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So the new itch.io guidelines are out and they are both predictably bad and also quite unpredictably bad. There's so much to go over here but here are some of the highlights:

First we have the broadly worded content restrictions. So much of this is just strictly bad for several reasons (for example, you cannot have a NSFW game that doesn't even fetishize rape but has rape be an important thematic element under these new rules) but my personal favorite is that these are so broad that huge swaths of content are just banned from itch.io. You like VNs of monster girls having sex? Sorry, but your favorite spider girl VN is animal-related, we cannot prove that you don't want to fuck spiders so its gone.

(a real problem anyone thinks about??????)

Game where you can transformed by magical artifacts and sometimes fucked? Sorry, that's non-consensual content. Banned. You cannot be transformed into a maid against your will. You also cannot have your protagonist call an older woman "mommy" because likeeeee that's incestual right?

"Minor-presenting" what the fuck does this mean. Genuinely. If a grown woman wears a fetish uniform is that minor presenting??? What the fuck are you talking about.

Also by the way if they feel your content is "too bad" for their platform, which includes a list of conditions incredibly broad to contain things like "a woman who likes being gagged during sex", they will just steal your revenue. No no no not just the revenue from the work in question. All of it. This makes any NSFW work a ticking timebomb, especially since itch.io doesn't have the fucking staff to deal with all of this! There's no second chances. You are not protected against fraudulent report or our dumb as fuck employees.

itch.io right now is just not a safe platform for NSFW content, and honestly, it really should be said, a fair swath of SFW content too. Don't use it, find alternative ways to survive in the market right now.

It's not going to be easy, but it's necessary. Here's a link to an article going over some solutions. I cannot personally vouch for any of these in particular but you need to do what you gotta.

Also, harass VISA and Mastercard. Phone calls over emails. Ruin their workflow. Do it for weeks, don't give up.

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Tgirl Clifford is honestly such a good concept because yeah she's pretty tall now but once she finds a happy life and finally feels loved she grows HUGE.

Girl so full of love she had to get bigger to hold it all.

You gotta be careful when you can suddenly grow another 5 feet! She deserves it!

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Lil comm I got by @BearyBoo on twt

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lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

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Oh to be just a ditzy dumb bunny girl with a drooly cunt needing so badly to be pinned down and bred by a powerful wolf girl with a huge cock 🥺💕

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Shh, bunny. A whole sentence is a lot. Use your small words. Wet? Yes, you are. Suck? Of course, little one. Whoa, that was a little too coherent, bun. Guess what time it is?? That's right! Gummy time! Here, eat this. Good girl. All those complicated things like full sentences will fade away again in just a few minutes.

Yes, I know you miss being smart but we agreed that keeping you this way makes everyone happiest. Listen to you and all your big ideas. There's nothing you can do. Five more minutes and you'll be a drooling horny mess again. I do enjoy these short talks while we wait for you to get stupid again though!

Waa? Yes bunny, here's your sippy cup. Wet? Yes, that's right, we were about to do something about that. Lay down and open your legs. Let's fuck you stupid.

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Take another hit, pet. Another. Now another. I'm not letting you pull away from the pen until I'm fully satisfied that your lungs are fucking full of smoke.

Eat two more edibles pet. Let the fuzzy feeling consume your brain, little one. You won't be able to think in a few minutes, so just enjoy the ride.

Perfect! Now that you're pretty and brainless, you're in the perfect state to be used. C'mere little pet! Come to Miss! Good pet!~

*click click!*

Now open up.

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I just got called a "beginner friendly house pet" by my partners. I can barely think rn

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fucking my bunny girlfriend stupid

pressing the edge of my knot against her snout with every thrust

watching her eyes glaze over as she gets lost in my taste and scent

pulling out just long enough for her to breathe before shotgunning another bong rip into her lungs and fucking her face against the wall again and again and again

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“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

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Look at you, Wiping your own tears With the same hands That long to be held

Ayesha Zahra

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You hold yourself so well, people would never suspect you're going through hell.

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Margaret Atwood, “The Blind Assassin.”

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Shh, bunny. A whole sentence is a lot. Use your small words. Wet? Yes, you are. Suck? Of course, little one. Whoa, that was a little too coherent, bun. Guess what time it is?? That's right! Gummy time! Here, eat this. Good girl. All those complicated things like full sentences will fade away again in just a few minutes.

Yes, I know you miss being smart but we agreed that keeping you this way makes everyone happiest. Listen to you and all your big ideas. There's nothing you can do. Five more minutes and you'll be a drooling horny mess again. I do enjoy these short talks while we wait for you to get stupid again though!

Waa? Yes bunny, here's your sippy cup. Wet? Yes, that's right, we were about to do something about that. Lay down and open your legs. Let's fuck you stupid.