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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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Seventeen as types of gamers
I was bored in class so I made this
Seungcheol : Can never beat the boss, tells everyone he did anyways, but runs away when a member asks him how to beat it.
Jeonghan : Cheat throughout the whole game and publically admits it. Sore loser.
Joshua : Always loses, end sup saying the game is too violent as an excuse.
Junhui : only plays games such as Candy Crush bc he says the monsters in other games « look like feet »
Soonyoung : Never watches the tutorial, wonders why he never wins. « I POISONED HIM WHY ISN’T HE DEAD » « Soon it’s a zombie » « … oh ». Forgets ! To ! Save !
Wonwoo : Plays for three days straight, finishes the game. « This one was too easy again. » Soonyoung wants to strangle him.
Jihoon : A real game master, only plays with Wonwoo.
Minghao : Doesn’t play games that are too violent, only plays games such as Zelda or Mario Galaxy. Gets attached to the little living stars in Mario Galaxy.
Mingyu : « A gentleman doesn’t play video games. » You can spot him playing when everyone is away or sleeping. Gives the excuse that he was « just wondering what the main character looked like ».
Seokmin : Avoids. Every. Single. Fight. Won’t ever try to beat the boss.
Seungkwan : Gets attached to the characters, but is a real bitch when it comes to kill the enemies. « I’m gonna torture this bitch. »
Hansol : Only plays GTA because that’s the only moment he feels openly like a badass gangsta, and he likes it.
Chan : Call of Duty master but a sore loser even against IA.
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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drunk svt lol
I know this ain’t usual but I thought I could try something new
Seungcheol:
-giggly mess
-clingy
-touches your butt “on accident”
-”but it’s my third drink” “no Cheol it’s your tenth” “oh… but i’m an adult give it to me”
-probs ends up falling asleep next to the toilets
Jeonghan
-a whole slut
-talks dirty to you and thinks it turns you on
-makes you dance with him
-too honest when drunk af
-always remembers everything
Joshua
-would drop slut shamelessly
-then would never assume it in the morning
-”nO I NEVER DID THAT” *hides under the blanket*
-runs away when you decide to take him home
-”cAtCh Me If YoU cAn”
Junhui
-this bitch i swear to god-
-ends up twerking on a table
-makes you go on the table with him and twerks + drop slut against you
-has sudden deep conversations
-”let’s go to a karaoke !!!”
Soonyoung
-don’t get me started on him
-chaotic af
-LOUDER THAN EVER
-”Soonyoung what are you doing” “LET’S LIVE HERE!!”
-never remembers what happened
Wonwoo
-did he even touch a drink once in his life?
- if he did he would probably just end up having deep conversations
-”I wanna go home”
-would want to play video games with you
-”if you lose you take off a cloth”
Jihoon
-what is going out?
-embarrassed when someone wants to dance with him
-aggressive
-tries to leave but Soonyoung catches him back
-”I’m going to smack you”
Minghao:
-bboy to impress you
-very, VERY giggly
-so touchy and clingy he annoys you a lot
-gets very inspired tho
-”let’s break this bed” “you mean let’s get this bread” “no”
Mingyu:
-alcohol takes time to filter through his tall ass body lol
-gets all clingy and soft
-likes to touch your hair
-”let’s go home and sleep”
-y’all know you ain’t gonna sleep tho
Seokmin:
-a fucking loud ass
-sings above the songs that play
-only choreo he does is the Just Do It one
-does weird stuff
-security asks you to leave
Seungkwan:
-even the devil seats and takes note
-won’t stop drinking if you don’t forbid him
-still drinks even after you forbad him tho
-don’t start a fight with him you’ll lose
-ends up escorted outside of the club
Vernon:
-can’t handle alcohol
-drinks AND gets high
-does a fortnite dance
-”heYYYY look what I can do! I’m cool” “Vernon you’re going to fall”
-broke his ankle
Chan:
-handles alcohol very well
-excited af as always
-”Chan you okay?” “Never been better”
-ends up doing the moonwalk on the table
-the whole club hypes him up
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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« Vernon, where are you taking me this time? » you stop in the middle of the sidewalk.
