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I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

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honestly this will probably happen to me

especially now that ive rebloged it

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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Peter: ʸᵉᵃʰ, ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ?

Peter: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."

Peter: Help.

Natasha: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

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7#

Peter: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉ 'ᵍ' ᶦⁿ 'ᵍᶦᶠ' ᶦˢ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗ? Tony: Go the fuck to sleep Peter: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵍᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ? Tony: Fuck You

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6#

Peter: ᴰᵃⁿᵈᵉˡᶦᵒⁿˢ ˢʸᵐᵇᵒˡᶦᶻᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᶦⁿ ˡᶦᶠᵉ Ned: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Peter: ᵁⁿᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍᵉᵗᶦᶜ. ᴴᵃʳᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ. ᶠᵉʳᵃˡ, ᶠᶦˡˡᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵘⁿˡᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵇʳᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ʷᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵒˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠᵘˡˡʸ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵒʸ. ˢᵗᵘᵇᵇᵒʳⁿ. ᴴᵃᵖᵖʸ. ᴮᵃˢᵗᵃʳᵈᵒᵘˢ. ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵇᵉᵉˢ. ᴴᶦᵍʰˡʸ ᵈᶦˢᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ˡᵃʷⁿˢ. ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʷᶦˢʰᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵃʳʳᶦᵉᵈ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᴵ ᵈᶦᵉ. MJ: edible

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5#

Peter: ᴴᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵃ ᶠᵘⁿ ᶜʰʳᶦˢᵗᵐᵃˢ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ. ᵂᵉ ʰᵃⁿᵍ ᵐᶦˢᵗˡᵉᵗᵒᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵏᶦˢˢᶦⁿᵍ, ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᴵᴳᴴᵀ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᶦˢ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᶦᵗ. Ned: Peter no. MJ: Mistlefoe. Ned: Please stop encouraging them.

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4#

Steve: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Tony: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Thor: More or less, I guess... Nat: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Clint: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Bruce: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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3#

Steve, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Tony: Hey.

Thor: Hi.

Nat: Hello.

Clint: Hey!

Steve: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Bruce: We were out of Doritos.

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ᶠ ᴿ ᶦ ᴱ ⁿ ᴰ

one of my friends likes the fandom side (a little) of marvel, enough to ship lokius!!!! and he’s straight

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2#

Loki: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Peter: ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᶜᵃʳᵈˢ.

Loki, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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1#

peter: ᵃ ᵗʰᵉᶦᶠ.

tony: a theif?

peter: ᵃ ᵗʰᵉᶦᶠ.

tony: I before E, except after C

peter: ᵀʰᶜᵉᶦᶠ.

peter:  ᴺᵒ.

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Peter: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Loki: You're right, Peter.. Violence can't be the answer.

Peter, surprised: Exactly, Mr. Loki! Now, on to the next lesso-

Loki: Violence is the question.

Loki: And the answer is yes!

Peter: No!!

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bitches be like "this is my comfort ship" and it's literally at least one, but usally both of the most traumatized characters together

it's me, i'm bitches <3

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Yeah