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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

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On god, I needed this

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Not me finding out I’m the year 2024 that Nintendo DS was called DS because of its Dual Screen.

From a Jacksepticeye video throwaway joke. 

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My cat this morning woke me up by sticking his paw in my mouth. Apparently I had slept with it open and he thought I was dead? Or checking my airways. Or trying to suffocate me, you never know. Cause then when I was awake he jumped on my chest, put his tail in my face for a while, before turning around and trying it again.

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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I’d just like to say, if you voted for a third party candidate, or trump, kindly break ties with me.

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The fact that I got this the day before Election Day… I’m not taking any chances

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I think it’s very important that the last time Agatha sang lyrics to ‘their version’ of the song that they used to bond, burying Nicholas, she’s interrupted by a witch, who hears the tune and thinks of the ‘witches road’ that’s been rumored (because of Agatha and Nicholas).

Even in her moment of grief, she had to turn something precious into survival, because that’s what Agatha does in the face of sorrow and grief. Survive.

She is the Three of Swords.

it's so beautiful finding out that the ballad of the witches' road began between agatha and nicholas and their bond, and earlier on we find out that lorna wu created her version in order to protect alice I AM ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

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Your honor, I present the holiday-bang montage in deadpool 1, where Vanessa Pegs Wade on international Women’s day.

I think I’ve found the best way for marvel to make both the queer fans of Deadpool & Wolverine and the straight fans happy (in regards to ships)

Wade, Logan, and Vanessa should all be in a polyamorous relationship

ok here me out on this one

We know that Deadpool is pansexual, Vanessa was a stripper and is definitely some kind of fruit, and Wolverine is a raging man whore

it’s a match made in marvel heaven

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BIG BRAIN

Holy fuck wait Sissy does look so much like Mary

And Mary has a daughter named Missy

And Sissy lives in texas too.

Sheldon was born in 1980, Mary was about 24. Mary was born then about 1956ish.

Viktor in s2 lands in 1963, Harlan is 8.

Harlan was born then, in 1955.

Harlan and Mary could be Twins. Fraternal twins can run in families.

Sissy Cooper is MeeMaw.

(Shh I know it all falls apart when you realize Cooper is George’s surname and not Mary’s maiden name, but the timeline adds up!)

seeing actors i know in the umbrella academy messes with my brain, like what do you mean mary coopers twin sissy cooper is dating juno??

elliot page is my king tho hashtag viktor hargreeves for life 🫶

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Pretty sure I read that fic and it wasn’t that bad! Actually really good compared to the shit show s4 was.

In fact, the author could post a small update if they want to, which would show a trans male character being a father? Like, I’d love that? Wish they’d do it?

Back when it was only season one I found and read a fic where Viktor got pregnant through a one night stand at 23, Diego was the first to find him and that was the catalyst for bringing the family back together.

And to me it's more cannon than season four

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This one hurts but in a bittersweet good way.

Okay, I take back my original “how I wanted TUA to end” that I made a week ago and instead I want this:

The siblings realise the world keeps ending because they’re all in the same timeline. So in order to distribute the marigold, and save the end of the world, they all have to sacrifice being a family and never see each other again.

It ends with each sibling one by one (Lila and deigo come as a pair, I don’t make the rules) as they board the subway, each to their very own timeline in which the other family members don’t exist.

It’s heartbreaking, and for a family that were split and torn at the beginning of the series, the choice being made for them is even more heartbreaking because they’re a family now more than ever. But as they board the subway, we see a montage of them all in their HAPPY timelines, the beats of “I think we’re alone now” start playing and we realise, while the Hargreeves siblings finally have their happy ending, they are in fact alone now. Cut to black. Cue BTS images.

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The writers didn’t care nor even try to watch season 3 to have plot continuity

Someone please answer me why does LUTHER HAVE THE APE BODY

That's not his default

His default is super strength

Please explain someone please

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Bat-ling Gun.

No caption can make this funnier

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The riddler would have the best Escape Rooms.

Give that man a theme, some square footage, and you’ll have a tourist destination.

And he could participate in them too, being the guide/actor! Seriously it’s like Escape rooms were made for that man.

Danny and the Riddler getting on like a house on fire because Danny is used to helping ghosts with their obsession and the Riddler gets enrichment time

Like, Danny answers riddles but he makes a show out of thinking about them out loud and taking his time and appreciating the riddle

Which is very different from the people either doing it out of fear, being done with him or super quickly

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Pls somebody write this. I crave it

Dan, bound to a clone body and experiencing a relatively calm life with the Fentons, gets de-aged by a jealous Vlad and is held hostage by the man, who wants to be involved with family things. Vlad, somehow, loses the baby.

14 years later, Jason Todd is desperately looking for his mother, only for the DNA test to match him with a 30-year-old transman and a billionaire over 60.

Oh, and his own missing person's report.

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Persephone and Hades rolling up with their own half alive, half dead kid Melionë: Look we brought you a cousin :D

Phantom, the newest addition to the Justice League, pulls Wonder Woman aside.

He has...a strange request.

He's nervous, flustered, fading in and out of the visible spectrum. It's clear that what he's about to ask of her is important to him, and even though she has an uncomfortable voice in the back of her head telling her this young hero is about to ask her out, she resolves to listen before she jumps to conclusions.

She's glad she did.

"Can...can you put a grave for me in Themyscira? I know it's just for women, but it's the safest place I can think of for it! I just...I don't have a grave, and Clockwork says it's starting to stunt my growth as a Ghost, and I have too many enemies on American soil, so. It's okay if you say no, though, I'll figure something out, it's fine."

Diana lets him ramble to the end, already knowing what her answer is going to be.

"We would be honored to host your grave, Phantom. Do you have any remains I can take home? Do you require a funeral service?"

Phantom looks...he looks beyond grateful. Close to tears.

"No, no remains. A symbolic grave is fine, it just. It has to have my real name on it, my mortal one." He says, looking hesitant. "Please don't reach out to my family, Wonder Woman. They don't know."

With that, he hands over a small slip of paper, torn from a notebook and clearly folded one too many times.

She takes it as though he were entrusting her with the rarest diamond in the world. She wants to, but she does not ask how they could not notice the death of someone so very bright.

Instead she nods, tucking the paper away.

Phantom will get a grand grave, one worthy of a friend to the Crown of Themyscira. She will ensure it.