« Don’t ask questions like that, just enjoy the moment hun! » your boyfriend answered as he was pulling you by your hands to make you walk.
« I don’t trust you. »
« Why ? » he stops you both and raise a brow at you .
« Because the last time you said ”trust me” I ended up trapped in a zoo at 2am with you. »
He laughs and starts pulling on your hand again. « Okay right this time you can really trust me. » After 10min of walk, he suddenly stops and turns toward you. « Close your eyes. »
« Hell no Vernon we ain’t playing this game. »
« Y/N close your damn eyes or i’ll lock you up again in the zoo, this time all by yourself. » he seems so serious, but looking at his meme face you can’t help but laugh. « Oh come on! »
« Fine fine only because we’re not near a zoo. » you close your eyes and feel him grabbing you by your hand again, softly this time. You hear the sound of what a door opening, followed by what seems to be a little bell. You smell the odor of coffee, tea and hot chocolate coming to your nostrils. « Vernon did you take me to a coffee shop? »
« Meh... Kinda. » he sits you on a sofa, your eyes still closed. « Now open your eyes. » You do as he says and you’re surprised as you see you both are indeed in a coffee shop, but this one was special. As you look around, you see several shelves full of CDs and Vinyls. Your eyes, opened widely, immediately turn to Vernon who was laughing at you. « Oh baby you should see your face right now! You look like you’re in Disneyland! »
« But I feel like I am! » you seriously say to him. « You know how I love places like this one. This is amazing. »
« Yeah I do baby. » he leans to you and grabs your hands in his, kissing them one by one. He then grabs you softly by the back of your head and leans your lips to his, only to stop right in front of him and then he leans back, leaving you like an idiot. You stay still, still confused about what happened. « Oh god your faces are always funny. »
« I hate you. »
« Nah, you love me. »
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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« baaaabe come to bed. »
« Minghao, why would you want me to go to bed now? it’s literally 3pm »
« i’m feeling sleepy, i wanna take a nap with you. » he innocently says. you pass your head in the bedroom and look at him with a i-don’t-believe-you look. and you were right. he was sitting on the bed, perfectly awake. a quick look at he has in his hands made you understand what he had in mind. he was holding a camera, almost playing with the lense as he smiles at you like a true angel.
« oh my dear lovely boyfriend. » you softly say as you approach him. « this... is never gonna happen. » you grab the camera and start running away to the bathrooms. he reacts quickly and runs after you. he grabs your hand before you can reach the bathroom door and puts you against him. he grabs the camera back, still holding you against him.
« come on baby, just this time. you look so beautiful i wanna immortalize this day. and every other day. but please let me at least immortalize this one. i love you. »
you couldn’t help but give up. « fine fine. » you both go back to the bedroom. « but how do you want me to pose? »
« i don’t want you to pose. » you raise a brow. he sets the camera and joins you. he sits next to you and kisses you. softly, putting his hands on your neck, he leans you back, making you lay down on the bed, still kissing you. « let’s just be natural babe. » he smiles against your lips.
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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« Hey love, it’s me.
Among everything else, let me tell you one single thing: i love you. I can never say those three words enough and unfortunately I feel like you haven’t heard them at all lately. I’m sorry about that. I always loved you, and always will. You brought so much happiness into my life, i can’t remember what it’s like to be sad. You make me laugh harder than anyone else. You make me orgasm harder than anyone else. You aren’t perfect, not even close (hah), but you are certainly perfect for me. I wouldn’t change a single thing about you. Not a hair on your head.I tell you how much I love you all the time, but I never really explain why I feel that way, so I’m going to do that now. I love the way your voice sounds when you say my name. I love the way your smile tilts when you’re trying not to laugh. I love the way your kisses feel against my neck. I love the way your voice sounds, even if you hate it. I love the man you were when I met you and I love the man I can see you growing into. I love every version of you. I love every messy piece.
