I don't have uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís on my xbox. (Queer disabled adult; also secretly a dog.)
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Holidays with Pokémon - 【公式】PokéMinutos
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Come back to draw them for a little canon celebration 💞🎊
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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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I wish all pretrans ladies a lovely happy merry.
Pretrans women are the trans women of trans women
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Some Garashir for PC on Pillowfort! I hear these two are officially canon now?
[Image Description: Digital artwork of Julian Bashir and Garak from Deep Space Nine, shown from the waist up with Julian in uniform and Garak in a dark blue and black outfit. They are seated, with Julian's legs looped over Garak's. Garak has one arm around Julian's shoulder while the other rests on his thigh, and Julian has a hand on Garak's chest. They are looking at each other, Garak smiling and Julian grinning wide as though at a joke. /end ID]
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Guybrush Threepwood becomes a sex symbol among Cardassians because he's a master of arguing as a combat sport. Every Insult Swordfighting sequence in every game is interpreted as Guybrush just cruising to get head from every single pirate in the local area. Garak sits down at the replimat with a mischievous twinkle in his eye and says to Bashir, "You fight like a dairy farmer." Bashir, ever the nerd and with no inkling of what's actually happening, cheerfully replies, "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." Garak has a disturbingly violent full-body orgasm and passes out
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Given some of the D&D alignment grid memes I've seen, I wouldn't trust a large part of Tumblr to represent any kind of neutrality correctly...
Ramble that got away from me under the cut
(Hint: "alternate between good and evil based on whether I like you because I'm so lolquirky!!11" is more of a chaotic thing, often shading towards chaotic evil. Ok, tbh, it's fae, that's just the fae. Neutrality in adult characters is generally a decided moral position, not an absence of position... unless you're one of the fun kinds of monk, or a teenage necromancer who's reblogged so many Nietzsche memes you reckon you might as well have read him. Good and evil alignments are largely interventionist for game design reasons: one needs one's adventurers to meddle. Neutrality varies a lot -- from imposing absolute balance with a god-sized thumb on the scales, via a surgically-applied minimum necessary nudge at the crotch of the trousers of time, to studied non-intervention even though it's really annoying seeing the fifteenth revolutionary party take the country over with exactly the same mandate in a new coat of paint.)
(The point I meandered away from is that Tumblr thinks the middle of the bell curve is bourgeois scum and the only respectable positions are at the extremes, because Tumblr is full of teenagers and people trying to appeal to teenagers, and that's why saying "it's more complicated than that" tends to get people sent death threats, and that's also why they can't make good D&D alignment memes for tooffe.)
https://www.tumblr.com/olderthannetfic/770624075936808960/today-i-found-some-very-random-things-on-someone?source=share
Body neutral and sex neutral are real things, it looks like people explained it in the tags. Body neutral is "you don't have to love your body, but you do have to learn to live with it. The body has no moral value, positive or negative." Sex neutral is an ace thing, "I'll have sex or not, it's no big deal either way".
But antis are morons who like to play weird games with words, so I wouldn't trust that an anti-AO3 rant is using these terms correctly.
We've all seen that breed of anti who goes "I'm not an anti! I just know age gap ships are WRONG" and the "I'm not an anti or a proshipper. I'm a secret third thing, an anti who's too lazy to send death threats myself."
In another context, I'd say that body neutral and sex neutral mean what I said above, but coming from an anti it's probably 50/50 that "body neutral" really is being used to mean "it's OK to harass fat people but only sometimes" and "sex neutral" is supposed to mean "Don't call me sex negative! That's mean! I just think people shouldn't consent to sex I think is weird!"
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Current Mood: Having Feelings about a newspaper comic strip panel
Like, hash out some bad poetry about it feelings
“Your lines are so elegant and creative, like the script of the poem; curved and looped, Beautiful. My lines are solid and straight, like the lines of the page. Can I frame the beauty of your words? Can I be a part of The Poem? I Love the Poet in you; I hope you can Love the Accountant in me”
On a goddamn note pad
“I understand your need to Get It Right; do you understand mine? I understand your need to be Taken Seriously; do you understand mine? I Love the Poet in you; I hope you can Love the Accountant in me.”
After all, is the Accountant himself not a sort of Monster?
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The deep gorgeous red-orange, talkativeness and general look of her make me think Bengal cat. Savannahs (serval hybrids) are very large, have huge ears, have lots of small spots, and tend to a sandy colour, afaik. 😺💛🧡
edit: lol and I missed that the watermark said "outdoorsavannah"... facepaw.
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last cross-stitch project of the year: finished! this one took me a little over a day and I’m so happy with how it came out! the color-shift thread is gorgeous 😍
this brings my total to five finished pieces this year, though two of them were technically started last year lol
(pattern by FuzzyFoxDesigns on Etsy)
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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case
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the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)
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English spelling isn't that hard to understand as long as you also understand French orthography, Dutch orthography, the Great Vowel Shift, the Latin language, the history of the printing press, and the etymology of every word introduced to English in the last 600 years
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