magentakat
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Cai, 31, they/them. Your local Cryptid enby. Previously agent-katnecticut.AO3 is KittysMuse :3
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magentakat · 3 days ago
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a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like
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magentakat · 5 days ago
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it fucking sucks that shinigami eyes' moderators started marking people based on petty discourse instead of actually being transphobic but its honestly also kind of funny, in a dramatically ironic way
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magentakat · 6 days ago
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The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay
The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game
The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney
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magentakat · 6 days ago
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People don’t understand the concept of liking two characters’ relationship in multiple contexts. They can be lovers in one setting and just friends in another, their dynamic doesn’t have to be consistent in every piece of art I make.
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magentakat · 13 days ago
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pose sketches from the Lights Off animation
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magentakat · 15 days ago
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Hey babe, are you a book? Because I kinda wanna break your spine
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magentakat · 16 days ago
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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magentakat · 16 days ago
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annoying as fuck
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magentakat · 16 days ago
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magentakat · 16 days ago
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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid
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magentakat · 18 days ago
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i am SUCH a cuddleslut. fucking love snuggling. just wanna get coze wit u.
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magentakat · 18 days ago
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magentakat · 18 days ago
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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer
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magentakat · 18 days ago
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Once again, consider this a teaser since chapter 8 isn't out yet! (hoping to have it done and released on my birthday ((Dec. 22)) so hopefully I hit that deadline!)
Chapter 7 & 8 art for Eclipse of the Valley without titles.
Chapter 5 & 6 art
Chapter 3 & 4 art
Chapter 1 & 2 art
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magentakat · 19 days ago
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yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother
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magentakat · 19 days ago
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’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw
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magentakat · 19 days ago
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Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.
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