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the exude the most intentionally indulgently pathetic energy i have ever seen in my life and yet u wonder why women are attracted to u like dawg u might as well be slathered in honey tbh

WHAT!!!!!

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finding me hot is not illegal or discouraged but for those who haven't seen pictures of me before I have to wonder what happened

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I really wish I had friends that were cool with casual intimacy just if anyone needs it. why can't I call a number and be like. are you free I need someone to dry hump for some minutes

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girl who takes you to the breastfeeding room and gets uncomfortable and says she was going to do something kinky with you but feels kind of bad now because there's probably people who need to use this room for its intended purpose today and she doesn't want to get in the way

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maid poll

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I miss being obsessed with someone's body like to an extent I still am but it's different. I want to sit near a girl I desperately want to sit much closer to but don't have the courage

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handjob where you dont cum and the other girl is just getting increasedly annoyed at you for not cumming and you dont want to hurt her feelings and tell her she's just really bad at it, but it's been going on for a while now and honestly you're getting soft and she's getting kind of mean about it but also she refuses to stop because she needs to do it properly

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extremely underwhelming rose sex thursday

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timestop maid girl whos too disabled to work so she stops time and does all her tasks like a few years each day

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people say shit to me and suddenly I'm like oh fuck my heart beats twice as fast anytime you speak to me and the things you say about yourself make cry of joy sometimes and looking at your face makes me feel better than most things do and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and hold you and kiss you and all that. and then people are like "yeah that's normal" is it???? is it??????????????????????

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its good im anti penetrative sex bc I would absolutely just go oops guess ur preg now

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Maids should be allowed to teleport 100 miles per caster level as a standard action.

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gently washing someone's hand and then sucking on their index finger

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rose and rose's maid kissing

did you mean to use the search bar

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Eating peaches too fast and choking... such is the fate of maids...

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the idea that people like my streams or are preemptively invested as a standard is weird to me because I have so many streams that are like, 90 minutes of me awkwardly trying to think of something to say bc nobody showed up and I'm not a very interesting person on my own