hurt/damaged, yet comes out the other side with New Knowledge on Health.聽
I hate that he had to go through this in order to discover our tryly optimal way of eating that would have eliminated any need for any of the shit he was put through.
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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Don鈥檛 be a DICK!
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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So omicron (oh my cron!) is a cold. Nyquil can help.
Flu has been around for at least a century, if the screamers and criers are truthful, but NO so-called vaccine for it.
Suddenly, there's a new player in town, and NOW we have a vaccine for that New Player AND THE FLU?!?!?
In one year?
Did we get invaded by aliens again and getting saved from our own stupidity??
IT'., A. DETOX.. Tha'ts it.
It is merely the culmination of years of eating shitt, of your body having to STORE that shit cuz you keep shoving shit in your body but NOT allowing your body to get RID of that shit.
And, no, it's not actually feces which you grunt and shove out a few times a day.
No, this "shit" are the toxins that you repeatedly shove into your body simply cuz it tastes good in the mouth. Past that, and it's ALL downhill. But go ahead, eat another Lay's Chips, you know you can't eat just one. Here, have another CONTAINER of chips, and some dip. Don't forget your 2L of soda!
And that is AFTER the extra large kitchen sink pizza.
And you wonder why you got SO SICK with "covid".
Or maybe you're just a shit-hoarder, and now your body's sent in the heavy goons and shit's getting tossed out, yo!
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Top 5 Omicron Symptoms
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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Panic
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I don't think children should be exposed to television before the age of, we'll say, 6.
Why? Watching a live-action show, and getting involved in the show, feeling it, reshapes the brain's memory section. These shows become the child's childhood experiences, to be remembered as something more than "just a show". It is real to them. Everything about it: how they move/walk/act, the words they say and how they say them. Chidlren's brains do NOT have the ability to properly distinguish between entertainment and education. They think "THIS is how I'm expected to behave/act in society" and then they laugh raucuously because it's the kind of laugh they've been exposed to through repeated viewings of the same show but different episodes.
These children become fake people, never really knowing what the world really expects of them, and confused when they perform the action they believe is expected of them (laughing uproariously when another falls, etc) and only receive chastisement in response.
But why? they think, when the adults sit me down before the boob-tube, and put these shows on for me to watch, but they don't want me to learn from it?
And we wonder why kids won't "settle down", don't know what they want to do in life as an productive adult, why their behaviour seems so at odds with how the world words, yet the "adults in charge" refuse to acknowledge that the tv-babysitter taught them exactly what they were supposed to learn via their parents' ignorance and laziness in independent thought.
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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Finally got to go on a ride as the weather actually cooperated this time.
Usually Thursdays are a weather mess. This time, only wind gusts of 70km/hr馃槀
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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Jabs not doing so good eh?
Why not another? And another? Why not just do an IV jab? Just walk around with your liquid immune system pouring into your body and "keeping you safe"?
I mean, ITS COVID OMG.
JFC
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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It says it all. Thank you.
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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Funny, but very serious too.
I'll laugh as I chop his dick off and shove it down his throat.
Balls go into eye sockets.
Eyeballs are now bouncy balls.馃槀
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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murphykismet 2 years ago
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I love this!
It can be taken more than one way. ;)
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