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I really need a symbiote to hold my tits so I don’t have to wear a bra.
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Still the best thing I have seen in my life ever
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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is
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Technicolor Tattoos Mix Psychedelic Graphics With Memphis-Inspired Patterns
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Fun Fact Time:
Oscar Wilde had a lesbian niece
Yea
YEA
Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.
SHE
LOOKS
JUST LIKE
HER UNCLE
They both have That Face.
I’m so, so happy I know this now.
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whuaaat, die bilder wurden im Museum auf Föhr ausgestellt in dem ich gearbeitet habe xD Haben meine scharfen aufsichtsäuglein gleich erkannt :O
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The very moment that made me decide I loved this man. Incredibly underrated moment in my honest opinion. I could listen to this all day.
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#a bit worried about these neo malthusian undertones#but otherwise super fascinating??#gorillaz#I love the bad pickle man's voice
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Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse
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This is a kinda stupid thing to say but since both Tweek and Craig are pretty boyish to me, if they were to have a wedding they could pull a Ruby and both wear dresses despite them having a masculine body type
Didn’t Mr Slave and Al do that?? I remember laughing pretty hard after seeing it
Also you can pry the “tweek and craig get in a fight because they both want to wear the suit but every marriage they’ve seen in their lives involves at least one dress and this has convinced them one of them has to wear it but neither of them want to so they get in a fight then feel bad and privately decide it’ll be them who wears the dress and will surprise the other but they decide this without telling the other so on the day of the wedding they both show up in dresses and are like FUCK” hc from my cold dead hands
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