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Truth is. Im not even that hyperfixated on descendants or glasheart anymore. The actors though? Im obsessed. Idk what it is but they give me a hit of dopamine each time i see them

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MissSwag’s masterlist:

Barbie:

Delancy Devins

Sit Down

Dance Partner

Dating Delcancy Devins HC

My Healer

Percy Jackson:

Clarisse La Rue

The Red Bandana

Harry Potter:

Hermione Granger

The New Student

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The New Student (pt. 1)

Hermione Granger x F!Reader

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Description: Not only is there a new professor but a new student has joined the playing field. Question is- who is she? More importantly, who’s side is she on?

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“We also wish to welcome our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Delores Umbridge and I’m sure you all will join me in wishing the professor good luck. As usually our caretaker Mr. Filch has asked me to remind you-“

A sharp chuckle sounds out through the Great Hall making all students turn as well as Dumbledore to see the new professor standing slowly and making her way towards the front alongside the podium.

Harry leans in to whisper in Hermione’s ear, “She was at my hearing, she works for fudge.”

“Thank you, headmaster” Her uptight voice ringing out, “for those kind words of welcome and how lovely to see all your bright, happy faces smiling back at me. I’m sure we’re all going to be very good friends.”

“That’s likely.” The Weasley twins chime in earning a few chuckles and a sarcastic smile from the pink lady.

Umbridge continues, “The Ministry of Magic has always considered that the education of young witches and wizards to be a vital importance. Although-each headmaster has brought something new to this historic school, progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged. Let us preserve what must be preserved, perfect what can be perfected, and prove practices that ought to be prohibited.” She giggles and walks away with a snarky smile.

Dumbledore claps slowly encouraging the others to do the same. Slowly more students clap awkwardly, besides Filch clapping loudly in the back.

“Thank you, Professor. Lastly, we also have a new student. A transfer from the wizarding school of magic in America, Ilvermony. Please provide Miss Y/l/n with a warm Hogwarts welcome. The school of Ilvermony has their own way of sorting houses which is different than ours but has similarity.”

“Therefore Miss Y/l/n who is a Thunderbird at Ilvermony will either be sorted into Gryffindor or Slytherin. Thus the decision is entirely yours.”

The double doors open and a girl struts through them, making her way down the main aisle and toward the front of the Great Hall. Dumbledore smiles warmly and gestures to the red and green tables.

The girl studies the two tables with sharp eyes, students of Gryffindor and Slytherin hold their breaths. Before making her way toward the Gryffindor table, her robes changed colors slowly as she headed towards an empty spot at the red table.

“Seems like a real ray of sunshine, doesn’t she?” Ron whispers to his friends. Harry nods while Hermione looks over at the girl who picks at her newfound plate in front of her.

“Does it seem weird to you that as soon as Voldemort returns a new student joins Hogwarts from another school?” Harry pipes up.

Hermione bites her lip thinking deeply. “A student hasn't transferred here in over 10 years.”

“You really do know everything.” Ron smiles at Hermione who rolls her eyes playfully a small tingly feeling residing within her. One that's been making home inside her since third year.

She looks over at the girl again though-glances. But she's there looking back.

“Not yet.”

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THERE’S ALMOST NO FANFICS FOR HER LIKE??????? LOOK AT HER PLS THATS MOMMY

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RIP to all the lesbians who’re obsessed with Hailee Steinfeld.

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GLASSHEART PROMPT:

Chloe being Cinderella’s daughter loves MICE! And has plenty of mice friends back home, so when she discovers one in her’s and red’s dorm she’s ecstatic. Red? Not so much.

Chloe: AWWW!!! Red look!

Red: *not looking up from her phone.* Hmm?

Chloe: *Holding the mouse in her hand and displays it to Red.* It’s a mouse!

Red: *Still not looking up.* Very funny, Princess.

Chloe: *Pouts and places the mouse on Red’s bed until she notices.*

Red: *Suddenly feels something crawling up her leg.* A RAT!!! CHLOE A RAT-KILL IT!! KILL IT!!

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A/N: let’s just pretend that they don’t have mice in Wonderland.

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literally, she’s my new obsession

I'M FERALLLLLLL

someone help me gtf up from the floor cause this beautiful woman right here got me down as fuckkk

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UM WHERES MY INVITE ADDIE??

Me and Addie playing Minecraft for 4 hours instead of writing MY BAD GUYS @star-girl69

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I think what I like most about Glassheart is that they have a bunk-bed relationship? Either of them can be on top, just as much as either of them can be bottom. It’s fully dependent on the situation, and how you choose to write them.

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Red: So I peaked into the looking class…

Chloe: Oh, and?

Red: Her names Violet…

CHLOE: I TOLD YOU THAT YOUD CAVE!!

Red: *rolls her eyes* Yeah whatever, I could never say no to you. Besides she’s a cute kid, looks just like a mixture of both of us.

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where chloe and red discuss their future kid.

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i’m not gonna argue with a woman that has big brown doe eyes whatever you say beautiful.

(she needs more fics it’s criminal that she doesn’t)

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unpopular opinion

i loved descendants: the rise of red. NOW, do i prefer it over the first three? no.. BUT I LOVED THE MOVIE. it isnt a bad movie, the plot could have some fixing, but the movie is so good. i loved it

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When he said "plan to entrap me" i actually laughed like baby boy i know you're mad but your gurl was five seconds away from a proposal before you gatecrashed it and when she actively tried to escape you. you ran her carriage down, finger banged her in the back of it and then proposed of your own volition.

What exactly did she do? Eat cake? Actively stay away from you? Engage in courtship with someone else?

Sorry its so funny 😂🤣

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I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]

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gay culture is being in love with wilbur’s mom growing up

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Okay I’m loving reading all these new fanfics but I’ve never seen more pjo fans who don’t know pjo. I’ve seen people who’s says their the daughter of Artemia…HELLO?? like-no

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Thinking about writing more Clarisse Fics since the new series came out and everyone loves her (welcome to the club by the way!). But my fics will be mostly book based but if you imagine Dior as Clarisse go ahead!