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Asking my friend at Oxford to britpick a Pride and Prejudice genderfuck fic set in the modern era where Eliot Bennet and still-Fitzwilliam-because-her-grandfather-loved-her-so Darcy meet as undergrads and have hate sex because why not has been such an Experience. I’ve never written a fic that’s so completely for myself and myself only. It’s great. Jane and Lizzie went to Eton and got nicknames. George Darcy was heartbroken by Georgiana Wickham because the British had 3 great names for both their men and women and Jane Austen Used Them All. Mr.-now-Mrs. Bennet sits in her study surrounded by her books while her husband gossips with other old men at the country club about the heiresses that their sons are (not) nabbing. Lydia is a fuckboi. Darcy is infuriatingly coy about where in line to the throne she is. Charlotte Lucas is in a world of his own with some Theology major cousin of Lizzie’s that he slept with once and then abracadabra. There Is Gay. I don’t even need to bellyache about the names because the P. G. Wodehouse stratum of British society is already amazing at giving their men nicknames like Judy. Or if they’re not I’m choosing to believe they are. Did I mention it’s great

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I attempted to explain Cherik to my non Cherik fan friend and he came up with this help

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okay so idk if this is public knowledge and I’m just catching up with it 3 years later but I just went to browse the D-16/Orion Pax tag on ao3 and when I clicked on the tag it REDIRECTED ME TO MEGATRON/ORION PAX???

what is this elision ao3. this erasure. what do you mean you consider my sweet flustered high school teen drama protagonist poet miner babygirl Megatronus Prime fanboy best boyfriend in the world D-16 to be the same mech as MEGATRON. THE EMPEROR OF DESTRUCTION. THE GUY WITH A SILVER EDNA MODE STYLE BOB. THE GUY WHO DID SO FUCKING BAD IN THE DIVORCE THAT THE REST OF THE TF FRANCHISE IS JUST HIM FUMBLING OPTIMUS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THE WORST WIFE EVER.

like you click this

and you get THIS?

absolute madness. are you seeing this

on a calmer note it’s probably just helpful ao3 tag wrangling by their amazing volunteers who are navigating the shitshow that is TF fic tags but. cmon man have you seen the fuckin tf one storyboards. I can be a little insane today I feel

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merry christmas

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Mean Girls: Autobot edition

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little champion Orion and librarian Megatronus 

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THOMAS "TOM" HAGEN

THE GODFATHER (1972) Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

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Genuinely cannot fathom how people can write G1 megop fic without breaking a fucking bone. Like author I respect you so much for penning this BEAUTIFUL description of them dotting robot forehead kisses on each other when Optimus in the source material is just like:

and Megatron is just like:

And every time Optimus rebuffs his advances Megatron is just:

All this is to say that G1 megop fic authors are the strongest most dedicated people out there and I salute you so much for not breaking down laughing every time Megatron takes out his dick on the page and you have war flashbacks to the time Optimus fuckin powerbombed him across the room and then rubbed his geometric tinfoil face into the floor. The recycled spaceship air of this fandom is infinitely sweeter for your presence

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please send recs this way for jondami fics where they don't grow up together please!!! I was rudely interrupted by real life chores while trying to put the finishing touches on a fic where they meet when they're both thirtysomethings and Damian has a fresh divorce under his belt and the idea has been rotting a hole inside my brain and won't let me aloneeeeee

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Optimus and his big wife!!!!!!!

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Hi I just wanted to tell you I am absolutely obsessed with your Star Wars fic— I reread them probably once a week 😀

Thank you so much for taking the time to send this through, I went YES YES YES when I read it and you made my entire day :D

I promise Point Three Seconds Flat is getting its conclusion! I went back and re-read the first part and yeah, some of the stuff in there is just too good not to cash out. It's always so cool to know that there are people out there who connect with what I write, especially the more experimental stuff, so thank you again for stopping by and letting me know you did!

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Friends with different specialties.

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Reading IDW Foundation for the first time and I know I'm supposed to be acquiring knowledge about the plot and stuff but. What did the artists mean by this panel. What did Sentinel Prime mean by that statement. Why is Optimus coyly lifting that knee like it's doing anything to help his combat stance. COMICS FANS HELP ME

this is him in my mind now btw

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I like this new thing I did with the new chapter

Loving coercion from her mother aside, Lizzie does genuinely love her brothers — most of the time.

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Mentally I am scrolling through an award-winning topiary garden by David Hawson depicting a rollicking tableau from Moby Dick clipped tightly out of yew. Physically I am eating microwaved ramen

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Paintings of hammerhead sharks depicted in the "Oki National Products Illustration Notes". From Japan, Edo Period, 1735 CE

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Josh will not stop being cerebral and nervy and awkward and Government Concentration At Harvard on the page. Please help. I wanted to write a fun sexy office romance genderfuck tidbit and instead (s)he is refusing to cooperate and just lie back on the desk for Donna to lay into it already