marswin

[marswin]

tan: hey guys what’s up?

peem: hi tan

tan: uh why is toey looking at you like you betrayed him or something

toey staring at peem with an open jaw and hurt in his eyes:

peem: oh he’s been like that for 10 minutes i explained to him that there's no way to know if we’re actually seeing the same colors for example, what I see as "red" might look like "blue" to him but since we’ve both been taught to call that color "red" we assume we're seeing the same thing when in reality the colours we see could be totally different but we’d never know because we use the same names for them

tan looking distressed: that… that’s an awful thing to say to someone

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peem: guys we have no money so no drinks this month

pun: awwe it's okay

tan: yeah you do your best peem

Q: sell the playboy

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peem: i was out for dinner with my boyfriend phum and mid conversation I notice he's absolutely not listening to me but looking longingly at another table and making mad love eyes so I turn around-

peem: and a fucking labradoodle is locked in a trance with him

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phum: you got any 'i secretly hate you'

peem: i got unconditional love

phum: *starts weeping in peem's arms*

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pun: the doctor said all my blood is internal

pun: that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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tan: who's that guy with the weak achilles heel

fang: repeat that to me

tan: i don't know... was it hercules?

fang tired: sure

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peem: would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

chain: i would slap tan for free

tan tearing up: i’m your best friend??

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tan: one of us is still it from a game of tag

chain: ...

Q: way to fuck up my tuesday

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fang: okay i'm leaving

tan: oh- time for me to go too

Q: do you do everything fang does?

tan: is that even a question

Q: if fang jumped off a bridge would you?

tan: ...do you really want me to answer that

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peem: i'm gonna go pick up some milk

phum: okay

peem: ...

peem: you're not coming with? :(

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i can't but i'm willing to fight phum khaopan

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unnamed ex: welcome to the fuck tan club

unnamed ex 2: where we talk abt how much we hate tan

fang: i... i think i misunderstood

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post ep5 2/4

phum: u aren't mad at me right? 🥺

peem internally: fuck well now i HAVE to date him

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chain: can you cut me some slack pun? i’m sort of in love

pun: i’m sorry but that’s really not my problem

chain: i’m in love with you

pun blushing: oh... that brings me in the loop a little

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peem: you know what's sexy?

phum smirking: what?

peem: leaving me alone.