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Friends were having a lesbian crisis, and this is the result
Let’s play a game
Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.
My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)
Your turn!
@bookmovietvworm
@myfairkatiecat
@i-am-a-fish
@valtsv
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At the function straight goblin it, and by it, well, let's just say, my wawa
Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess
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*slips and falls down the stairs, landing with a comically large explosion*
From the bottom of the stairs in a pile of ashes: "Hot girl shit"
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I've had this satire headline stuck in my head for months, and I feel like it could be in The Onion or Reductress
I Went Searching for my Gilmore Girls Adventure in a Small Town, but it's Literally Just Racism
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Me when a minor inconvenience happens: *has a breakdown*
Me when a devastating event happens: "That's the way the cookie crumbles, I guess!"
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In my Yu-Gi-Oh voice: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-do dishes
#shitpost#yugioh#im so tired#this is a reference that like 3 people are going to get#is this anything
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Old man yaoi? Why, he's downtown wranglin up some fellas
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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice
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oh you're a cis woman? you look good i couldn't tell!
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In the they hit the Pentagon voice: they turned Scooter into a stripper!
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