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omg i paced too much and now my feet are swollen like an old person wtf

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My maladaptive daydreaming is slowly becoming a full cardio workout

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my hobbies include listening to music and pretending i’m not real

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“They say we are losing sleep, That we’re caught in a daydream. But we’re just free falling, Like glitter on the concrete.”

— Borgeous, They Don’t Know Us (via maladaptive–daydreamers)

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Mom: What are you smiling at?

Me, hours of daydreaming flashing before my eyes: nothing

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RONAN LYNCH TAKES MALADAPTIVE DAYDREAMING TO THE NEXT LEVEL

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blasting my silly little music and creating my silly little daydreams so i don’t lose my silly little mind

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~ hello everyone <3

I'm returning to tumblr after a long hiatus, is this community still active? Thinking of regularly sharing resources again :)

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Do you ever get that daydream plot that is just so **spicy** that you start pacing twice as fast

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song of the week 🖤

(its been a hot minute)

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You know. Watching movies can be the best and worst thing ever. Like yay you have a completely new plot for your daydreams but at the same time you kind of just have to sit in one place for like an 1.5 hours without any daydreaming. Not fun

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For people with maddblock….

In case you just can’t get the inspiration flowing, here are a few daydream plots that i really enjoyed using!

(Most of these are fantasy)

Happy daydreams:

Karaoke night out with the paras

You’ve just encountered a magical creature in the forest. You try to earn its trust with your poket lunch

You’re a dragon riding teacher. Today you have to teach the kid with the worst fear of heights you have ever seen how to fly, and decide to give them a ride with you while you explain them the basics of aerodynamic

You’re a time traveler and during a trip back in the past you meet a person from a certain group that, at the time, was extremely oppressed (woman, gay, black, all three?). You tell them how things are going to get better with time and answer all of their questions. With one last gift, you take them to the future. (The person could also be a fictional character, it doesn’t have to be an oc)

You and your paras are ready to perform on stage in front of an enormous audience. You go out there and kick ass. Take as much time at making the performance perfect as you want

You’re the old beekeeper with the funny hat that lives in the cottage over the hill and rarely goes to the village or speaks with people. One day, a group of kids visits your house after one of its members was stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction and you, being the person nearest to them and the one with the greatest knowledge of the tiny animals, were the best help they could find. After making sure the kid is alright, you offer them some of your honey and they start to get comfortable enough to ask you questions about yourself. Thus, you find yourself telling them the old tale of a woman, a noble gentleman, a nymph of the forest, an angel with an eyepatch and a weirdly shaped fishing rode, the one that brought you where you are now

Adventure/Action Scene daydreams:

You’re a detective that, after almost ten years of playing cat and mouse, has finally managed to find the crime boss you basically based your career on, but you’re out of bullets and trapped in the building with him while he’s still armed. Being forced to hide, you realize that the only way to get out of there alive is by buying yourself enough time for the cops to arrive, and you plan to do this by making him talk; but be careful: the criminal is no fool and if you can’t distract him enough he can use your voice to track you position

The battle has already begun once you get to the castle, and things aren’t looking good for your allies. Their troops are surrounded and your leader is wounded and fighting what looks like is going to be their last battle. Realizing you have no other choice, you turn into your godlike form (or you could be a dragon, or any kind of powerful monster) and break through the enemy lines leaving a bloodbath behind you. Using every glimmer of power in you, you sprint towards your leader

It’s been two long years of living a lie but in the end you finally find a way to get access to the Nazi’s archives which contain their records on “suspected jews, homosexuals, gypsies, et cetera”. After breaking into the room and locking the door behind you, thanks to the many hours spent observing the surveillance, your calculations tell you that you have about ten minutes to burn it all down

Some kind of anti-mainstream asshole has strapped a bomb to a chair in the building you work in to kill you instead of stabbing you in the gut like every other normal fucking human being on this earth would. Bad news: you know nothing about bombs. Good news: someone in the building knows how to defuse the bomb. Bad news: the guy is strapped to the same chair the bomb is strapped to and can’t see it. You have five minutes

You can go back in time to try and save only one historical figure from an assassination, an execution, an unfortunate accident or whatever. Who do you try to save and how do you do it? Do you succeed? And if you do, how are you going to deal with the person’s multiple questions afterwards?

Romantic daydreams:

You and your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner have been writing letters to each other (no emails, cuz you’re some classy bitches that’s why) but you’ve never seen each other in person. All you have is a vague description scattered across the twentieth of April and the thirteenth of October of last year. One day you hear someone knocking at your door, and the person is holding the small envelope you’re always waiting for every week and their face looks somehow familiar.

Your friends dared you to seduce the vampire that lives in the woods near your town. You may not be gay, but fifty dollars are fifty dollars. Once you get to know them, tho, you seem to be slowly falling head over heels for them. Unfortunately you’re running out of excuses to explain why you always sneek out in the middle of the night, and your parents accidentally saw the blood bag under your arm

M A R R I A G E P R O P O S A L, B I T C H

In your world, you have a birthmark of the first physical contact you have with your soulmate. Your mark is unlike any you’ve seen before: it partially covers your arms and spreads over you chest in an uneven pattern that resembles some sort of leaves and doesn’t seem to match with any other human being on earth which makes pretty much no sense, until you launch yourself and tackle from behind the angel that just tried to steal your fucking wallet

You and your partner go to an amusement park to chill for a bit. Things don’t go as expected

You and your partner are sitting over a small hill and watching the sunset turn the sky gold. The game of cards lays forgotten between you while the sheet you wrapped around both of your shoulders sways gently in the wind. You’re happy

You said that you were open for anything for your date but kidnapping the president of the United States of America wasn’t really on the list tbh

After a couple (ok, let’s make it a dozen) of drinks your lover has “come out” to you as a fairy/elf/vampire/dwarf/mythological creature. You spend the rest of the night inspecting their hidden appendages/powers and listening to them talking about their world and the many times you almost found out their identity by accident. You make sure to make it clear that you still love them anyway and, on the contrary, you find them pretty fucking awesome too

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Take these for now, but I’m certainly adding more if you guys like them. Have fun, and watch out for the volume of your music!

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Me realizing I’ve been making facial expressions and sounds in a crowded place and people are looking at me weirdly:

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When you get carried away daydreaming and it turns NSFW