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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THERE’S ALMOST NO FANFICS FOR HER LIKE??????? LOOK AT HER PLS THATS MOMMY

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RIP to all the lesbians who’re obsessed with Hailee Steinfeld.

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GLASSHEART PROMPT:

Chloe being Cinderella’s daughter loves MICE! And has plenty of mice friends back home, so when she discovers one in her’s and red’s dorm she’s ecstatic. Red? Not so much.

Chloe: AWWW!!! Red look!

Red: *not looking up from her phone.* Hmm?

Chloe: *Holding the mouse in her hand and displays it to Red.* It’s a mouse!

Red: *Still not looking up.* Very funny, Princess.

Chloe: *Pouts and places the mouse on Red’s bed until she notices.*

Red: *Suddenly feels something crawling up her leg.* A RAT!!! CHLOE A RAT-KILL IT!! KILL IT!!

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A/N: let’s just pretend that they don’t have mice in Wonderland.

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literally, she’s my new obsession

I'M FERALLLLLLL

someone help me gtf up from the floor cause this beautiful woman right here got me down as fuckkk

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UM WHERES MY INVITE ADDIE??

Me and Addie playing Minecraft for 4 hours instead of writing MY BAD GUYS @star-girl69

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I think what I like most about Glassheart is that they have a bunk-bed relationship? Either of them can be on top, just as much as either of them can be bottom. It’s fully dependent on the situation, and how you choose to write them.

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Red: So I peaked into the looking class…

Chloe: Oh, and?

Red: Her names Violet…

CHLOE: I TOLD YOU THAT YOUD CAVE!!

Red: *rolls her eyes* Yeah whatever, I could never say no to you. Besides she’s a cute kid, looks just like a mixture of both of us.

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where chloe and red discuss their future kid.

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i’m not gonna argue with a woman that has big brown doe eyes whatever you say beautiful.

(she needs more fics it’s criminal that she doesn’t)

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unpopular opinion

i loved descendants: the rise of red. NOW, do i prefer it over the first three? no.. BUT I LOVED THE MOVIE. it isnt a bad movie, the plot could have some fixing, but the movie is so good. i loved it

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When he said "plan to entrap me" i actually laughed like baby boy i know you're mad but your gurl was five seconds away from a proposal before you gatecrashed it and when she actively tried to escape you. you ran her carriage down, finger banged her in the back of it and then proposed of your own volition.

What exactly did she do? Eat cake? Actively stay away from you? Engage in courtship with someone else?

Sorry its so funny 😂🤣

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I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]

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gay culture is being in love with wilbur’s mom growing up

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Okay I’m loving reading all these new fanfics but I’ve never seen more pjo fans who don’t know pjo. I’ve seen people who’s says their the daughter of Artemia…HELLO?? like-no

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Thinking about writing more Clarisse Fics since the new series came out and everyone loves her (welcome to the club by the way!). But my fics will be mostly book based but if you imagine Dior as Clarisse go ahead!

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imagine your brother is named after you, so he gets the cool name and you’re stuck with colette, all because you time traveled

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When you've already read all the good fanfics