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pour one out for noobmaster69

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We didn’t start the fire-Marvel mash-up of the past decade

I didn’t get this on my dash so I’m suing everyone

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A Kissing Prompt List

Places Where People Kiss:

In the rain.

In a vehicle.

In the street.

On the sidewalk.

In the shower.

In the kitchen.

In the snow.

Under the stars.

In the moonlight.

By the river.

In the water.

In the bedroom.

In a bar.

At a party.

At the other’s place.

By a campfire.

Reasons to kiss:

Life or Death

Love

Celebration

Longing

Missing the other

Relief

Lust

Need

No reason at all

Admiration

Power

First Kiss

Confessing feelings

A bet

Sad or hurt feelings

First date

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Can you hear me sobbing

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND DONT TOUCH ME

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Endgame + text posts

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I find that there’s a pressure to type up a long and eloquent review comment for every chapter of a fic, and I feel bad when the only thing I can say is “great fic!!!” Or “loved this!” I’m sure I’m not the only one who sometimes won’t comment at all because my comment is ~useless~ or not constructive. Do fic writers even care about the tiny comments? Should I even bother?

For a perfect example of how much the simplest of comments can mean to an author, take a look at this ask. 

Sometimes all someone needs to hear is “I liked this” and it brightens their whole day. Sometimes a simple :) is all it takes to prompt a new chapter. Don’t feel like you need to craft an epic literary critique or a  flawlessly written sonnet to make an author happy. Just let them know that they did a good job. They’ll appreciate it :)

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Six Sentence Sunday

Since a few people were confused in the tags on this post I thought I’d explain.

Six Sentence Sunday is a writing thing where, on Sunday, you post six sentences from an unfinished work. It can be a new fic, a new chapter of a WIP, or even something you’re not sure you’ll ever post. 

Choose an excerpt from any section (and it doesn’t have to be six sentences) and post it, letting people know what it belongs to or indicating that it’s something you’re working on. 

People get a preview of what’s coming. You get some feedback on what’s there. If they like it, you might get some reblogs that will generate more interest in your story or you as a writer. 

You can find loads of examples by searching for this on tumblr (sometimes tagged “Sunday six”) 

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I’d like everyone to see this

{Credit to amalasrosa on Twitter}

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Noah Fence but the greatest comic based on Dungeons and Dragons is IDW’s D&D Shadowplague because it fully captures the hilarity and chaos involved in a typical D&D game 

And there is no scene that shows this more prominently than the scene in which Not-Aragorn challenges an Orc Chieftain to single combat. 

“Gruhn choose rock” 

At the end of this fight, they find a common enemy and are no longer at odds (for now)

Anyway D&D Shadowplague from IDW is great and I love it dearly

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why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. no one should be terrified of every tiny little mistake they might make. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow and change.

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staff: no more nsfw tags

Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!?

Intellectuals:

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i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

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Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man