Obviously, sometimes you suck. Sometimes you make me want to bang my head against the wall. Sometimes you are so frustrating that I can’t even wrap my head around it. You are lucky you’re cute because you drive me insane. Yet I still love you. I will love you every day of my life. I will love you when you’re in a rough mood. I will love you when you are sick and whiny. I will love you even when you are being a pain in my ass because I know you’ll do the same with me.
When I try to think of a favorite memory that I share with you, it is hard to pick just one. There are just too many wonderful memories to choose from. I love looking back at our relationship and reliving some of the memories we share together. From the first time we met to our first date, I can’t imagine myself with anyone else in the world but you. All of those moments that we have had have made us who we are today. I hope you know how much you mean to me. You are such an important part of my life. In fact, you are the center of my life. Everything I do is for us and I hope you know that I am always trying to do the right thing that will make our relationship a stronger one. You have inspired me to be the best version of myself that I can possibly be and I hope that I can somehow repay you for everything that you have done for me. Without you, I would be a completely different person. You have taught me so much about life and because of you, I truly know what love is.
Nothing in my life is worth more than you, even when you are far away from me. Even though we are separated by many, many miles, this won’t stop me from loving you and supporting you, no matter what. And you are the one who taught me that. Knowing you, loving you, and being loved by you in return has been the best adventure of my life and I never want our adventure to come to an end. So go, and live your dream, just like you would have wanted me to if it were me. We’ll see each other soon.
I love you. »
He smiled, a tear running down his cheek. Folding the paper, he puts it in his bag and stares at the sky and its clouds through the window. His dream to prove his worth and shows what he got finally came true, and knowing the one person he truly loves, supports him, makes him feel stronger than ever.
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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you were coming back home after a long day of work. you were exhausted but still happy because you got a promotion and you couldn’t wait to tell Jihoon. he has always been so supportive and helpful. even with all the work he has to do all the time, he always found time for you.
standing in front of the door, you were looking for your keys in your bag. but the door suddenly opens and you find yourself facing your boyfriend.
« hey babe! » he kissed you as you entered the apartment. « how was your day? »
« exhausting, but good! actually... »
« are you hungry ? » he cuts you off. surprised, you simply nods as he rushed towards the kitchen. you take your coat off, drop your bag on the table, when Jihoon comes back to the living room with a plat full of spring rolls.
« what’s the occasion? » you asks, perplexed. did he know you got promoted ? if yes, how ?
« oh, nothing. i didn’t have to work today and i wanted to occupy myself so i made these. »
« Lee Jihoon, you never cook. did you order them? »
he shrugs innocently. he definitely ordered them. but you still don’t know why.
« come on, follow me. » he says, walking you to the door, still holding the plate.
« babe what is going on ? where are we going and why are you taking the plate with you. »
« come on, stop questionning me and follow me or i might regret this. »
you shut your mouth and follow him. you both climb up the stairs that led to the rooftop of your building. he puts the spring rolls on the edge of the building and makes you sit there too.
« so, babe, i know this isn’t my type to do these of things, but as you may know, today is a special day. »
you stare at him, completely lost. what is he talking about?
« today marks the day where i finally am going to upgrade in the music industry! »
« what do you mean? »
he squats down and takes your hands in his.
« an agent called me and asked me if i wanted to do an audition ! »
you scream, way too excited and jump on top of him, making both of us fall on the harsh ground.
« that’s wonderful Jihoon! actually i got some good news too! » you say, picking both of yourselves up. « i got promoted! »
he kisses you and congratulates you.
« i’m so happy for you babe, you deserve it! ok um i don’t want to seem rude but i am kind of hungry babe so can we eat while we celebrate ? »
« you always have the words to ruin things up. » you roll your eyes, laughing.
you sit back on the edge of the building and eat while talking, laughing, sometimes looking at the stars.
