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Poly Styrene: I Am a Cliché

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THE HARDER THEY FALL

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gosford park (2001) dir. robert altman

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a compilation of my favorite pride & prejudice posts 😌

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Emmett Cullen and Din Djarin have the same energy there will be no explanation if you know you know

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AND DRUGS MAKE ME CRAZY AND A CLAIRVOYANT TOLD ME ONCE I’VE GOT AN OLD SOUL OH LORD I WISH I COULD SING LIKE THAT BUT I DON’T PRACTICE ENOUGH

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Because I remember.

10 Caps from Velvet Goldmine (1998) directed by Todd Haynes

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Behind the scenes of Velvet Goldmine (1998) Dir. Todd Haynes

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And who’s to say she doesn’t?

yall talking about sam claflin and henry cavill being hot in enola holmes but have u seen helena bonham carter???

she looks like she knows something scandalous about me and will definitely tell everybody

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Emmet and Jasper in: Food Shopping for Bella

Jasper: Ok Emmett, we’re here, we have a goal, did you ask Bella what she needed?

Emmett: Was I… supposed to?

Jasper: Emmett, that was your one s i n g l e job, asking the human what she needed to eat

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Emmett: Ok so… like meat, right? I used to eat that shit a ton as a human. They dont sell deer, thats stupid, guess we’ll go with chicken.

Jasper: Em, she doesnt need 8 packs of chicken.

Emmett: Bro have you seen chickens, theyre so small, I could put an entire chicken in my mouth. Y'know what, I’ve seen a chicken near home. When we get home im showing you that I can put an entire chicken in my mouth-

Jasper: Emmett please god stop, I don’t doubt you can fit a chicken in your mouth, people are staring.

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Jasper: Ok, Edward said Bella likes salad. Do you know anything about salad.

Emmett: Do I LOOK like I have ever eaten a salad Jaz.

Jasper: Yeah fair honestly I dont even know why I asked.

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Emmett: Ok, we have a bunch of leaves, we have… vegetables of some description. What else did Eddie say she liked?

Jasper: Something about mushrooms, like a pasta, he said they had it in a resteraunt in Port Angeles. Lets go to the pasta section then.

Emmett: I am not entirely positive what a pasta is but when I find out, hooooo boy.

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Jasper: Ok so I’m not seeing any mushroom flavoured pasta, Em what do we do thats like… the only thing I can think of that it could be.

Emmett: *looking at a box with a triumphant look* Well, queue the hoooo boy because Jaz, I have found what we have been searching for.

Jasper: Wait, you did? What is it?

Emmett: *holding up box for Jasper to see* It says right here “mushroom shaped pasta” thats like, the same thing right?

Jasper: You are an absolute genuis.

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Emmett: OK, chicken?

Jasper: Check.

Emmett: Mushroom shapes?

Jasper: Check.

Emmett: Leaves?

Jasper: Check.

Emmett: Thats all I can think of, humans just need water and sun then they’ll get big and strong, right?

Jasper: Em, thats a plant, youre thinking of photosynthesis. Humans need food and sleep and warmth and happiness and stuff.

Emmett: Ok, I vote that I just improvise a bit and see what happens. Whats the biggest potential issue?

Jasper: Fair honestly, go wild I’ll meet you at the register.

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BONUS:

Emmett: Cullens, we have been hunting and we have RETURNED

Jasper: We did great, obviously

Alice, to Edward: Spoiler Alert; they didn’t do great

Emmett: Hush Alice, let me show our bounty. Mortal, come to us.

Bella: *wearily walking over* uh.. sure

Alice, mouthing to Bella: Be nice, they did their best.

Jasper: Firstly, we have, drumroll please… chicken.

Bella: Mmm

Jasper: And chicken

Bella: Oh

Jasper: And chicken

Bella: ..

Jasper: And chicken, and some more chicken, and finally, a bit more chicken.

Bella: Ok, awesome, thanks.

Emmett: Please Bella, save your praise for when we’re finished.

Bella: Y'know what, sure Emmett, please show me what else you have there, I would personally love to see it.

Emmet: Of course you would. Next up we have… salad!

Bella: Em, that just lea-

Emmett: Bella please, I know youre insanely greatful but as I said, save the praise for once we’re finished. I will only accept drumrolling at appropriate intervals. Jasper, next item please.

Jasper: We have mushroom pasta

Edward: Oh, thats actually a good one. Wait, Jasper, what is this?

Jasper: Its mushroom pasta..? Duh

Edward: Did you hear me talking about the thing from Port Angeles?

Jasper: Mhm, we thought we’d suprise her with her favourite.

Edward: Jasper, it’s called mushroom ravioli, and she’s only ever eaten it once, and I’m like 90% sure it was sub-par at best. Also, this is just mushroom SHAPED, it doesnt have any mushroom in it what-so-ever. I don’t even thi-

Alice, smacking edward over the head: Jasper its great, lets just move on to the next thing.

Emmett: Ok, speedround, you ready?

Bella: Absolutely not

Emmett: Cool, 1. Frozen corn 2. thin potatoes in a very large bag 3. An entire bag of B+ blood, no you may not ask where I found it 4. Tiny edible pillow things. 5. Finally… Tampons, idk it felt like a good idea.

Bella: Honestly thank you

Emmett: Also I need to show you something with a chicken I found, wanna see

Bella: Absolutely

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wheres the megamind fandom at we have to vote for him for president

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Sounds about white

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shout out to Karl Urban as Eomer for giving one of the most heart wrenching cries ever produced in cinematic history where you can essentially feel the anguish and shock that he is going through to find that his sister was on the battlefield, and is now injured, presumably dead. words cannot describe his pain.

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didyou know. i am in love  . with you so much 

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'Black Panther' was the last MCU movie I saw in theatres. That movie was such in important and formative experience for young Black children everywhere, because they got to see someone who looks like them not just as a sidekick, but as the hero of their own story. 'Black Panther' is what I wish I had as a child. But T'Challa wasn't the only hero he played. Jackie Robinson, James Brown, and Thurgood Marshall are all heroes in their fields, and he played them with grace, integrity, and power. This is a man whose loss will be felt forever. Every time you log into D+, when you sit down to watch a Marvel movie, at every con in every city, there is an emptiness that his passing leaves behind that will never be filled. I have a feeling that he knows who will be filling that suit in 2022, so to whoever it is: if he chose you, you are worthy of your place under that cowl and on that throne. He left it for you.

Rest in power, Chadwick Boseman.

Wakanda Forever

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Emitaï (Ousmane Sembène, 1971)