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mcuasvines · 4 years
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Tony: yo check out these Accords
Steve: fUCK YOUR ACCORDS
Tony: w-
Steve: FUCK YOUR ACCORDS
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Bruce: Hey tony, I’m here open up
Tony: AsAChildIWasForcedToEatDogFood—
Bruce: oPeN THe fUCKiNG dOOr
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Nick Fury: I want to see my little boy. Carol, carrying Goose: Here he comes.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Flash: Every time I go up there I feel like I do my best but he don’t.
Mj: Let me ask you a very fair question: what do you do successfully? Quickly.
Flash:
Mj:
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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*At Loki’s funeral*
Thor: Can I just have a moment alone with him?
Thor: Alright, listen faker. I know you’re not actually dead.
Loki, opening his eyes: yEAH, NO SHIT.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Tony: I’m so hurt.
Steve: We are all hurt.
Tony: Shut up! God. Just go sit over there.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Thor: I would but I just got to much to do tonight.
Thor: *plays “Get Ready For This” on a keyboard and drinking beer*
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Bucky: This is so dumb.
Sam, sitting on Bucky’s shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Bucky: You can- You can fly.
Sam: Hush now, James. I am searching.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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I literally just got here but I love your work and keep it up, friend❤️
Thank you! ♥
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Steve Rogers wielding Mjolnir: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Scott: So I just found out about Thanos....
Scott: Not good.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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MJ: Hey, Peter?
Spider-Man: What- wait, shit.
MJ: Yup, I knew it! It’s him!
Spider-Man: No, it just sounded like you said “Spider-Man!”
MJ: Hey, Peter.
Spider-Man: What?!
Spider-Man: GOD DAMMIT-
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Peter Quill about Thor: His hair? WACK. His gear? WACK. His jewelry? WACK. His foot stance? WACK. The way that he talks? WACK. The way he doesn't even like to smile? WACK.
Peter Quill: ME, I’M TIGHT AS FUCK.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Tony: I just got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Peter P: Is that a dog in a car?? *rolls down window* HEY WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE??
Dog: *barks*
Peter P: WHAT??
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mcuasvines · 5 years
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Tony, to Peter: When will you learn, when will you learn, that your actions have consequences!?
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mcuasvines · 6 years
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Tony: I’m so old Peter.
Peter: Yeah.
Tony: You’re supposed to say that I’m not old.
Peter: But you are.
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