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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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Underneath it all I, like most people, simply desire to be loved and cared for.

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Milf who graduated before I was even born decides to talk to me at the bar, giving me tips on what to order for my first time. I thank her and we get to talking...

I make her cum for the first time in years. Her poor husband could never even give her a kid but now she's moaning on my gock and telling me to put a baby in her.

Soon enough I'm saved in her contacts and make sure to impregnate her waiting underused cunt every night <3

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Big maternal werewolf who adopts you and your brother and then you start building a city with your brother and he makes fun of your wall so you kill him.

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I neeeeed to breed a curvy butch with big tits

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Not an ICP fan but at least Violent J has his priorities in order.

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exhausted but satisfied breeding mount butch x clingy excitable rutty femme

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psstpsstpsstpsst here butchsubs, c'mere...

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Sometimes I see a discourse post and realize I have no idea what a bunch of the words in it mean but the words I do understand make me fairly confident I don't want to know what the others mean.

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If I were Frankenstein's monster I'd change my name so as not to be associated with that asshole doctor anyway.

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I feel like there is a middle ground between pointing out that trans women shouldn’t be obligated to top and reinforcing the stereotype that femininity equals submission and bottoming.

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It is puppyphobic to not let a cute puppygirl sniff your pussy btw.

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why dont u ever reblog pictures

Because I don’t want to. This is my blog and is generally a repository for horny thoughts I have and other people’s horny thoughts I liked, not a place for pictures. If you want to see pictures, go somewhere else.

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The problem with love is that it makes me want to be with them every moment of every day and that’s just not possible.

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I need to nurse on someone’s tit while they cradle my head in their hands and occasionally lift it up to kiss me.

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Sex with your clone is passé, threesomes with your past self and future self let you experience it 3 different times.