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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Y'ALL CAN SOMEONE MAKE A SMUT ABOUT UNCLE AARON OR JEFFERSON DAVIS. LAWWWWWDDD THOSE MEN MAKE MY PUSSY STREAM A FUCKIN WATERFALL. MY LEGS FUCKIN SHAKE WHEN I SEE THEM. Ouuu and Aaron's sexy bald ass head 😩 and Davis' big ass muscles 😫. I WANNA RIDE THEY ASS TIL MY FUCKIN HAIR FOLLICLES FALL OUT. I JUST WANT THEM SO FUCKIN BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. MILES' WHOLE FUCKIN BLOODLINE IS SO FINE AND FOR WHATTTTTT?

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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No because HE PROLLY DO THE VOICE AND SHI JS GIVES IT AWAY LIKE YOU CANT HAVE THAT SEXY ASS VOICE AND NOT BE SLANGIN TS. ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND THE WAY HE ACTS…defo gives the best backshots and talks you through ts 😞 I NEED THIS WRITTEN OR SOMETHING THIS MAN IS JUST TOO FINE

hear me out with open minds and open hearts....but i js know that mf SLANGINGGGGG like OMGGG..

"i can feel it in my heart !1!1!" type shit

ok i'm sorry

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Someone make Some fics about Uncle Aaron😞😞that man is way too fine to have NOTHING written about him

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So…i can't post the fics I wrote in my drafts because I can't link them to my Masterlist because my laptop broke on me so ill have to wait till my birthday to get another one😞

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How soap would react to getting flirted with when he's married.

Thinking about !HusbandSoap who goes to the pub with the rest of the team after a successful mission when a woman comes up to him and starts hardcore flirting. I'm talking fake laughing, pushing herself onto him, everything. The rest of the team watches on as he keeps a straight face and quickly shoots off a text before going back to acting like nothing is happening. Around 10 minutes later they see you walk into the pub and catch the scheming grin Johnny sends them before calmly moving the woman off where's practically throwing herself on him. When she makes a noise of confusion at him moving away, he only says "Ma wifey's here" before striding up to you and pulling you into the messiest, sloppiest kiss he can possibly manage, pulling you in by an iron grip your hip and placing his other hand on the back of your head, mashing your faces together. The team let out snickers as the woman huffs and leaves, and the two of you pull away and Johnny has the worlds biggest shit eating grin on his face.

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HELLO!! how are you? i wanted to send in a request if that’s alright! since I wanted to take my chance to request this ^^ so anyways

may I request crismon, stolas and octavia with a Male! Reader who has a Karkat Vanitas Personality from Homestuck?

Thanks!

Hey im doing alright! thank you for requesting sorry this took so long 😅

STOLAS, CRIMSON, & OCTAVIA WITH A M!S/O WHO ACTS LIKE KARKAT VANITAS

CRIMSON👹🖤

1. Y/n and Crimson have a fiery and passionate relationship, filled with constant banter and playful arguments. Their conversations are often filled with sarcastic remarks and snarky comebacks, but deep down, they both know that they truly care for each other.

2. Despite their strong personalities, y/n and Crimson are fiercely loyal to each other. They always have each other's backs, no matter the situation. Their shared determination and unwavering support create an unbreakable bond between them.

3. Y/n's Karkat-like traits often clash with Crimson's assertiveness, leading to humorous and intense debates. However, they find that their opposing personalities complement each other perfectly, creating a balance that strengthens their relationship.

4. Both y/n and Crimson are ambitious and driven individuals. They constantly push each other to strive for greatness and achieve their goals, serving as each other's motivation and inspiration.

5. Y/n’s analytical and strategic thinking, reminiscent of Karkat Vanitas, adds a unique dynamic to their partnership. He often comes up with clever plans to tackle the challenges he faces, impressing Crimson with his intelligence and resourcefulness.

6. In their downtime, y/n and Crimson enjoy engaging in friendly competitions and games. Whether it's testing their skills in combat or challenging each other in intellectual debates, their competitive nature keeps their relationship exciting and filled with energy.

7. Despite their tough exteriors, both y/n and Crimson have their vulnerable moments. They confide in each other, sharing their fears, insecurities, and past traumas. Their ability to understand and support one another during these vulnerable moments strengthens their connection.

