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if next weeks episode starts with “right where you left me” with conrad still just sitting at the restaurant i’m burning my tv

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these “the summer i turned pretty” editors are working overtime because how is my entire fyp filled with edits already???

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you’re losing me into lacy is DIABOLICAL WORK

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conrad getting a prestigious summer internship while jeremiah didn’t graduate is so telling of their personalities

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jeremiah is such a CHILD i can’t deal with it

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every time jeremiah speaks i physically recoil

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i fear my lover (ao3) may never (it’s barely been a day) return from war (being temporarily down). i fear i must find solace (my bedtime reads) in another warm body (wattpad). i pray for your safe return, my love (i don’t know how long i can wait).

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“oh i read somewhere…”

i’m lying.

i did not read it somewhere.

i saw a tiktok.

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i fear i was just born a hater

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authors change the word magic to magyk and think it makes them so unique and edgy

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watching his dark materials and i’m real— WAIT IS THAT LIN MANUEL MIRANDA??

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is ncis worth the watch? currently on episode 7 and want to know if i should fully commit

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“and it feels like an etern—“

NOPE WRAP IT UP

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these editors need to PUT DOWN THE ALEX WARREN SONGS BECAUSE I CANT DEAL WITH IT

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first season of the sinner fits PERFECTLY with preachers daughter by ethel cain

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i NEED the friend group to come back together because gibsie and lizzie killed mark together and then they call everyone.

then they all hide the body and get rid of the evidence and that’s how the group comes back together

then an investigation happens and they all cover for eachother

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just watched breaking dawn pt 2 with my friend who has NEVER seen the movies and doesn’t know what happens

i had such a hard time faking my sadness and shock in the “battle” scene