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little comic I made inspired by this post by @vaskemire :))

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This is my “if dick casually mentioned he did a little ballet in the circus so Bruce buys him some choes nd he’s instantly hooked on them forever” au

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I love drawing speedsrers rynning

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Something I hope there will be time to explore in s3 (I mean, with all the changes, they will have bigger issues to deal with than some interpersonal squabbles, but one can hope) is Euclase's relationship with Ryung after the reveal of his relationship with Eugene

He was just so happy about this, he's gonna be so sad.

Especially considering the whole scene when he almost figured out their relationship when he bumped into Ryung at Eugene's. He seemed so hurt because he thought they were best friends. And that scene also had a callback to this moment with this;

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Normalize an Alfred Pennyworth who is absolutely dogshit at his job. This freshly legal little slut moved to the Big Smoke to pursue his dreams of acting then did military service then immigrated to fucking new jersey probably bc it was cheaper than new york. then he got a job as a valet or housekeeping staff or some shit at the mansion of Most Rich and Killable Couple On The Eastern Seaboard and you KNOW his slutty ass slept his way to the top. pennywaynes truther martha and thomas were swingers and i'll DIE on that hill. so they are obsessed him and he's blowing out backs while the rest of the house staff talk mad shit in the kitchen and then Alfred's sugar mommy and daddy get fucking SHOT and have named him the GUARDIAN of their CHILD and he has to shape the fuck up. BUT HE STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JOB. this cunt aint got experience running a household, he's british and can't cook for shit, landscaping cleaning bills property management HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR. and this is too much. so he fires the entire staff. and then single parents what will become the most emotionally fucked up human being on the face of the planet.

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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just realized the app ive been using for writing has an export to ao3 option. this is what the people have been asking for.

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When your dog doesn’t understand that the whole point of a ”walk” is to, you know, walk

I SAW THE MOVIEE here’s just a couple really quick ones I did! (close ups underneath):

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well this fucking sucks

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THIS MAY START AT MIDNIGHT FOR ME, BUT IT'S A SATURDAY AND I WILL NOT HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING

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Transportation

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microdosing on being in a cave by reaching elbow deep into a giant bag of cold flour

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kpdh au pt.2

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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Its currently 33°C in Sweden, which is really fucking hot and people are struggling, AND OF COURSE American / Australian fuckers have to chime in like ROFL YOU THINK THAT'S HOT???? MY CUNT IS LITERALLY ON FIRE AS WE SPEAK NOW THAT'S HOT HA HA HA

Like YEAH? You're used to the heat? It's a NORDIC COUNTRY, WE'RE NOT USED TO TEMPERATURES OVER 20-23°C DURING THE SUMMER??? actually fuck off I hate you all.

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