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matrixjr12-blog · 5 years ago

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why is this the funniest thing ive seen all day

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my sleep paralysis demon kissing me goodnight

30,000 bad kidz in the club 😎🤙

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matrixjr12-blog · 6 years ago

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reprogram em to remove their sentience

In the future, sex robots will probably have to start an R2MeToo movement.

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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Ninja level : expert

Lasers.

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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the earliest mmd video on youtube

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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If i ever have kids, im gonna have at least 726 and name them all George. Then my army of Georges will lead me to victory.

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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How do you spell his name?

Ulluqiorriiaia

#uluquiorria?#uluqiorra?#help me please #im dying to know hooooow

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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First time i saw a tumblr post showing off merch i was like "cool, nice shirts". Then in the description i just saw : "Right Left Right Left Right Left" ... Lemme say i was trying to figure out wtf were they trying to summon

#confusing #first time #lol #wtf #merch on tumblr #tumblr on merch

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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What do sponsored instagram posts feel when they get kajillion bajillion likes?

Company sponsoring post: We have a variety of different furniture for our customers to choose from *Gets 1,773,499,374 Likes* Company: Fuck off and buy our stuff you twats

#bet u didn't read the number #wtf #like seriously #why so many likes?#buy the stuff ffs #dammit

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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DickasaurusRex

#doodlepost #tumblr doodles #draw me #Dick #Dinosaur #Dickosaur #plz don't judge me #wtf

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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When standing in public...

Dick : Hello Me : Not now, we're in public Dick : Are you engaging in the sex now? Me : No, and dont u da.. Dick : UP UP AND AWAY BOIIIISSSS Me : ... Society : Fuck you rapist guy boner having fucker

#dick #erection #publicerection #i swear im not a rapist #dear god help me

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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Sometimes i mix up To Be Honest with the letters TBH

I end up saying Tee Bee Hee and it’s embarrasing

#tbh #mixup #stupid #stupidity #idk #wtf

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matrixjr12-blog · 7 years ago

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First time getting laid is always the worst

It's like two seals aggressively rubbing against each other...