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My girlfriend and I, discussing The Locked Tomb, as is our wont

Me, stroking her hair and singing softly,

If I only could... I'd make a meal of God...

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I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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Election night altar. Deities, spirits, heroines that are meaningful to me and and feel relevant to the current moment tonight--and a bit of a self-insert avatar to focus them all ;) Hoping, casting, praying, manifesting, however you choose to characterize it. Mostly just giving myself a task to distract from hyperfixated on the news coverage. Trying to find a moment of calm is all we do at this point.

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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

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if I ever DJed again, I would play that one Peaches song, you know, the only one that's actually danceable that goes

fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away

WORRIES FOR ANOTHER DAY LET THE MUSIC PLAY DOWN IN FRAGGLE ROCK

.... then I'd play Bill Wurtz - i just did a bad thing because I am aware of the state of my immortal soul

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Salt gobs!!! I love their rumpus and mayhem 💚

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Whaaaatt? Aw man I wish I could go back in time and see this!!!

TIL: In the 1981 original Broadway cast of Amadeus, Tim Curry played Mozart to Ian McKellen’s Salieri. Both were nominated for the best actor Tony—McKellen won.

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The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny

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Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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I MAKED DIS!!!

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I finally made my first yarn wig after 10+ years of crocheting my cosplays...

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Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

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So, I opened up Facebook on my phone, and--

How. How in the fuck has it been ten years since that cursed weekend.

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Happy 10 years in the ball pit