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I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

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One of the best compliments you can give me is that I trigger your milk letdown.

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Getting horny for omegaverse was not on my bingo card for today and yet...

You’re welcome :)

I’m not generally really into omegaverse either given that it tends to be kind of bioessentialist, but I just thought it was funny in relation to that post I made the other day (and it appears there’s some dispute over it scientifically but there are a few studies backing up the ability to smell ovulation).

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Accidentally giving myself the Omegaverse alpha experience by walking around a public place and smelling that someone near me is pheromonally crying out to be bred but there’s nothing I can do about it because we’re in public.

I bet with sufficient effort I could train myself to reliably recognize when people are ovulating by smell. That said, this skill would probably end up being rather impractical at times because I feel like it would get annoying to catch whiffs of random people in public and think “wow, they’re breedable rn.”

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Another day waking up where there’s no older dyke with huge milky tits next to me to give me breakfast in bed from their nipples.

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Cultivating a reputation as a total sleazebag which I end up ruining because it turns out I'm actually very nice and treat my partners with the utmost respect and take good care of them.

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Setting aside the irony of idiot fascists who think they're feminists reblogging my post that's an indictment of them, I think once again that it's very amusing how quickly people will reblog a post without checking who it's by and thereby someone who spends all their time being mad about trans women will put a post by a trans woman on their blog. I cannot imagine not at least checking someone's blog before reblogging something to make sure it's not by someone awful.

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Turned off reblogs on my post about people promoting antifeminist ideas while believing themselves to be feminists because fascist stooges/useful idiots with zero self awareness wouldn't stop reblogging it. Being able to reblog my posts is a privilege and they just lost it.

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I feel like the best argument for why hypnosis doesn't exist (or at least doesn't work the way people seem to think it does) is that if it did, literally every company would be using it in advertising. It just doesn't make sense that there would exist some kind of way to control people's minds and it would be the domain of kink rather than marketing.

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I love being able to walk into a room and know that I am the most perverted person in that room.

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My haters need to get more creative.

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Surprised there aren’t more folks on here interested in adactylidium roleplay.

Incest, breeding, snuff, and cannibalism all in one.

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For Valentine's Day, you should buy your local tgirl some flowers. There's a significant chance no one's ever given her any before because even when out as women, people expect us to take the "male" role in courtship.

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Even the top moos.

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If you have a squirting dildo, you need to establish a good friendship with a trans girl who will let you jerk her off to fill your dildo.

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You have GOT to fuck butches bro. You gotta.

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Been listening to more rap music lately and it is incredibly funny to me that to straight people “strapped”/“strapping” means “carrying a gun” because my first impression of that word is a bit. different.