8. Y/n's Karkat-like outbursts of frustration and anger are often met with Crimson's fiery personality. However, over time, they learn to find solace in each other's presence and help each other manage their emotions, creating a space where they can be vulnerable without judgment.

9. Together, y/n and Crimson become a formidable force, taking on the challenges of their respective worlds side by side. Even when Crimson is doing his unnecessary evil bidding

10. Crimson may not like it at first only because you’re a guy and he dislikes gay people and couldn't ever see himself liking a guy but since you're not too much to handle maybe he could get used to this

STOLAS💙👑

1. Y/N and Stolas have an interesting dynamic, as their personalities clash in both chaotic and intriguing ways. Y/N’s Karkat-like personality brings forth a mix of frustration and curiosity from Stolas, who finds his fiery nature both amusing and challenging.

2. Despite their initial differences, y/n and Stolas find common ground in their shared intelligence and wit. They engage in intellectual debates and discussions, often challenging each other's ideas and pushing the boundaries of their knowledge.

3. Y/n’s Karkat-like outbursts of frustration and anger can often catch Stolas off guard, but he's intrigued by his passionate nature. Over time, Stolas learns to appreciate Y/n’s emotions as an honest expression of his thoughts and feelings.

4. Stolas is drawn to the y/n's sharp mind and strategic thinking, recognizing his potential as an ally. They often collaborate on complex plans and schemes, utilizing their combined intellect to overcome challenges and achieve their goals.

5. While Stolas may initially struggle with y/n's blunt and confrontational approach, he comes to value his honesty and directness. Y/N straightforward nature creates a refreshing contrast to Stolas' more manipulative tendencies, leading to a unique and balanced partnership.

6. Y/N and Stolas share a love for knowledge and exploration. They spend hours discussing various topics, from arcane magic to the mysteries of the multiverse. Their intellectual connection deepens their bond, as they constantly challenge and inspire each other to seek greater understanding.

7. Despite their intellectual connection, Y/N and Stolas also find comfort in each other's vulnerability. They confide in one another, sharing their fears, regrets, and past traumas. Through these moments of vulnerability, they develop a profound understanding and empathy for each other.

8. Y/N's protective nature, reminiscent of Karkat Vanitas, surprises Stolas at first. However, he comes to appreciate his unwavering loyalty and willingness to fight for what he believes in. Y/N becomes Stolas' confidant and steadfast companion, offering support and guidance during his moments of doubt.

9. Together, y/n and Stolas embark on daring adventures and quests, exploring the realms of magic and chaos. Their combined talents and abilities make them a formidable duo, capable of overcoming even the most daunting obstacles.

10. He misses Blitzø sometimes but he knows that if he stayed in that situation that it wouldn't have ended well so he just hopes that it doesn't happen with you since you and Blitzø act almost alike

OCTAVIA💜💎

1. Y/n and Octavia have an interesting dynamic, as their personalities are both intense and passionate. Y/n's Karkat-like personality matches Octavia's fiery nature, creating a connection based on shared emotions and a deep understanding of each other's frustrations.

2. Despite their initially abrasive interactions, y/n and Octavia find solace in each other's company. They share a mutual appreciation for music and often engage in jam sessions, finding comfort and expression through their shared love for melody and rhythm.

3. Y/n's Karkat-like outbursts of frustration and Octavia's fiery temper can create volatile moments, where their emotions clash and intensify. However, they also find a strange sense of camaraderie in these moments, as they understand the need to let their emotions out and find release.

4. Octavia is intrigued by y/n’s intensity and sees it as a reflection of her own passionate nature. They engage in deep conversations about life, art, and the pursuit of individuality, often challenging each other's perspectives and pushing the boundaries of their creativity.

5. Y/n's protective instincts, reminiscent of Karkat Vanitas, manifest in his desire to shield Octavia from harm and support her artistic endeavors. He becomes her loyal confidant and pillar of support, offering guidance and encouragement during her moments of self-doubt.

6. Together, y/n and Octavia create a unique blend of music and chaos. They collaborate on projects, combining their talents to produce captivating performances that leave audiences in awe. Their shared love for music becomes a driving force in their relationship, allowing them to connect on a deeper level.

7. Despite their fiery personalities, y/n and Octavia also have moments of vulnerability and introspection. They confide in each other, sharing their fears, dreams, and past traumas. Through these moments of vulnerability, they develop a profound understanding and empathy for each other.

