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Yeah so, reincarnation is real, but when they started this whole operation they only made like a billion souls for all the living creatures on earth. yeah it's not a super big deal because souls are trans-temporal so they can just reincarnate backwards or forwards depending on what's needed but it does mean at any given moment in time there are 120 beetles, 98 dandelions, 43 tetra fish, 12 tree frogs, 6 spiders, 3 poison ivy plants, 2 mice, 2 house cats, an elephant shrew, a crayfish, a crow, a raccoon, a poodle, a turkey vulture, a goat, a donkeys, a binturong, 2 fig trees, a jackal, a dolphin, an alligator, a hyena, a bison, a giraffe, a turkey vulture and 8 humans who are all just overlapping incarnations of you. sorry.

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I used to touch the screens of old TVs and computers

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Finally got a picture of this mold spore in focus

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my god, they’ve reached the airport

with the power of aviation they can reach anywhere in the world

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Some people in fandom desperately need to become obsessed with something SUPER niche and obscure. Something with like 10 active fans at the very most. Something with only 6 fics if you're very lucky, all but one written by the same dedicated fan. Something where when you do find a fan account, it's been innactive for years. Something that's not available on streaming and its only physical release was never released in your country. Let it humble you.

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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sacrifice

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Controversial ways i'm raising my children

• I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults

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[Image ID: Discord screenshot reading "tim is convinced he is the most normal person in the batfam and in return the batfam is at all times pretending this is true because if he realizes he's the most buckwild insane he WILL go supervillain and they can't handle another one right now" End ID]

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American Coworker: hey how do you spell Krzysztof's name Me: oh, with a K Them: cool Me: 😊 Me: wait shit no that's not useful at all let me spell it for you Them, having already written down Kristoph down: why, how hard can it be?

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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you think shen yuan ever pats down his robes and has a whole heart attack cus he can't find his phone in his pockets and he starts looking around in a panic and making everyone around him also panic because he lost something!!! before then suddenly realizing—oh, right.