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yall ever yap for 6 hours straight and both of you forget to eat because you yapped the entire time

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hiii farcille nation

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joels world of shit song with mouthwashing jimmy i think matches

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the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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whag if i want to (macquarie harbour july 23)

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reasons.

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what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone

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kill the shift manager in your brain

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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

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the anger seething in my body when i forget to reblog to the correct blog,,,,

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FOUR MORE YEARS!

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated