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bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

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feels like fake news

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Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?

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me, pressing play on daredevil: born again: WE ARE SO BACK

me, 17 minutes later: WE ARE SO OVER.

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Mav: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Ice, walking past: Cannibalism.

Mav: *confused chewing noises*

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Iceman: *slips and almost falls on a patch of ice*

Iceman: Not a word out of your mouth, Mitchell.

Maverick: I didn’t even say anything!

Iceman: You were thinking it too loudly, asshole.

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Warlock: I trust Maverick.  Cyclone: You think he knows what he's doing?  Warlock: I'm not sure I'd go that far.

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boaf of dem!

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Hey now I love you too @themoonyandthestar 😘

Heyyyyy booooooo @topgunruinedme 😘😘😘

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Heyyyyy booooooo @topgunruinedme 😘😘😘

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Monica Barbaro photographed by Cibelle Levi

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Goose: Between Slider, Mav and Ice, there are three braincells. Goose: And Ice has all three of them.

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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This one is called “Carole’s Colors”, and it’s Goose’s flag with Carole’s dress in a similar fold 😭 your honor they were in love

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Mav: Okay, in my defense- Ice: You have no defense, you're an idiot Mav: That was a large part of my defense...

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Bilingual Ice, my beloved. Translating Polish idioms word for word, randomly switching languages when he's tired around people he feels comfortable with, calling things Polish terms because they fit better, and getting frustrated when no one understands and there's not a good enough English equivalent.

Slider has known him long enough that he understands what he's trying to say and just nods along, he basically has A1 level Polish at this point, and he's helping Mav learn all the Ice-isms.

Ice who swears in Polish when the situation really calls for it. One time, a lieutenant walked to his office and overheard him muttering God knows what - didn't understand a word, only that it sounded so fucking angry that he figured his request can wait.

Ice who, as is the age old curse, forgets words sometimes, and Mav would never dare make fun of him for it, unless he's really desperate for something to deflect with.

Like when Ice is yet again lecturing him on how he should drive his own damn bike, except this time it's kind of different, because Ice sounds genuinely worried, more than before, and it's a hell of lot harder to just dismiss him.

But then Ice shuts up in the middle of a sentence. He's taken a quick breath to continue angrily, says, "You need-!" and then nothing. He opens his mouth on a word that isn't coming and Mav really needs a way out of here, so he dares to smile.

"I need to what?"

"Odpierdol się," Ice mutters, which is a phrase Mav is more than familiar with. Fuck off.

A saving grace, for both of them, probably, comes in the form of Slider casually strolling through the door. He lifts an eyebrow at the two of them standing in the middle of the room, and Ice huffs as he gives up on trying to remember the word he wants on his own.

"Slider," he says, still somehow keeping up the exasperated tone he was using on Mav. "Kask."

Slider grins wide. "He's yelling at you to wear a helmet again, huh?"

Ice throws his hands up. "He might not be so lucky the next time he crashes!"

"You crashed?"

Oh no, this is not working out the way Mav wanted it to, at all. "I didn't!" he tries to defend himself. "I just got scraped!"

"You fell off the bike!" Ice reminds him rudely. "You need to wear- the goddamn thing!"

Mav grabs onto the slightest hesitation in his voice like a drowning man scrambling for the last inch of the rope. "You mean the helmet?"

"Yes! The fucking helmet!"

Mav looks to Slider for help, truly a last ditch attempt, but he just shakes his head. "You really should, you know."