I now identify as traditional cider apple cultivar originating from the village of Yarlington
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
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Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.
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Dr Jack Seward truly writing like my cat when I refuse to let him steal food off my plate
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Lucy: You simply MUST meet Doctor John Seward! You and he would get along delightfully he is just your interest were it not for your engagement with Jonathan ♥️♥️♥️
John Seward:
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i love being subscribed to dracula daily as a person that only knows the broad plot of the book Dracula. i feel like im going out for lunch with jonothan harker and hes telling me about a ye olde grinder hookup he had that was basically a tour of the red flag factory
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What Synchronicities Mean in Tarot Readings
Tarot is read symbolically, so any visual coincidences must be interpreted accordingly.
If everyone is facing right
Advice: Keep moving forward.
Prediction: The future is bright.
Love: Someone new is coming.
Health/Finances: Things are improving.
If everyone is facing left
Advice: Let go of the past.
Prediction: You will stay stuck.
Love: A former love is coming back.
Health/Finances: Things are deteriorating.
If everyone is looking straight ahead
Advice: Live in the moment.
Prediction: You will be under the spotlight.
Love (Couples): This person is the one.
Love (Singles): Something inside you is blocking it.
Health/Finances: It is up to you what happens next.
If everyone is sitting down
Advice: Calm down.
Prediction (Positive): You will reclaim your throne.
Prediction (Negative): You will be put in your place.
Love (Positive): This relationship is stable.
Love (Negative): This relationship is stagnant.
Health/Finances: Stability is coming.
If everyone is standing up
Advice: Take a stand.
Prediction (Positive): You will have complete control.
Prediction (Negative): You will be challenged by a rival.
Love (Positive): There is passion in this connection.
Love (Negative): Someone is planning to leave.
Health/Finances: An upgrade is about to happen.
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my gen z culture is never going to parties
Gen z culture is going to a party and clinging to that one extrovert that knows everyone
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Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it
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There are 27 days until HALLOWEEN
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floating forever with you
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unfortunately touch a touch a touch a touch me is one of my favorite glee covers
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G'mar Chatima Tova to all observing Yom Kippur. Please be safe if you are fasting today and may your soul be sealed in the book of life this 5782. ❤
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There are 49 days until HALLOWEEN
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