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i will never listen to anyone saying that being a child/teenager is the best years of your life because when you're 22 you can just decide you want cookies and then in like 25 minutes you have cookies. could a child do that i think not
#as a teenager i did that alot actually...#as an adult? i have to be 'responsible for myself' and also i have a 'job' so im too tired to make cookie#consider that
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ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life. ok
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>first day of a class that the professor stresses is very difficult
>ask if it’s challenging material or taught poorly
>professor doesn’t understand
>pull out a diagram showing what is challenging material and what is taught poorly
>professor laughs and says “it’s a good class, sir”
>look inside
>taught poorly
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A lotta transfeminine resources tend to neglect that estrogen will give you the more stigmatised parts of having a female body as well as the cool stuff. Like. I have cellulite on my thighs. Stretch marks everywhere. Its so cool and pretty and neglecting to mention this to transgender women simply shows how stigmatised they are.
Its also worth noting that your body will be imperfect the way all women's bodies are. You'll never fit the patriarchal ideal. It took me YEARS to love my breasts in all their wonkiness and stretchmark-ness, and then I once mentioned to a cis friend I used to feel self-conscious about them and she said "All women do at some point"
Like my point is we are women, and we have the same expectations of unachievable perfection placed upon us. But learning to love your body and your womanhood with its imperfections, its cellulite its stretch marks etc. Is very good.
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what you have to understand is that burgers are round and in their roundness they create a likeness of the great serpent but also create a circle of salt (there is salt inside a burger) meaning that burgers are a thing of consumption and rebirth, but one that is contained by itself. and through breaking this containment (taking a bite) a truth is released into this world (flavour) and you can lap at the teat of eternal truth (stop being hungry)
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also did want to clarify my wife didnt leave me permanently we're just long distance currently 😓
#came to visit and we saw the sequoias together!#realized that post wasnt like super clear. i just miss my wife tails
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where were the trees at.....
That particular photo was at Kings Canyon! Giant sequoias my beloved... just for you heres some more
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i dont want to be annoying about my trip but also my trip is all ive been thinking about since I came back from it...so you get a trees
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hey....what the fuck...
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The picture I sent my mom:
The picture I sent my husband:
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