if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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Caged Wings Had this idea in my head for a while now. Finally gave it a go. Though my original idea was of a caged tiger, it somehow became birds as I sketched. Maybe I'll make another version with a tiger in the future~ Here's a quick timelapse. The full hours long 6 recording sessions for this painting, plus HD image and PSD file will be DMed on Patreon.com/Yuumei on April 5th.
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Statue for the Collector's Edition is finally ready... Shipping August 15th, along with the art book.
Pre-order: https://store.serenityforge.com/collections/slay-the-princess
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she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…
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#longer than 5 years but not the full 10 i think#silly quote from bleach that has always resonated with me#'there is no heart without you' is my personal 'despite everything it's still you' honestly#misc
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Chainsaw Man - First appearance of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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dear diary today my crush visited me in my maximum security mental hospital
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these are my thotz as someone who has been directly exposed to 2022 and 1966 batman within less than a month: there's a sweet spot between silly/gloomy ways to write bruce wayne, there's unpleasant extremes, and then there's the real extremes that are such weird little freaks that they make perfect sense
#i would also put keaton batman close to battinson#not quite as much of a freak but he IS a weird socially-maladjusted rich guy#battinson just takes that archetype to 11#batman
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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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Who would have thought the man that goes out in a green glitter suit and peacock feathers wanted attention?
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julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
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