« babe » he suddenly says. « can you promise me something? » his tone is too serious you start to freak out.
« anything. » you put your hand on top of his.
« even with your promotion and my future audition, we will never be teared up apart. » he looks at the dark sky. you feel in his tone that he is sincere. and you know he wouldn’t say such things just like that. he isn’t the kind to show his feelings nor to make efforts like he did tonight. 
you put your free hand on his cheek making him look at you.
« i promise, Lee Jihoon. »
he smiles and kisses you. both of you weren’t the kind to be so fluffy and cheesy, but on this right moment, it felt good. because this marked a new path for both of you, which proved you were going to last.
« i love you. »
« i love you too baby. you actually look like a baby right now. »
« oh shut up. » he laughs.
you lean your head on his shoulder, breathing out deeply. he puts his head on your, while rubbing your palm with his thumb. this is definitely going to be a night to remember.
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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The party [Jun]
you usually weren’t really into parties, but you exceptionally agreed to go to one tonight with your friend after she begged you for hours and told you that Jun was gonna be there. once you knew that, you couldn’t refuse anymore. she clearly knows you’ve been into Jun since you met him during your first dance class. he was such a good dancer, with good vibes, he totally hypnotized you since then. you two were friends but he never knew about your feelings.
the only problem was you didn’t know what to wear. you finally decided to go with black jeans and a cute yellow top. you put your make up on, put on your shoes, grab your phone and you’re ready to go.
as soon as you arrived to the destination, your friend left you and went to find her boyfriend Minghao, who appeared to be Jun’s bestfriend. left on your own, you decided to look for Jun, just to check if he was really there or not.
and here he was, sitting on the coffee table, laughing with a group of guys. he greeted you as soon as he saw you and you smile automatically, melting on the inside
« Y/N ! i never thought Y/BFF/N would convince you to come ! »
« wait you asked her ? »
« yeah, she said you’d never go out so i asked to try to make you come here ! i’m glad you decided to come »
you grabbed two beers and offered him one. you talked for what seemed to be hours until he suddenly spoke out.
« listen. i’m gonna be honest with you. i actually wanted you to come here because i need to talk to you. »
he stopped, and you just looked at him confused and ready to faint.
« Y/N, i... will you be my dance partner? »
« your what? » you blinked multiple times.
« i need a dance partner for my dance exam and i thought of you because you’re a great dancer and we could totally work together as a team! » he happily smiles at you, but you don’t. of course you expected something else. but hey it’s Wen Junhui what were you really expecting? « Y/N... you don’t want to? »
« no no i want to, i’d be honored to do it. it’s just, i need to sit for a bit i feel kinda tired. » you lied.
« wait let me walk you to a bedroom. » he said as he leads you to the stairs. you nod and just follow him. you know it’s not kind of you to act like that but you can’t help it. you’ve never been good at hiding your emotions. you were an expert at hiding your feelings, you’ve been doing it for year with Jun. but hiding your emotions was something else. Jun opens a door and you both fall on two teenagers making out. The look on Jun’s face went from worried to angry. « both of you, out. now. this is my room no one is allowed here. » the two teenagers immediately leave the room.
« aren’t they gonna think that we are gonna sleep together? and even spread the rumor? »
« they won’t. they know they’re in trouble if they do so. » Jun replies. « here, sit. i’m gonna go get you a cup of water. »
« no no Jun it’s ok. stay and sit with me. » he obeys and sits next to you. he puts his arm around your shoulders, making you lean towards him and lean your head on him. « i’m sorry for all of this. i’ve had a busy day i’m just so tired. »
« you know Y/N... you’re a terrible liar. i know you did this to actually get to sleep with me. » his face is so serious you could actually believe him. you get off him and stand up to face him.
« Wen Junhui. take that back. right now. this ain’t true. » you cross your arms
« hey hey i was just joking... » he laughs. « you’re still a terrible liar though. i know you’re like that because i asked you to be my dance partner. you thought i was going to confess my feelings for you. but Y/N... i don’t feel anything for you. i’m sorry. »
you sigh. « meh. i knew deep down you wouldn’t like me the way i do. it’s okay. i can still be your dance partner if you want to. »
Jun bursts out laughing. « oh dear god Y/N. » you raise a brow. he grabs your arm and makes you sit on his lap, your legs on both sides of him. « you’re so innocent and sweet. and naive. » before you could retort, he places his lips on yours. his soft lips smiling against yours as you were responding to his kiss made your heart flutter. you lean back and look at him in the eyes. he runs his hand through your hair, still looking at you. « i kinda like you too, idiot. »
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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The shelter [wonwoo]
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« Hello Martha! » you happily say as you push the door of the animal shelter. « How are you ? Got anything for me today? »
« Hi Y/N, always so energetic I see. » Martha giggles. « I always do have something for you. Let me see. » she checks her planner. « Today youuu... Oh! Today you’ll have to feed the cats and then clean some of the dogs’s run. »
« I’m on it! » you start to walk quickly, grab the biscuits and open the door of the cat section. You can’t hide your surprise when you see there’s already someone filling up some of the cats’s dishes. « Um... Wonwoo? » you clear your throat.
The guy turns around, expressionless. « Oh hi. Something wrong? »
« Actually um... » you shake the biscuits bag. « I am the one supposed to feed the cats. »
« Oh I see. Sorry I was just done with the rabbits so I decided to feed the cats since no one was there yet. I’ll leave you to it. » he starts to get up and walks towards you to give you the biscuits bag and open the door.
« Wait uhm.. Perhaps... You could still help me? I mean there are a lot of cats, i wouldn’t mind to have some help. » you smile. He knew you were half lying. There really are a lot of cats, but you never needed any help to feed them and he knows it. It’s not the first time you see him. He arrived here two months after you started working here. You remember on his first day you were supposed to give him a tour and tell me everything he needed to know, but he just ended up saying he already knew all this and left you alone to start his duties. You’ve never talked much since then except when you or him needed an information about the planning or just simple stuff about the shelter.
« I don’t wanna be in the way. » he grins.
« What do you mean? »
« I mean, all these cats... you’re gonna get distracted by me if I stay around. »
« Why would I be distracted? »
« I’m too handsome for you to handle. »
« Try me. » you hand him the biscuits bag and cross your arms. Wonwoo smiles and walks by you. Sitting on the floor, he puts down the bag and gently grabs a basket where two small cats were laying to put it on his laps. You watch him feeding the cats one by one, putting biscuits in his hand, letting one cat eat while petting the other. He raises his head to you, making you quickly look away. « Why are you looking at me? »
« Maybe because we’re supposed to do this together? Grab another basket and follow what I do. » you were so disturbed to how serious he was. You obey him and end up sitting next to him, feeding the cats the same way as him. « Why are you doing this? »
« What do you mean? » you raise a brow.
« Why are you working here? »
« I’ve always loved animals and i’ve always loved taking care of them. As simple as that. What about you? »
« I lost my dog a bit before i joined this shelter. I felt guilty when he died because I felt like I could have done something to make him get better. »
« I’m sorry... » you start to stroke his arm
« Meh I was joking. I only work here because I also like animals a lot. » he laughs as you hit him in the same arm you were stroking a second ago.
« I hate you. »
« Would you still hate me if I would ask you to get coffee after work? »
« Probably not. I’ll see if I still hate you after this coffee. » you grimace.
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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« so, are you ready for it ? » Jisoo winked at you. actually you couldn’t tell if he really winked or if he just blinked.
« stop quoting Taylor Swift. and what am i supposed to be ready for? »
« well, to hug me tight and cry on me shoulder of course. »
« why would i? i love riding thrills, and i ain’t the coward here, you are, Hong Jisoo. » you roll your eyes.
he dares to make you look like an easy-scared person when he’s the one who cries his mom when he sees a clown. he pays the tickets and you both sit in your seats. the stallholder puts the security thing on your laps ans wishes you a good ride. and as you planned it, he was the one to hold on your hand and squished it so hard you knew you were going to have a bruise before the day ends.
you both got off the ride, Jisoo still holding your hands.
« soooo remind me, who was supposed to hold the other ? » you offer him a winning smile.
« i don’t know what you’re talking about. i hold your hands because i knew you wanted me to. » he holds off your hands, scratching his hair.
« yeah yeah if you say so. » you laugh.
« are you hungry? » he suddenly proposes, not looking you in the eyes.
« actually yeah i crave a chocolate crepe or a waffle crepe right now. this ride made me hungry. »
« how in the he... » he stops himself and just starts to talk towards the food truck. you follow him, curious.
« what? »
« how can you crave something with chocolate after a ride like this? »
« remember who you’re talking to Jisoo. » he looks at you, raising a brow. you simply shrug.
« yeah you right i forgot about that. » he stops in front if the food truck. « hi, hum, we’re gonna have.... one chocolate waffle for this weird lady right here and just a coke for me please. »
« ermmmmmm Jisoo. »
« what. »
« i don’t wanna look like the fat one between the two of us. »
he pauses for ten seconds. « fine. » he turns back to the guy in the food truck. « can i also have a candy apple too please? thank you. » he pays and you’re asked to wait on the side for your food.
« candy apple? what kind of romantic side has gotten into you? » you joke, but he doesn’t even smirk. « okay okay fine i’m done with the jokes. » he still doesn’t answer nor looks at you. « Jisoo what’s wrong? »
« alright you know what screw this. » he suddenly cups your cheeks and puts his lips on yours, giving you a gentle kiss. you’re surprised so you don’t know how to react. you’ve been liking him for months now but you obviously thought he only saw as a friend.
he breaks the kiss and steps back, embarrassed.
« Jisoo i... »
« i know i shouldn’t have done that i’m sorry i just... » you cut him off as you lean on him and start kissing him. his soft lips were against yours, and it felt si nice. you’ve been waiting for this moment for months now. you break the kiss and look at him, smiling. you brush your hand through his hair. « i’m glad you did the first step. but now i’m having this candy apple AND the chocolate waffle. » you tease him.
« i’m the romantic one here now so no you aren’t. »
« we’ll see. » you say as you take your chocolate waffle and the candy apple and start to run away from him.
« this girl is gonna be the death of me. » he thought, giving a faint smile.
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mingayhoe · 6 years ago
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i was rushing out of the plane, way too impatient to see him. he texted me 15min before the plane landed on, saying he was already waiting for me. i retrieved my luggage and half ran to the airport entry. i stopped and looked around to try and find a tall thin man wearing unusual clothes and that famous mullet that was making him look so handsome.
here he was, looking at his phone, probably scrolling publications on instagram like he always does when he is either bored or waiting for someone. i walked to him and stopped right in front of him. his eyes left the screen of his phone to look at my luggage, then my feet. his eyes slowly scanned me from toes to head, his head following the movement of his eyes. when his small brown eyes met mine, his smile rose immediately. his phone still in his hand, he took me in his arms and lifted me up to spin me around him.
« you finally made it! welcome to Korea sweetheart. » he said after he put me back on my feet.
« i can’t believe you made me do this. » i said. « you really are the only one capable to make me do crazy things such as fly my butt from France to Korea, only for a few days. »
« only for a few days’ ? oh no baby, you’re definitely staying way longer. »
« how long ? »
he cupped my cheeks in his hands and put his forehead against mine. « you’re staying as long as i want, darling. and i ain’t gonna let you go anytime soon. »
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