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My gift for @caljudai for @natsume-ss exchange! I hope you like it!!

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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

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The trope of LBH thinking SQH is his dad is hilarious, even more so depending on the time he formed this misconception. Disciple LBH would resent him but still yearn for affection. Post-abyss LBH wouldn't acknowledge him and would rather not look at his 'father' pathetic behavior.

Now imagine LBH being told that Tianlang-jun is his dad, and he immediately thinks SQH gave birth to him instead of realizing that SQH is unrelated to him.

There would be multiple instances of LBH hearing SQH mumble about his children, and he freaks out that he has siblings.

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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yeah they go way back 🐶🦾

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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This guy won’t leave

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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Dandadan really comes out and says that spirits should be treated with kindness and respect because what they are now is not a representation of who they were in life. They were once normal people who, through no fault of their own, have gone through something horrible, and that deserves compassion.

But fuck aliens though, for real.

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New Tom Cardy! Get your new Tom Cardy here!

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Characters from Transcendental cha cha cha by Tom Cardy

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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

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We never beating the Glup Shitto allegations