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Wanting to get this mini of Singred so bad! Next paycheck tho

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He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

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Creating new character for a new campaign: Orc botanist named Singred (last name tba). Although he's grown up in the heart of the city state, he much prefers the great outdoors. He's usually seen wearing khaki shorts with a short sleeve white collar shirt and hiking boots. His humor is pretty dry and punny, but he tries. He's shy but once you get to know him it's almost impossible to get him to shut up.

Will add more to this later, hopefully some art too

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I love this so much XD

Diners, Drive-ins, Dives, Dungeons, and Dragons! Our three heroes travel from Hell’s Kitchen to Flavortown in search of the fabled Good Eats! (i didn’t make this up, @bubblyernie did and they’re a freakin genius)

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I feel lucky that my bard had high animal handling stats, now I just gotta find singing cats XD

how do I unlock the cat player job class

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I absolutely love this, except I have and my group has played all as halflings and we all agreed they have New York accents.

Yaaaaas 😍

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Give me that!

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Multi-level dungeon built into the drawers of an old dresser

The BEST THING I’ve seen on Twitter this week (month?) is Justin Alexander’s thread documenting “The Dungeon of Drezzar,” Peter Heeringa and Troy Wilhelmson’s spectacular multilevel dungeon built into a series of dresser drawers.

https://twitter.com/hexcrawl/status/1252289754479165442

Heeringa and Wilhelmson built an entire dungeon-level into each drawer, painstakingly painted, staged and decorated. It’s intricate: the “tavern” includes a teeny tiny noticeboard where adventurers can leave notes for one other.

https://twitter.com/hexcrawl/status/1252289758505701376

There are effects that span multiple drawers, like a well that goes straight down, and each drawer can be removed and played on a game-table.

https://twitter.com/hexcrawl/status/1252289762465103873

But that’s nothin’, because, as Alexander notes, the dragon guarding the bottom level and her lair match the cover of the 1981 Basic D&D box set.

https://twitter.com/hexcrawl/status/1252289772841832448

This is so amazing that I am in a state of grace and prepared to meet my maker.

Holy. Shit.

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My “draw the squad” memes so far

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Things that are currently going on for Lulu and the gang:

1. They're in hell

2. Thoric the barbarian is now a prince of one of the 9 hells

3. Lulu is apparently banging an Astral Dragon

4. The group finds a demon who loves mayonnaise; Lulu has an alchemy jug that supplies said mayonnaise

5. Mutation shenanigans

6. Lulu the demonic chicken wrangler

7. New familiars and a zombie

8. Thoric has daddy issues

9. Lulu is going to have a very long chat with Jarlaxle when she gets back to the material plan

10. In which the bard actually kills the most enemies next to the barbarian

11. Mad maxing it in hell with a demon grinder~

12. Demonic cowboys

13. Thoric the barbarian is constantly being surrounded by a group of chaotic and horny elves

14. Lulu is Fae approved

15. Family trees get more complicated

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Lulu is currently a rock

So the last encounter that the oh so wonderful DM set up for us was supposed to be toned down since the group was missing a huge chunk of players and so we had the Barbaria, a warforge cleric, and me....the bard.

My bard works better when sober and we're in a mountain far away from booze, so she's pretty serious. Everything was going great, she kept giving inspiration and using cutting word, shot off a couple rounds from the gun she bought from Jarlaxle, and managed to stay alive...UNTIL SOME ASSHOLE MONK STABBED HER WITH A DAGGER THAT PETRIFIES THE BODY

And of fucking course I would fail each damn saving throw!!!

So now Lulu is a stone statue that has been shoved into a bag of holding and the group is about to meet my back up character...

CHARLIE SHOESEEKER, GNOME RANGER

COLLECTOR OF SHOES, AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AND ABSOLUTELY HATES HATS BUT LOVES HELMETS

My party is going to hate him more than my last back up character. :)