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Seriously. No one told me that life would be full of living

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It’s so easy??? Like?? What

im sorry mutual i cant reblog the original but they were right

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Man I’m in the medical field and you literally just subtract 1200

im sorry mutual i cant reblog the original but they were right

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I know, that’s what I was making the post about

Also probably videogamecore idk

Chat y’all ever sit with no dopamine and everything you want to do your brain wags its finger at you and says, “that’s behind a paywall, you can doomscroll or you can stare at the wall. Pick one you piece of shit.”

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Im not dead I just don’t post sometimes, don’t worry chat, I love you guys and I’m doing fine, I just am busy, good luck out there friends

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Thank you!!!!!

Hi, can you assign me a soup please?

yes of course!

beef broth base

with beets for sweetness

red bell pepper

and red potatoes too

onion

garlic

a teeny bit of cream to thicken

chickpeas

carrots

and chives

with salt and pepper to taste of course

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Reason why I wear a mask at work #12

Why not. It’s comfortable

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Nothing is hinged except for doors right now

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Reason why I wear a mask at work #11

Less chance of patients and coworkers recognizing you outside of work

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Reason why I wear a mask at work #10

You can get them in fun patterns and they match your outfit

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Reason why I wear a mask at work #9

No one can tell when I’m stressing out

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Reason why I wear a mask at work #8

Can’t see my acne, no makeup required

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Reason why I wear a mask to work #7

Peace of mind when someone is coughing and hacking near me

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Reason why I wear a mask at work #6

I don’t want to get my friends and family sick

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Shoutout to paralyzed people. Those with complete paralysis, incomplete paralysis; Those whose paralysis was caused from accidents, brain injuries, strokes, spinal cord injuries, neurological illnesses; Those with paraplegia, quadriplegia, hemiplegia, tetraplegia. Who were born paralyzed or became paralyzed later in life.

Those who have a carer, those who use a wheelchair full-time, those who use crutches or canes and those whose mobility aid is a hospital bed. Those with incontinence, who wear adult diapers, ostomy bags and catheters. You are not "lesser" for needing care or not being able to live independently. You deserve to live a comfortable life with autonomy and dignity.

We rock. We're fucking amazing. I love you.

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Thought

It's kinda funny how some people will get all weird about people with "disabilities" working jobs or having sex or whatever when there were people like Helen Keller, blind and deaf since infancy, who nonetheless wrote books, got up on stage to speak, and fought for the rights of people like her. "Disabled" doesn't mean someone is completely inept. It just means they've gotta do some things differently.

(Spawned from seeing posts about Autistic people being infantilized, and that one post where op stumbled upon someone on Quora asking if people with ADHD should do anal, since they "wouldn't be able to understand the consequences of such an act". Which then reminded me of a text convo I saw in a Reddit compilation where a lady thought this artist wouldn't be able to fulfill her commission because she's Autistic. Just. Have people never learned the concept of "research"?)

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Reblogging at a random time to scare away Twitter users

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted