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Death note ⇢ Red

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PLUTO.  anyway, let’s get this show on road and start this blog up with a  STARTER CALL!

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  `  whoever's fuckin' trying to sneak up behind me, better fuck off. i ain't in the mood.  ’    GROWLED AND GLARED HE HAD, YET NO POSTURE TO TURN head back   ------   too much  ANGER BOILING IN ROTTED BLOODLINE  /  nose scrunched  t' take a sniff  :  cursed blind eyes painted with thy scars , such  rust collected  in past  ------    HOW HE HATED IT. 

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&.   DEPARTEDHIME.    —-    <  little, little princess  / with dry bones comes vengeful soul!  >

❝YeS!! yES!! hIgHer!! I wanT to Go HiGhER!!❞  a giggle left her, pleased with how high she was already, and to be asked if she wanted to go even more? of course she would say yes, a small bounce of her head and she is smiling, genuinely smiling like she used to so often   ❝mAke evERYonE sEE mY gLORY!!!❞

  `  glory, huh?  now i dunno' about that, think everyone can see that even without me  LIFTING YOU UP. hehehe, but if ye' say so..... ’   THOUGH HE TEASES THROUGH DRIED / LONG EXPIRED LIPS, the shark shall always bow : obey t' the princess  / not only fer' being THE RULER OF SUCH DEPRESSIVE SEA, but thy flashbacks of such smile   ---------   everyone in such state wished to see their lil' princess  happy. of course he lifts the princess up   ----   o' mighty princess of us all, show yer' CURSED LIGHT.   ` that better?  ’

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&.   ERORISUS.

                           `  ………… checkit . old man f'got his fuckin’ ambien             ’ DOOM WITH HELLHOUND PACING AFTER and rhapsody rung in hellish / heinous dissonance : with hands in pockets and tongue in cheek pursues he , WOLF - WAIF , mad , handsome cheek nuanced in nicety : copper - cruor , or ferric frenzy? IT’S A DOG - EAT - DOG WORLD , blest mordancy tempered in catastrophe’s kiln / whetted with woe and lap of withered tongue to lip akin ;  the kids are fucking menaces and they’ve earned themselves that right with tragedy worn in gold at their lapels               `  ’s ’kay , old man . how ‘bout i walk you back? heh . get my hours in .

                           ain’ safe no more            not in yer day – HEHE! i kid . yer ward uptown or – out back?    ’m curious .      you smoke?  ’

  ` shaddap, fucking krill'.  -----------   what's a  WEIRDO WITH A   SPOOKY ASS SMILE  gonna do t' me? ’   AIN'T RESTING FER' WICKED  /  SICK MINDED BUT ALLURING  milky taste fer' poisonous depression  /  reaching limits t' measures of   DAMN MENTAL BREAKDOWNS    -----   such fulfills daily life fer' olden male   /   dare he speaks such atrocities t' someone likes HIM : ancient predator, known fer' mysterious vanishing, expiring asses n' such should he not live   ------------------   but alas,  the deceased slipped here,  thy depressive prison : depressed sea,  eyeballs gouged like t'was pool soiled with BLOOD.   ` don't smoke anymore, 'kiddo   -----   i could, but there ain't to be seen 'ere. what's  BLOODY SMALL FLY  want from me?   thought an  FUCKIN' FEROCIOUS OL' SHARK  like me would've shit your damn undies.   -----------------   maybe i did,  could tell from those GOOBY ASS DAMN EYES  from ye'.....   ’

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【 ABOUT THE MUN 】

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TAGGED BY: @erorisus  ya fuckin bee fucker 

NAME: katarina    (   it’s a typical serbian name   ) NICKNAME: pluto, tetsu, plut plut, kaya. GENDER: nb female  ZODIAC: cancer HEIGHT: 5′6 SEXUAL ORIENTATION: asexual HOGWARTS HOUSE: gryffindor  FAVORITE COLOR: black and dark gray. i also like pastel purple.

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CURRENT TIME: 22:34 pm. listenin to undertale ost lmao  AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: depends. sometimes for 4-5 hours, sometimes 10-12 hours  LUCKY NUMBER: 19 LAST THING I GOOGLED: is there any way to murder donald trump’s hair  FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: lol mmm.  mondo oowada  (  danganronpa  ) ,  genos  ( one punch man  )  ,  samekichi ,  old  and princess mikotsu  (  wadanohara  )  ,  ivlis  (  the gray garden  )  ,  bart simpson  (  the simpsons  ) ,  asuka longley soryu  and  toji suzuhara   (  neon genesis evangelion  )  ,  garry  (  ib  )  ,  undyne  (  undertale  )  ,  alice liddel  (  alice:  madness returns  )  ,  and so on... NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: one,  but sometimes with two. FAVORITE SINGER OF A BAND: jimmy urine  DREAM TRIP: perhaps in florida,  but thts only bc i can meet my bf  /  also australia,  continent where i was born!!!!  aaaaaa

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WHAT DO YOU POST?: mostly aesthetics when i am feeling lazy,  but there are ooc’s and ic’s ..... stuff. y’know,,,, WHO ARE YOUR MOST ACTIVE FOLLOWERS?: right now its?  @byanger  like how tf do u do that...... jeez.  WHEN DID YOUR BLOG REACH ITS PEAK?: im not sure if it DID???? lmao im just so lazy these days and im dying squirtle ....  WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A TUMBLR?: i can only thank my friend who got me into roleplaying in the first place. she also showed me the tumblr roleplaying world and i got so immersed into it. im just, ah yes...  DO YOU GET ASKS ON A DAILY BASIS?: yeah i do WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL?:  megalodon  -  megalon  -  megalcn.  volia. #creativity 

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🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures. You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE

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PLUTO.  anyway, let’s get this show on road and start this blog up with a  STARTER CALL!

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👍 miko love shark dad but really the way you just have him seems really nice yeee

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PLUTO.   that’s okay, lil’ princess     ———————    old man likes you too. at  least  you aren’t as disgusting and a pain in the ass as  SOMEBODY WHO SHIMMIES AROUND…

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