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the foxes make neil buy his own clothes

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this is blue and gansey

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Gwen's first impression of merlin mustve been absolutely balls to the walls lmao. Here she is going about her day and sees this peasant that she's never seen before just fucking ripping on the crown prince, blowing him to goddamn bits while Arthur Pendragon rummages through the lint in his brain for something to say, and the next time Gwen sees him, Arthur is whipping a mace at this guy!! And let's remember by this point Gwen has already fucking decided she likes him. She has already decided she's gonna introduce herself to this dumb piece of ass that apparently has shit all regard for himself. And the THIRD time Gwen sees Merlin, he's in the stocks, covered with rotting vegetables. This boy is literally lost in the sauce. There are tomatoes dripping down his face. AND SHE'S STILL NERVOUS ABOUT TALKING TO HIM. All this girl knows about Merlin Emrys is that a) he can't control himself, b) a broom is more skilled with a weapon than he is, and c) he's a fucking idiot. Which is then proven the next time he breathes. Girl is a fucking champ is all I'm saying

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I’ve been trying to put my finger on why Aaron feels different from the other foxes and I think it’s that, while he absolutely has as tragic a back story as everyone else, he ended up with the most normal mentality of everyone so he reacts not like rest of the characters who mentally adapted to their situations and more like a regular person

Like when Neil gets the blood bag exploded in his lockers everyone’s like oh poor neil are you ok what can we do for you?

And Aaron’s just like hey what the FUCK just happened

Aaron: I killed an objectively horrible person for a justifiable reason but I’m still haunted by my actions because killing naturally takes a toll on your psyche

Neil, Andrew, Renee: Can’t relate

Neil and Kevin: This sport is the most important thing in my life I would die if I couldn’t play this college sport

Andrew: I physically could not care less about anything than the sport I put half of my time in every day for the next 5 years

Aaron: I’m just fuckin here to play a game I like man idk

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a trilogy

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The Witcher: A Summary 

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my current obsession is watching trc vine compilations on youtube (x, x).

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The ashley’s are all different?? How did I miss this?

The Raven Boys:

The Dream Thieves:

The Raven King:

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Rip to literally every other thing that happened in cdth, but Declan in fact dating three Ashleys therefore making all of these Ashleys different people, was the plot twist of the century.

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I love how consistent this book is with its theme of loneliness and alienation. Everyone’s lonely here, even Matthew now. Everyone’s estranged from their family and loved ones in one way or another. Maybe Hennessy’s situation is the most striking one: surrounded by people who are like her and who are wholly invested in her well-being, she’s still lonely. The message so far seems to be that sometimes loneliness is a hole that has be filled with self-actualization rather than anyone else. I can get behind that.

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Call Down the Hawk characters as popular tweets

Ronan:

Declan:

Matthew:

Adam:

Hennessy:

Jordan:

Carmen:

Parsifal:

(Only his mom’s German Bienenstich though duh)

Liliana:

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CDTH as memes part two

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in canon kevin calls neil a child like, very casually and kind of condescendingly but let’s revamp it. it’s just his nickname for neil now.

and bc the foxes are who they are neil becomes Kevin’s Day’s child.

neil: [scores twice in 10 mins]

nicky, hollering at the top of his lungs: there goes kevin’s pride and joy!

when neil starts shit w/ the press he’s the problem child. kevin checks in literally every day when he graduates and neil’s like “??? you’re not my actual dad????? you do know that right? it’s important to me that you know that”

their relationship is more exasperated big brother vs little brother with zero self preservation but Neil is absolutely “kid” “kiddo” “child” to kevin and that’s just facts.

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Wymack tries this on Neil during a press conference but Neil, who hates sweets, gives it to Andrew, who is the opposite of a problem in press conferences because he just. doesn’t. speak. and Wymack watches in utter defeat as Neil Josten absolutely obliterates the press while Andrew sits silently by and sucks on a lolly

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andrew: *doesn’t let aaron be with katelyn*

aaron: *realizes andrew and neil have a thing*

aaron:

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Aaron, has,,,, No concept of time passing.

None at all

He'll go 5 hours studying without breaks purely bc he does not realise it is no longer 1pm

Spends 3 hours in his phone and misses practice

Puts his alarm on a 10 minute snooze and picks it up 3 seperate times bc he thinks it should've gone off already

Walks away from the microwave and comes back thinking Hey it should be done by now when only 5 seconds have passed

Has moments where he'll be Extremely Aware of time passing and how inconsequential the minutes are and almost has a breakdown

All of the foxes have walked in on Aaron staring into the void looking on the edge of tears at least once

No one questions it

Baby fox: is- is he okay????

Og foxes: absolutely not.

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It’s Andrew’s 33rd birthday and of fucking course his team has an away game against the New York Hawks. On a Monday, for fuck’s sake. What are the chances? ‬

Andrew would be livid, but he’s always claimed he doesn’t care about his birthday so it’s not like he can pull a no show on the game just because it’s his bday. His captain - who he shares an apartment with and also happens to be his husband - would just kill him‬

‪Neil might have also bribed him with a promise of chocolate ice cream for dinner, a bottle of quality whiskey and some other things Andrew shouldn’t be thinking about right now if he wants to keep the Hawks from scoring on him. ‬

‪Andrew starts thinking that maybe, maybe, playing a game on his bday might have its pros when they win 11-4 (see what I did there?) and Neil, who has scored 7 of those goals, is so exhilarated he jumps straight into his arms and kisses him on the court. Right in front of everyone.

‪He kisses his sweaty brow (disgusting), his jaw, his nose, his lips. And between the kisses he whispers “happy birthday drew”. Andrew tells him it’d be, a happy birthday, if he wasn’t playing exy. Or if they’d lost the game. ‬

‪ ‪But Neil doesn’t believe his words for a second. Andrew glares at him, but still he lets Neil take his hand and drag him to the locker rooms.‬

‪What Andrew hadn’t expected was to find Aaron, Katelyn and their 5-year old twins Alex and Ava waiting for him outside the stadium.

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another year another twinyard birthday. the day andrew finds out he’s the oldest is the day aaron’s suffering increases tenfold. i dont make the rules that’s just how siblings work ;)

love these boys