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The Entire Cast from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia shares one collective brain cell!

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“I mean, if he’s gonna do it, then, you know, I’m gonna do it”

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yes to be gay on main but my girlfriend visited for the past couple weeks and I’ve never been happier thanks rob “lesbian rights!” mcelhenney for bringing us together even though we live 10,000 miles from each other (i miss u already @macden i love u dyke)

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iasip s9 rated by macdennis content

The Gang Broke Dee: Mac saying FACED to Dennis when Dee doesn’t let Dennis past the rope gives this ep a 2.5/10

Gun Fever Too: Still Hot: Mac and Dennis spend most of the episode on different sides, but they, like Charlie and Dee, are both gullible idiots for Frank’s bullshit. 0.5/10

The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award: Oh some good?? Mac and Dennis standing next to each other content and Dennis touching Mac content and Dennis not realizing that the real will-they-won’t-they of Paddy’s Pub was him and Mac all along brings this up to a 6/10

Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare: Oh God. This episode was named after them for good reason. Dennis leans all over Mac and throws his arm over Mac’s shoulder and touches him like he’ll die if he stops. Mac and Dennis think they’re smart but really they’re fucking dumb gays. They bought a gay vacation in Florida in a nice villa and bought three weeks of it planning to get paid to vacation. Together. What the fuck does that mean. What was their intention. Do they know how gay they were? I’m pretty sure the Invigaron guy who duped them thought they were a couple. “Mac, I think this guy just bent himself over a barrel for our pleasure.” 9/10

Mac Day: Dennis gets pissed because Mac lectured about the evils of homosexuality when he could have brought up literally anything else to get mad about. He complains that Mac has been ruining his life yet still thinks that he and Mac will be together forever (“We have a lifetime of this to look forward to!”). He manipulates Mac’s need for his validation to make him fight in a karate tournament “for his own good”. He is always the first to point out when Mac gets a boner. He also gets a “crush” on Country Mac and is the most outspoken about how much he loves Country Mac and how much he “hates” Mac because he can’t deal with how much he needs and wants Mac despite his many “annoying traits”. It is highly possible that Dennis wants Mac to stop living in denial so that he can stop denying his blatant homosexuality, even though the rest of the gang don’t care as much. It’s also important to note that Dennis actually made the most accurate effort to follow Mac’s instructions when Mac Day first begun, proving that he’s a bottom bitch. It’s 5/10 if you watch it blindly, but if you spiral and think too deeply into it 7-9/10

The Gang Saves the Day: Mac fantasizes about dying while saving the gang in a badass way and Dennis crying over his dead body declaring his love for him and how he can’t live without him. He also fantasizes about Dennis telling him something he did was badass, and saying “Oh my god, Mac, that was amazing!” Dennis did not fantasize about Mac in any romantic capacity which is fucking stupid and illegal, although it is interesting to note that both of them fantasized about either dying or being near death. Also, Mac thought that Dennis would mourn his death while Dennis thought that Mac wouldn’t give a shit about him once he knew he was alive, which is some food for thought. This episode also further reinforces how Dennis can’t fall in genuine love with a woman. If Dennis had fantasized about Mac properly this episode would have received a 10/10. But he didn’t so it’s a 8.9/10, still an objectively high score, because Dennis has no rights

The Gang Gets Quarantined: Mac and Dennis stand next to each other when they sing. There’s something gay about that. What’s even more gay you ask? It’s the fact that Mac has seen Dennis’ penis go from flaccid to erect and flaccid to erect and that he thinks that Dennis can do cool stuff with his dick. God fucking damn it. Mac wanted to call 911 and a hospital to get Dennis medical treatment. Dennis suggested that Mac roundhouse kick the door down because he knew that’s what Mac wanted to do. 8/10

Flowers For Charlie: When the episode starts, Mac and Dennis argue over who’s smarter, even though they’re both dumb. “Come on Mac, we’re smarter than that. It’s not about brute force, it’s about… seduction.” Mac and Dennis nearly kiss after swaying face to face playing You’re My Inspiration. Dennis keeps telling Mac he’s smart, which contradicts what he was doing in the beginning, and they get high on gasoline with Dee and make each other laugh. Frank asks “Charlie is our foundation. And where does the foundation belong?” Mac and Dennis respond “At the top” in unison. They agree and laugh over how placebo is a stupid word, and Dennis laughs his ass off and even snacks Mac for saying “these stupid science bitches couldn’t even make my friend more smarter!” 9/10, because points had to be deducted for Dennis moving away at the last second when Dee walked in

The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6: Jesus fucking christ. I feel like the shower wrestling scene, the half naked volleyball scene (that they felt they had to film for. some reason), the ENTIRETY of the shower scene actually (that they also felt they needed!! for some reason!!), Mac looking delighted and confirming the fact that Dennis can do all the sex positions, plus “You need money to fund your gay porno movie?” and “In a lot of ways, this is a love story between two men, okay? In MOST ways–“ Dennis and Mac both being stupid enough to want to switch roles in the middle of the movie again, Mac and Dennis giving themselves Main Producer, Directing, and Writing credits PLUS Mac staring at Dennis’ dick while filming a fucking strip club scene for a movie pulls this up to a solid 9/10

The Gang Squashes Their Beefs: “Four extra seconds dedicated solely to the dong shot? Buddy, that’s what I’m thankful for.” Mac and Dennis talk about why they don’t care about Thanksgiving, only to host a Thanksgiving dinner to settle their various rivalries around town. Dennis chases Dee away to settle his and Mac’s beef with the McPoyle brothers so he could dance with Mac. They’re both stupid stubborn gay bitches who won’t say sorry even to squash a beef. 7.5/10

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with iasip on hiatus we all venom blogs now

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me when someone asks me for advice about literally anything

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“venom is bad” I’m sorry you’re too straight to appreciate Cinema

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iasip meme: [¼] relationships → mac and dennis Somebody needs to take care of Mac, and that’s gonna be me.

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We immediately escalate everything to a ten. It’s ridiculous. I mean, somebody comes in with some preposterous plan or idea, and then all of a sudden, everybody’s on the gas. Nobody’s on the breaks. Nobody’s thinking.

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not to sound like a man-hating dyke but i’m a dyke and i hate men

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in this world its strap or be strapped

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Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

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same gay energy

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*Man turns to a girl, begins to say something*

Me, materializing in the doorway: