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silly cat women that took waaaay too long for me to draw ;w; motivation has been at rock bottom for a while now

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kibty hapi :3

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kbity attempted render

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Canva says haii!! :3

model by me! 💜

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hello tumblr! it has been months since i have posted anything

but i just wanted to come and say that i have access to estrogen now!

yippee!!!

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I just

love this response

IS THERE A GLOINK KING?????? IS THERE A KINGDOMS OF GLOINKS? Or is there just the gloink Queen!? DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD TASTE LIKE NERDS CANDY ROPES AND LEATHER? I THINK SO….

The Gloink King looks like a normal gloink and dies immediately after mating.

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i found it as a single line of pixels smooshed into the top of my page

i hate microsoft word so much one of my huge textboxes has just

vanished

i am

so sad

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i hate microsoft word so much one of my huge textboxes has just

vanished

i am

so sad

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Oh no- @gooseworx

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why is the contraction of "will not" "won't" and not "win't"

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I was a security guard at a major art museum

Over the course of my time there: -A woman came in with a skirt made of neckties. Just. Neckties, all strung together to make a skirt. She had leggings on underneath, thank god. -Been asked for the Mona Lisa -Been asked for the Sistine Chapel -Been asked where the dinosaurs are -Been asked where the animals are -Been asked for “The Bitch With The Pitcher” (Vermeer’s “Woman with a Water Pitcher,” by the way)

-Been asked for “The Girl With The Pearl Earring”

-Been asked for the Mona Lisa

-Got bored and learned the name of every single one of the Buddhas

-Got bored and learned the name of five Chinese dynasties (long day in Asian Art)

-Chilled in the Buddha room

-Watched someone escorted out for trying to take a nude photo in the Arms and Armor section

-Been asked for the Michelangelo’s, then the Raphael’s, then the Leonardo’s, then the Donatello’s (they were naming ninja turtles) -Heard curator in Musical Instrument section play Night On Bald Mountain on giant historical pipe organ while laughing maniacally.

-Fielded a day when a filthy counterfit version of the museum program was disseminated among visitors, guiding them to the filthiest art in the museum – such as the painting of Cupid peeing on Venus

-guarded Cupid peeing on Venus

-Been asked for the Mona Lisa

-Been asked if I had seen the First Lady of Mexico (she had gone missing)

-Been asked for that one sculpture of Kronos that is featured in Percy Jackson WHICH DOESN’T EXIST GUYS (directed children to sculptures of Poseidon with trident instead, children were very happy)

-Witnessed two Secret Service Agents get into a swordfight with pieces of packing material.

-been asked by a very polite Fransiscan monk in full brown robes if he had found ‘One of us. He has gone missing.” -Found missing monk and returned him to the herd

-Coworker was asked for the Ark of the Convenant

-Same coworker was asked for the Baseball Hall of Fame

-stopped about 15,000 people from poking that one lion statue in the nuts -saw a woman in a banana suit with banana shoes take a picture in front of an Egyptian temple

-Been asked for the Mona Lisas (plural) 

I’ve got more but this is what I remember for now.

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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tail hell ye

no sure if i even like it

anyway im eepy, i'll finish it tomorrow

a wip

i like how its going so far but with aspirations for colouring and shading i might hate it by the time im done

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oops i forgot their tail

a wip

i like how its going so far but with aspirations for colouring and shading i might hate it by the time im done

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a wip

i like how its going so far but with aspirations for colouring and shading i might hate it by the time im done

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been playing nuclear throne again

i cant i wrote it off first time round

anyway heres the horror

guhb :3