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People need to start headcanoning characters as aromantic more often I'm so serious

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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Hi what? There's a 3 year long hold list on some book at the digital library???

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the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

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at the my chemical romance concert loudly complaining that this isn't how you vote on a motion. they didn't even second it.

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I'm listening to A House With Good Bones as an audiobook (a nice sweet horror novel as a break from the really rough bits of the rifters series which are much worse in audio) and laughed when I got to the note about not buying hummus with red lid (evil). it's sabra hummus isn't it.

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Finally finished up this comic based on this post

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i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

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Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun

2018

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i know it's also a really tragic moment that seals the final fate of every character in the play but the scene in hamlet where hamlet has a chance to kill claudius while he's praying in the chapel but doesn't, not because it would be dishonorable to kill a man while he prays for forgiveness from his sins, but because he wants to send his evil whore uncle directly to hell SO badly, is one of the funniest moments in any of shakespeare's plays to me

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Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut