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(Almost) Every Costume Per Episode + Lucretia's red gown with gold print in 1x05

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm

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malcom in the middle had a weird perception of what videogames were like

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yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

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STOP assigning pre-modern characters the trait “would commit tax fraud” without understanding how hard tax fraud was back in the days when a tax collector would physically come to your estate and assess your sitch. Do you have any idea how easy kids these days have it? You can just claim a few fake deductions or lie on a form and be a tax criminal. Your ancestors and fantasy faves had to work for those pennies.

Look at this house. This house has no mortar so it can be collapsed or moved to avoid taxation. That’s the sort of innovation I need to be seeing before you can call anyone in a feudal society a tax fraudster. They need to be hiding warehouses of goods, shoving grandpa in the basement to dodge the censusman, starting small regional wars, fleeing their villages in a constant semi-nomadic race against the forces of government, registering twins as a single child, or putting their life on the line to sell blackmarket bread. Come back when you have some tax fraud I can respect, not just a guy who looks kind of sleazy and sometimes does paperwork.

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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💜 / There are much scarier things than you, and I’m one of them. 

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There is no more hollow feeling than to stand with your honor shattered at your feet while soaring public reputation wraps you in rewards. That's soul-destroying. The other way around is merely very, very irritating.

--Aral Vorkosigan, A Civil Campaign by Lois McMaster Bujold

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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…Words fail me.

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Roxanne “Roxy” Spaulding aka Freefall from Gen 13. Her superpower is the gravity manipulation. . . #roxyfreefall #roxyspaulding #roxannespaulding #freefall #gen13 #gen13comics #dc #dccomic #detectivecomics #gravity #90s https://www.instagram.com/p/ByQoESgAWSV/?igshid=1c1lfzx7fc3sw