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If anyone is or knows someone that does Live2D rigging and is looking for a paid project, I have a possible lead for you!

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Juleka: girls are so hot

Nathaniel: guys are hot too oh man

Marinette: why is everyone so hot

Alix: ... global warming

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Chat Noir - the guy who's obsessed with gravity

@fanfics-she-wrote

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Chat Noir: M'Lady, I think about you more than the air I breathe. 

Ladybug: Chat!... But wait, nobody really thinks about breathing air...

Chat Noir: Exactly, that's why it's true!

Chat Noir (quietly): I don't need to think about loving you, either. 

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marinette, babysitting: alright, it's time for bed

manon: mr snuffles says i can stay up as long as i want, and that you need to DIE

marinette:

marinette, crouching down: what the hell, mr snuffles

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illiterate ,useful idiot, communist doesn't understand anything for DC COMIC and I'm trying to say that she harley quinn ,quinzel for bisexual for bisexuality just for dating mason macabre ,deadshot and rick flag, and not that stupid shit , totalitarianism , misandry , and pro-feminist against men and humanity with eco-terrorist PAMELA ISLEY, and and now understand we will see another failure with them patrick schumacker and justin halpern failed ?

What the actual fuck??? I don't know who that is or what they're on about, please tell me that they know feminism and misandry are two very different things. Please. We can't have people who still think those two concepts are the same.

Feminism is NOT misandry. Do I think the word feminism is misleading, sure, but what the hell. Misandry is the belief that females are superior to males, same as mysoginy is the belief that MALES are superior to females. Feminism is the belief that women deserve same rights and treatment as men, but it also goes in the opposite direction: men deserve the same rights and treatment as women.

If you tell me that an abusive mother has advantage to her child in court, I will fight for the good father. If you tell me that a woman (for the same crime as a man) will have a longer prison sentence I will fight for the man. The truth is we don't have equality, and it'll be a damn hard thing to get. I do realize that men and women are different as well, so equality for some things is impossible, it's useless for men to have free menstrual products, so in that sense equity is best.

But back to the main point. Feminism is not misandry. Men's rights is not the same thing and mysoginy. There will always be extremists for both sides, but the least we can do is educate people to know the meaning of the words they use.

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Chat Noir: He died of natural causes

Ladybug: You pushed him off the roof

Chat: Gravity is natural

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Chat Noir: Why don't you believe that ghosts are real?

Ladybug: I've never seen one.

Chat: Well there's lots of things that are real that you can't see.

Chat: Gravity, that's one.

LB: Yea, I can drop an apple

Chat: Fuck

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Chat Noir: Go big or go home!

Ladybug: I'm begging you, please! Just this once, go home Chat.

Chat: I'm going big

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Adrien: if you came here to kill me clap your hands

Plagg: *clap clap*

Adrien: *screaming*

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Let me hold that for you: Chat Noir, Marinette, Alya, Sabrina, Rose

That's my hand: Ladybug, Adrien, Nino, Max, Juleka

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Adrien: Nino, I need some dating advice

Nino: Dude just because I'm with Alya, doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Chat Noir: Who the fuck—

Ladybug: Language!

Chat Noir: Whom the fuck?!

Ladybug: No!

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Ladybug: We all have our demons

Ladybug, grabbing Chat: This one's mine

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As Disney Princesses:

Marinette: Mulan (Would do anything to protect her loved ones)

Adrien: Rapunzel (Locked away, but has a strong mind, lives with abusive parental figure)

Alya: Nani (Ok so she may not be a princess, that girl is the single best 'parental figure' she works her hardest and does everything she can)

Nino: Cinderella (The 'classical' princess)

Chlo��: Ariel (Easy to manipulate, her looks save her, kinda dumb but it's okay, her only redeeming quality is that she tries)

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Ladybug: There, uhh, there may be more bad news...

Chat Noir: or as I'm learning to call it: News

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Adrien: Eat the rich!!

Nino: Adrien you are the rich