michaeldoor

[michaeldoor]

beloved mutual doesn't have boop button 19 dead 76 injured

[michaeldoor]

Idiot on idiot violence

[michaeldoor]

Boop 2: the boopening

[michaeldoor]

Learning how to use alcohol markers

[michaeldoor]

say gex

[michaeldoor]

if ever you find symbolism in my writing please tell me i’d like to know about it too

[michaeldoor]

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

[michaeldoor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/

[michaeldoor]

במקום שהן היו רק גרביים נשארו שסיפרו לו את הכל בהיגיון

הוא קנה אותן בזול

[michaeldoor]

reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?

[michaeldoor]

Okay, this might be slightly controversial in the tma fandom but…:

I actually really dislike Jurgen because of his inconsideration to how his books hurt people and hello Jon, Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

[michaeldoor]

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

[michaeldoor]

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

[michaeldoor]

I sneak up from behind and hit you over the head with a steel shovel. Very demure. I hack at your prone body again and again and again until there is nothing left where your head used to be but a bloody pulp mixed with sharp fragments of bone, before staggering off into the enveloping darkness of the forest. Very mindful.

[michaeldoor]

I have a new dungeon meshi au where everything is the same except for this

[michaeldoor]

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else