8. Y/n's Karkat-like determination and Octavia's relentless pursuit of individuality create a powerful synergy. They encourage each other to embrace their true selves, unapologetically expressing their emotions and desires, even in a world that may not fully understand or accept them.

9. Together, y/n and Octavia embark on a journey of self-discovery and artistic growth. They push each other to explore new boundaries, experiment with their art, and break free from societal expectations. Their relationship becomes a catalyst for personal and creative transformation.

10. She confides in him about her worries and struggles and about her family life, she finally feels like she has a voice and that she's important and is worthy of someone's love even when her family is falling apart

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It is not the same at all. You are comparing something that isn't bad and can't be helped to a crime and something disgusting. and I can tag whatever I want if it fits the topic I'm talking about? You and others have chosen to write whole paragraphs as to why it's okay just because it's fictional. Sure I know that they're supposed to be sick and twisted but it never has to go that far as to “oh hey let me fuck my brother” or having people openly ship it. yeah the game warns you but not by much, before it drops you into the incest it could be a bit more subtle or get this, not in the game at all, it was unneeded content. I've blocked the tags of it I still like the game but everything that isn't the incest route the art style, the dreams, the character layout but I can't enjoy it when almost everything is about them fucking each other and people WILLINGLY trying to get the incest route just because the ship is “cute/hot/etc” Its always something that ruins a perfectly good game if it's not the dev its the fans if it's not the fans its the dev or its both. No I'm not asking for a perfect fandom, but at least some normalcy.

Why are yall okay with shipping literal SIBLINGS together (yes im talking about The coffinof andy and leyley.) like thats weird as fuck even the Dev is weird like why would you have a fetish about that…and people playing into it makes me fucking SICK they are BIOLOGICAL siblings.

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Me a bisexual with a nose piercing: 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

Okay, so the thing about Soap MacTavish, right? Is that he’s never gonna outright SAY he believes in astrology and crystals and all that. But there are enough women across the globe with his birth chart in their phones, and he’s slept with enough bisexuals with nose piercings that he absolutely WILL text four or five of them when he’s had a random bad week, asking what the sky has been up to.

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Don't call me a dumbass first off second off don't use what I said to promote incest. It's weird. 😐

Why are yall okay with shipping literal SIBLINGS together (yes im talking about The coffinof andy and leyley.) like thats weird as fuck even the Dev is weird like why would you have a fetish about that…and people playing into it makes me fucking SICK they are BIOLOGICAL siblings.

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My point exactly not sure why the comment “ITS FICTIONAL INCEST SO ITS OKAY” is even an argument..like its not okay? Fake or not

The day Andrew x Ashley shippers realize that Andrew and Ashley's relationship is supposed to be portrayed as a incest, fuck up, disgusting, toxic siblings relationship is the day pigs fly

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Sorry if I didn't know what the dev had drew in the game ahead of time lemme just go back in time and do that

Why are yall okay with shipping literal SIBLINGS together (yes im talking about The coffinof andy and leyley.) like thats weird as fuck even the Dev is weird like why would you have a fetish about that…and people playing into it makes me fucking SICK they are BIOLOGICAL siblings.

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SOMETHING CALLED I WATCHED A PLAYTHROUGH AND THOUGHT THE BROTHER WAS CUTE? I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS CANON THAT THEY FUCKED??? YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD

Why are yall okay with shipping literal SIBLINGS together (yes im talking about The coffinof andy and leyley.) like thats weird as fuck even the Dev is weird like why would you have a fetish about that…and people playing into it makes me fucking SICK they are BIOLOGICAL siblings.

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Why are yall okay with shipping literal SIBLINGS together (yes im talking about The coffinof andy and leyley.) like thats weird as fuck even the Dev is weird like why would you have a fetish about that…and people playing into it makes me fucking SICK they are BIOLOGICAL siblings.

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Black!reader would get Mike together and you can’t tell me otherwise. And not on no mammy stuff but I just want to see more black!readers boo loving on this man! Like feeding him and Abby REAL meals, helping with baby sitting when she can, taking Abby, Mike and the both of them out whenever their schedules permit

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Tbh I thought that it WAS Mully😭😭

I see no difference

(The dude in the left is Mammon from Helluva boss and the right is a YouTuber named Mully)

Sorry, they’re so similar. If you know you know lol