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mangomonger · 13 days ago

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oh you're autistic? how did you eat fast food nuggets when you were a child

#i'll go first i would eat the crunchy outer skin bit first THEN the chicken from inside #my mother absolutely hated me for it she would HATE taking me to mcdonalds #another thing i just thought of #whenever i would play acnl and i went on the beach i had to take off the socks and shoes because ??? idk #autism #autism rules

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mangomonger · 17 days ago

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the word hopital makes me think the real word is hopistal and that sounds like a hot pistol which is way better than the alternative cold pistol

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mangomonger · 1 month ago

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part of me is hoping that toby fox saying "guys it'll 100% come out in 2025" means its coming out jan 1 2025

#it was him that lied abt the release dates of deltarune right?#and not scott cawthon??#deltarune #toby fox

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mangomonger · 1 month ago

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dragon prince s7 spoilers

LOSING MY SHIT AT FUCKING ZUKO VOICING ZYM????? HELLO???????

#the dragon prince #the dragon prince s7 #tdp #tdp spoilers #tdp s7

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mangomonger · 1 month ago

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reading beastars what do you mean rizz killed the alpaca is that like curiosity killed the cat

#beastars #beastars spoilers #is this spoilers ? im very late to the fandom

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mangomonger · 2 months ago

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people be like "u dont learn things from one day to the next" um yes you do i literally had a dream about knitting last night and now ive knitted two gloves with no prior experience of knitting thank you very much

#knitting #slightly joking i had attempted knitting before and im a crocheter but i wasnt able to get knitting down pat #everything unraveled in that dream and now i know how to knit no pun intended #its like all the trade secrets were revealed to me in a prophecy and i was bestowed the gift of knitting (how the FUCK do you tubular bind)

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mangomonger · 2 months ago

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HELLO???? TELL ME WHY KLANCE JUST BECAME CANON IN MY TOMODACHI LIFE AND LANCE HAD TO PICK BETWEEN ALLURA AND KEITH HELLO????

#AND SUSELLE BECAME CANON TOO #tomodachi life #voltron #klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #allura

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mangomonger · 2 months ago

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schrodingers death where whenever i think about dying i go oh no! i'll be so sad :( ,no i wont i'll be dead,,, oh no thats sad!!

#and then i feel like im in an abyss

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mangomonger · 2 months ago

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good morning gays of tumblr i present to you my miis that i (mostly) havent seen anywhere else and i think u would enjoy

#mii #tomodachi life #miis #3ds #noelle holiday #sans undertale #takashi shirogane #lance mcclain #keith kogane #banana in pyjama #cc max #camp camp max #camp camp #voltron #undertale #deltarune #utdr

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mangomonger · 2 months ago

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might be a bit of a reach but i was thinking about the japanese work ethic (bc my coworkers r japanese n its very noticeable that im a lazy cunt) and MAYBE there is a meaning there w daisuke being implied japanese and his work ethic being an internship words i dont have brain capacity for this

#lmk if im just absolutely reaching but #i dont have the brain this fandom has #mouthwashing #daisuke mouthwashing

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mangomonger · 2 months ago

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