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sometimes i think i'm hilarious
#THE DECEPTICON SHEETS STAY ON DURING SEX#<-prev tag#oh sweetie#there will be no sex had in those sheets
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Is this anything?
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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
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#some of the lore in pokemon is absolutely batshit insane#drifloon kidnaps children#gengar sucks ya soul out ya (YOUR ACTUAL SOUL#GENGAR DOES NOT SUCK YOU SILLY)#but yeah pokemon lore is fucked up
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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
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Diversity win! The man transing your gender with weird fucked up science is doing it consensually now due to a retcon!
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That feeling when the country is crumbling around you but old navy is having a sale
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Going non verbal at the function like
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How do you tell your teacher "I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders and I'm barely hanging on, plus now the president and what feels like the entire country hates me and wants me dead, so I couldn't find the time to read Gilgamesh, sorry about that" without sounding over dramatic? Like, I understand that school is important, but at the same time *gestures broadly*
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You know what? Fuck this. I'm going to use whatever fucking voice I want to, whenever the fuck I want to, and if people are going to be dicks about it, that is 100% on them. I'm so fucking tired of feeling like shit about my voice, and I'm done. So, if I sound femme, great! If not, oh well, it doesn't make me any less of a woman. And if I happen to sound like someone trying and failing to sound like a cis woman? It doesn't fucking matter. I know who I am, and just because my voice doesn't 100% align with that doesn't mean that I'm less of a person and deserve to feel like shit over it. And more than that, if I sound like a trans woman, then that's great! There's nothing inherently wrong with that. In fact, it's a good thing. It means that people see me for who I am, which is a trans woman. I'm never going to be a cis woman or have a cis woman's voice, and you know what? I'm finally okay with that. I've spent so much time seeing cis femininity as the goal, as the gold standard, when in fact there's something really beautiful about taking femininity and making it my own
#trans#transgender#voice dysphoria#tw dysphoria#im finally done with trying to adhere to the cis binary bullshit#im just going to be me and if i get killed doing that then ill know i died being me
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OKAY. I have a very clear thought of someone saying "go to slep you bastard". It's a feminine voice saying it, and I have no fuckin clue where this comes from. Is it from media? Is it from a podcast? I am crying for help, what the fuck is this from??????
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
#first movie i remember in theaters was robots (2005)#it was okay#for whatever reason this cast is stacked#ewan McGregor robin williams halle berry mel brooks#like what the actual shit#why is there so many good actors in this fuck ass movie
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people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.
#seriously though#going back to the op#he do though#willy wonkas got that wonky willy#if you know what i mean
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FUCK voice dysphoria. I hate that it still takes effort to do my feminine voice even though I've been using it for years. It's either make an effort literally every minute I talk, or use a voice that fucking sucks and makes me feel terrible about myself
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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results
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Being your mother's therapist is great because you get her stress and worries while also not getting paid
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free him
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