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everyone recommend your favourite marauders-era short stories!! can be up to 20 chapters!! it can be on any site but preferably not wattpad!! i am back in my marauders speedrun and want to read more fics

i'll start with an obvious one: dressed up in you by mskingbean89 on ao3

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the marauders as stupid things I’ve said

Lily: I am a woman, I have the power of estrogen and period rage on my side, fucking fight me

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James to Snape: manifesting for your bussy to shut the fuck up

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Marlene: I know I’m a sexy woman in STEM, but.... not other people

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Lily: I know more about male sex than you all know about my tits

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Remus: you can’t double standard me, I’m Jewish

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Also Remus: I’m Jewish, you whore

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James: you tied your tie all weird!

Mary: I’m literally a woman, you think I know how to tie ties?

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Sirius: are you a black hole because I’d love to go into you!

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Mary: my last name starts with M which stands for mucho sexy

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Sirius: are you Pink Floyd because I could brick your wall?

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Sirius; ride cymbal? what are they riding, my mom??

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James: if you’re pooping you can say you’re losing your shit!

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Sirius to Remus: shhhhhh, be quiet my king!

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i’m sorry for using your uquiz as a therapy session

oh my gosh are you kidding, don't worry abt it! i love seeing what people wrote in the quiz :))

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The Marauders as things said in the group chat I have with my friends

Sirius: I'm just saying... in a hypothetical situation, I could kick Hitler’s ass no problem

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Remus: what the fuck did you drink?

Sirius: yeah

Sirius: anyway here’s a picture of a sloth

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Sirius: Santa deniers have been real quiet today

Remus: Yeah sorry about that, I only got to check my phone twice today

James: Damn Remus I didn’t you were ho-ho-ho-mophobic

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Mary: Bro don’t steal Bill Gates from me, I wanted him first

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Marlene: Sirius, you’re short

Sirius: You have small hands!

James: Hey, she’s a woman, don’t say that!

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Peter: there are so many more women in this group chat than I thought there were... too many... too many... they must die

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Remus: I’m depression

Marlene: I’m a lesbian

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James: are you a crustacean? 

Sirius: No, I’m a crustini

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Lily: I think men are the chronic disease here!

Mary: What would we do without men to mansplain inflation to us tho

Mary: I'm just a woman, I don’t understand things like that

Mary; I only know cook and clean

Lily: Solution - no economy, just cooking as a form of currency

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https://uquiz.com/LS33YW

here’s a quiz if you’re a hopeless romantic and want to feel something. there are six results that were made from the bottom of my heart. enjoy.

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Lily, seventh year: Hey James, what's your star sign?

James: Seventeen!

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Sirius: damn man, are you a black hole because I'd love to go into you!

Remus: WHAT

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Sirius: I don’t think curly haired people are worth dating

Remus: You have curly hair

Sirius: Oh

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Marauders as things I’ve heard said at my school

Lily: He told me I’m pretty, to my face! And not just about my boobs!

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Conversely, James: I’ll sue you... for... for boobs!

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Mary: my last name starts with M which stands for “mucho sexy”

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Lily: we’ll describe what we’re doing to each other... wait

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Lily: your mom watches skating videos?

Peter: yeah, she loves ice skating!

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James: you don’t worry me!

Remus: awww you’re so sweet, I worry me

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Lily, to James: you’re a Taurus which means your symbol is a bull, which makes sense because you bullshit your way through everything

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Sirius: I do have a problem, he just has a bigger one!

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Sirius, to Remus: you’re sock flirting. Stop sock flirting.

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Remus: bad bagels kill Jews!

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James: did you ask Remus out yet?

Sirius: nah, I decided to wait it out. Play hard to get!

James: is that code for "I was once again distracted by how cute Remus is and got too nervous to do it?"

Sirius: fuck you. yes.

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marauders as my favourite autumn feelings

remus: walking down streets and feeling, hearing the crunch of leaves under your feet. cool breeze ruffling through your hair. finally being able to pull out your favourite sweaters from the depths of your closet and their warmth rubbing against your skin. hot coffee against your tongue, the heat from the cup radiating against your hand. constantly being in a state of rush. 

sirius: biking around the city with your friends. desperately trying to hold onto the lingering summer heat. falling into piles of leaves on the ground and making “snow” angels in them. the excitement of planning your halloween costume and even more excitement from halloween itself. huddling with friends just for warmth. succumbing to early sunsets. 

james: walking through parks with friends, amazement of the leaves changing from green to yellow to orange to red. drinking pumpkin spice lattes more than humanely allowed. the welcoming smell of cinnamon and oranges. buying halloween decorations and arranging them on your front yard. wearing beanies.

lily: the pure vibes of bookshops in the autumn. sitting alone in a cafe, by the window, poetry in your hand and watching the red leaves outside. walking in the rain and having a clear umbrella to watch the raindrops trace down it. turtlenecks under dresses. jazz music. collecting pumpkins and arranging them on your porch. pressing leaves in your books to preserve them.

peter: warm, sweet drinks. the taste of caramel on your tongue. going to corn mazes with your friends and getting lost inside. sitting by a campfire, your only source of warmth the blanket around your shoulders and the minimal heat from the fire itself. getting to wear your fun socks. 

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hey hey hey to all my lovely followers! i recently hit 170 followers and i want to thank you all for that!! i didn’t expect much when i first made this page and i’ve been inactive for so long, but you all have stuck with me regardless!! sending much love to everyone <3

i've been super busy this summer with traveling and university applications, and i haven’t had as much time to be on here. i don’t think that’ll change with the school year coming up bc it’s my final year of high school and it’s supposed to be very very hectic, but i promise i'll try getting to posting stuff whenever i can. 

thank y’all for all the love!! it means so much!

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yellow!

you act, you move. you laugh and you conduct light with your bare hands and you are so, so sweet. honey comes from smoke, and so do you. your jaw clicks in and out of place when you smile, and you are a prop for other people's lives. you don't blame them. you don't think you know how.

i tag anyone who wants to do this!

take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

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my marauders fancasts!

marlene; victoria de angelis // dorcas; tamika fawcett

remus; aaron altaras // james; dev patel // sirius; ezra miller

mary; sofia bryant // peter; dane dehaan

lily; iris apatow

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israeli remus headcanon by norah version 1685847576 but remus calling the marauders nicknames like “motek” and “chamudi” and adding -nush at the end of their names (jamienush, sirinush, petenush)

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imagine sirius and remus spending their summers together at remus’s household in wales. days spent in their bathing suits, buying cold lemonade and fish and chips from the local café and eating it on the beach, their hours passing just sitting on the beach talking with each other and reading literature. sometimes they would go to the local bookshop and buy some poetry collections or plays and enact them on the beach too. and on particularly hot days, swimming in the cool water and chasing each other on the sand. nights spend going to late-night showings of films at the local cinema, and when the cinema closes, they wander around the city until they’re so tired that they can’t keep their eyes open anymore. then, they sneak home and climb onto the roof and into remus’s bedroom. sometimes even being so exhausted that they fall asleep on the roof under night stars, and waking up at sunrise to morning breeze and the sound of birds. sometimes sleeping until 1pm and repeating the cycle. anyways this is my aesthetic and in this essay i will 

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The geometry and biology teachers at my high school are married and they have such Tonks and Lupin vibes I felt the need to share