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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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This fucks dude. Your blog is way better

Art by Essi Välimäki

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literally obsessed with the design of blobjects

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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Everyone's posting their top moment from 2023, so here's mine, an actual exchange I had on Grindr

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can't stop thinking about how silly executioner's swords look. you could flip burgers with that thang.

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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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just learned that high levels of iron oxides can turn water red and create lakes of "blood"

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Obsessed with this actually

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i moved an old couch into my rabbit's room and i expected it to take a few days or weeks for her to transition from her brown bathmat to her new bed, but no. princess honeybun is well aware that she's god's most special little princess