When a dead King gets stuck in the world of the Living... he makes a Tumblr page.
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They thought that they could stop the dragon by keeping his wings clipped.
Of course they thought wrong. Be it them Ottomans or those Moldavians. A Draconic King can't be kept down. He'll come back to defend his people. And to haunt his enemies.
That means you, Mehmet and Stephen. If certain stories are to believed, my death wasn't enough for making you feel any safer from me, was it? Heheh.
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So much for being the Defender of Christianity.
If the Christian continent hadn't backstabbed its draconic defender, probably he could've successfully defended it.
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Humans think impaling people on stakes for their crimes is crazy, but they don't seem to think that killing hundreds of thousands just for the greed of more land is the same degree of crazy, or worse.
Why does a random Sultan's greed for a little more land justify wars that kill millions directly or indirectly, and why does punishing criminals and defending my people from invaders makes you think I'm a lunatic?
I wonder why, humans?
Who's really the lunatic here?
Be honest to yourself.
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So this one time they sent an ambassador to the Wallachian Court.
I was having food. He said he didn't like the smell of blood.
So I put him up near the ceiling, where the smell of blood couldn't bother him.
Am I the most courteous host ever or what?
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