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So I read “Antaeus” and “Hercules and Antaeus” by Seamus Heaney, and one thing led to another and I made a Pokémon evolution 😅

Top right: Anteeni (Bug/Ground), the Burrow Ant Pokémon

Anteeni are said to be born from the earth itself, though behavioral patterns indicate potential nesting grounds stretching deep into the soil.

Evolved into bottom right: Tennaeus (Bug/Fighting) the Burrow Giant Pokémon

Tennaeus appear docile, though they will not hesitate to use their four pincer-adorned legs to grapple any threats to their young, especially rival Heracross.

Tennaeus have the signature ability “Gift of Gaia” which transforms them into their Burrowed Form when hit with Ground or Rock type moves. In this form, Tennaeus gains one stage of physical attack and defense boost every turn. Attacking a Burrowed Form Tennaeus with any other move type returns it to its Wrestling Form.

I was kinda going for a “little guy who gets super strong after evolving” vibe like Magikarp, as well as giving Heracross a new rival so that Pinsir can be re-paired with Scyther.

What do yall think abt these guys?

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Delivered in discrete packaging. (My ass)

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The Bolter is the most Swiftian song ever it starts with her as a child nearly dying also everyone hates her then a man calls her a whore she feels like she nearly died again but the whole song is over the boppiest guitar you’ve ever heard what a SONG

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Kitty appreciation post because some days it feels like she is the only one who actively desires my existence and seeks my presence 🥰

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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FUCK. PLEASE. I WANT THIS SURGEON. GIVE ME DOCTOR ARTAKHA

At my consultation for bottom surgery, I found out that this particular surgeon operates using five tiny robots inserted inside the body. While this is fascinating and all, I kind of wish that there was a sixth robot, since if I had six nanomachines working inside me to correct a grave evil, my vaginoplasty would basically be a reenactment of Bionicle.

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you know youre too far gone into a trans headcanon when you get genuinely confused seeing the canon pronouns used for the character. "why are they he/him-ing metal sonic" <- real thought that just flashed through my mind

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I'm a woman in S.T.E.M.

(Shenanigans, Tomfoolery, Escapades, Mischief)

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stupid girl, I should've known, I should've known

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Just realized I missed the opportunity to call this a top surgery update

Trix solo post, MAJOR revamp to her torso!

(Also featuring my sig-fig courtesy of the Disneyland Lego store!)

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many thoughts about mata nui meeting the surviving toa teams (including the mata discovering that their relationship is less "king and his loyal knights" and more "very proper very sheltered very excited princess and her favorite jousters who are very baffled by her joy and wondering if this is just The Standard Way To Feel In Front Of Your Praising Boss or if theyre developing a crush", the haga being too distracted by Holy Shit The Great Spirit to focus on anything hes saying, and the mahri briefly mistaking him for Matoro on vibes alone and interrupting his genuine apology for what they went through for him to give him a hug) but most importantly imagine youre The World's Least Known And Runner-Up For Most Dysfunctional Toa Team, feeling like you only barely achieved what you were supposed to do through continuous strokes of luck, and then God shows up and is your biggest fan ever. you try to explain in detail how you fumbled your way to tentative success and it just makes God even prouder. thats what the metru are going through

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If I had a single superpower I want this one. (Bonus points if I can play copyrighted songs because goddamn, yk I’d end up playing a Taylor Swift song at least once a day)

girl with diegetic music powers :)

she goes with other superheroes to sit on the side & provide fight music that everybody can hear. it helps them coordinate and it's great for morale

she doesn't have any other powers so she's mostly a normal person, but it's the little things

in a good mood she can DJ a party without fully thinking about it, like forgetting you're breathing

her lovers can tell what's working in bed not just from her voice and how she moves but from the cadences of the bedroom jams they both hear

when a man makes her uncomfortable at a bar he starts hearing really uncomfortable horror stings

she starts talking corny soft mushy stuff to her girlfriend and halfway through her gf is like "babe are you meaning to do the piano soundtrack rn or are you worried i'm mad at you? stop it i love you"

she had to stop playing online pvp games entirely after accidentally making her last upstairs neighbor hear hard-ass rock beats enough times that the neighbor called an exorcist on herself

the one time a villain decided to ignore the actual powered heroes and target the girl in the corner telepathically ripping off daft punk, she panicked. the next second he was on the ground with blood coming from both ears. he's still in physical therapy to restore his sense of balance. she has no idea how she did that and doesn't talk about it.

girl with diegetic music powers :)